从蛇到武士刀——TSA的“2019年十大发现”简直是疯了
从蛇到武士刀——TSA的“2019年十大发现”简直是疯了
There’s a good reason you’re waiting forever on security lines at airports.
你永远在机场的安检线上等待是有原因的。
People are trying to bring some weird stuff — from weapons to creepy crawlers — on their flights.
人们试图把一些奇怪的东西——从武器到令人毛骨悚然的爬虫——带上飞机。
The eagle-eyed officials at the Transportation Security Administration find bizarre objects in passenger’s hand luggage on a daily basis and dutifully post the weirdest on their Instagram — and once a year, they come out with their Top Ten Finds.
美国运输安全管理局眼尖的官员们每天都会在乘客的手提行李中发现一些奇怪的东西，并尽职尽责地将这些最奇怪的东西发布在他们的Instagram上——每年一次，他们都会拿出自己的十大发现。
This year’s list, posted Friday evening, is perhaps the oddest.
今年的榜单于上周五晚公布，可能是最奇怪的。
In a note to fans, the TSA says: “Here goes…Wow, we weren’t expecting this! (Pulls sheet of paper out of pocket) First, to our officers, thank you for your dedication and hard work at checkpoints across the country! We wouldn’t have these numerous gems without your skilled screening abilities. Second, we would like to thank the traveling public for the inspiration. Clearly, these folks don’t follow this account… Finally, thank you to our followers for enjoying these strange catches as much as we do! Don’t let your friend’s item get featured on our page…”
在一份致粉丝的信中，运输安全管理局说:“我们没想到会是这样!(从口袋里掏出一张纸)首先，感谢我们的工作人员，感谢你们在全国各地检查站的奉献和辛勤工作!我们不会有这么多的宝石没有你熟练的筛选能力。其次，我们要感谢旅游大众的启发。最后，感谢我们的粉丝们和我们一样享受这些奇怪的捕捉!不要让你朋友的东西出现在我们的页面上……”
The top 10 (banned) items, complete with TSA comment, from 2019 are:
自2019年起，包括TSA评论在内的十大(被禁)物品包括:
10. Samurai swords (blades of three various sizes, found at Norman Y. Mineta San Jose Airport, California): “This one’s too small. This one’s too big. This one’s just right! Eh.. I’ll bring all three!”
10. 武士刀(三种不同尺寸的刀片，在加州诺曼Y.米内塔圣荷西机场发现):“这把太小了。这个太大了。这个正好!呃. .我把他们三个都带来!”
9. Flares (found at Ted Stevens Anchorage International Airport, Alaska): “For when you need a refill and the call button stops working.”
9. 照明弹(在阿拉斯加特德史蒂文斯安克雷奇国际机场发现):“当你需要加油时，呼叫按钮停止工作。”
8. Guns/Knives (firearms with knives attached, found at Miami International Airport): “When you can’t decide whether to rob a bank or whittle stick for s’mores.”
8. 枪/刀(附加刀具的火器，在迈阿密国际机场发现):“当你无法决定是去抢银行还是为s 'mores削棒子的时候。”
7. Airbag (found at Orlando International Airport, Florida): “Extra protection never hurt anyone, right?!”
7. 安全气囊(佛罗里达州奥兰多国际机场发现):“额外的保护不会伤害任何人，对吗?!”
6. Power saw (found at Bradley International Airport, Windsor Locks, Connecticut): “When you can’t get those in-air snack packs open”
6. 电锯(发现于康乃迪克州温莎洛克斯布拉德利国际机场):“当你无法打开那些空中零食包时”
5. Martial arts sais (found at LaGuardia Airport): With a nod to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the TSA noted: “Someone returned back to the sewers mad! Should’ve @AskTSA before heading to the airport.”
5. (在拉瓜迪亚机场发现的):运输安全管理局对《忍者神龟》致敬:“有人疯了似地回到了下水道!”去机场之前应该问问tsa的。”
4. Blow dart gun (found at Orlando Melbourne International Airport, Florida): “Discretion has never been this passenger’s forte.”
4. 吹镖枪(在佛罗里达州奥兰多墨尔本国际机场发现):“判断力从来不是这位乘客的强项。”
3. An uninvited Snake (found slithering at Newark Airport): “I’m tired of these UNINVITED snakes on these…”
3.一条不请自来的蛇(发现它在纽瓦克机场滑行):“我受够了这些不请自来的蛇……”
2. Butcherknife (found at Tri-Cities Regional Airport, Blountville, Tennessee): “Cleav-ing on a jet plane…”
2. 屠夫刀(发现于田纳西州布朗特维尔的特里-城市地区机场):“趴在喷气式飞机上……”
1. Moose poop (Juneau International Airport, Alaska): “’Number Two’ is number one on our list!”
1. 驼鹿的粪便(阿拉斯加朱诺国际机场):“‘第二名’是我们名单上的第一名!”
