解决生活中不存在的问题的新发明
解决生活中不存在的问题的新发明
Happy Holidays, people of the internet! Matty Benedetto here – the evil genius behind Unnecessary Inventions – to spread some unnecessary product cheer this season.
节日快乐，互联网人!马蒂·贝尼代托在这里——不必要的发明背后的邪恶天才——传播一些不必要的产品欢呼这个季节。
Luckily for you, I have a brand new collection of completely unnecessary inventions for you to feast your eyes on. Plus, you can now take home some of my creations in my brand new Unnecessary Inventions Store if you are addicted to purchasing unnecessary things on the internet!
幸运的是，我有一个全新的完全不必要的发明集合供你欣赏。另外，你现在可以把我的一些创作带回家，在我的全新的不必要的发明商店，如果你是在网上购买不必要的东西上瘾!
Be sure to follow me on Instagram and YouTube to stay up to date with each invention as it’s created! You can check out my previous invention posts on Bored Panda!
一定要在Instagram和YouTube上关注我，了解每一项发明的最新情况!你可以在Bored Panda网站上查看我以前的发明帖子!
The Sobbing Spectacles™：Let the tears flow without the mess!
哭泣的眼镜™：让泪水流淌而不留下混乱!
Our newly released glasses feature two highly absorbent sponges to soak up all those salty tears before they run down your face and simply wring them out before your next use
我们新推出的眼镜有两块高吸水性的海绵，可以在泪水流到脸上之前将其吸干，并在下次使用前将其拧干
Helping Hand Visor™️
援助之手遮护™️
Did I forget my sunglasses… again?! Block the sun’s blinding light like never before. This ergonomic and scientifically sculpted device provides the optimal amount of shade above your eyes to see in the brightest of conditions
我又忘记带太阳镜了?以前所未有的方式阻挡太阳的强光。这个符合人体工程学和科学造型的设备提供了最佳的遮荫量，在你的眼睛看到最明亮光的条件下
The MegaPod™️
Never lose an AirPod again when you supersize them with our newest innovative product!
当你使用我们最新的创新产品时，不要再失去一个AirPod了!
SpoonStrainer
勺子过滤器
Scoop and strain all in one movement. Sometimes you only want the good chunky stuff or maybe you want to cut some calories out of your meal
用铲子把所有的东西都挖出来，用力拉紧。有时你只想要好的大块的东西，或者你想从你的食物中减少一些热量
Cellphone Crapper Catcher
手机厕所捕手
Road Rage Restrictor
暴怒行为限制器
Burst Your Bubble Belt Buckle
戳破你的泡泡带扣
图片来源：Matt Benedetto
