人们意识到他们和一个“怪物”生活在一起，不得不分享证据
人们意识到他们和一个“怪物”生活在一起，不得不分享证据
If you never lived in a flat-share, were you even a student for realz? The question doesn’t really have an answer, but it shows one thing. Living with another person under one roof is a one-of-a-kind experience.
如果你从来没有住过合租公寓，你还是realz的学生吗?这个问题并没有真正的答案，但它表明了一件事。与人同住在一个屋檐下是一种独一无二的经历。
And it’s not only about leaving dirty socks in plain sight, bringing in a bunch of friends at 2 am, or borrowing chocolate biscuits with 0.001% intention to return them. Whichever side you were, or currently are, standing on, you probably feel right and the other person is most likely wrong.
不仅仅是把脏袜子放在显眼的地方，在凌晨2点把一群朋友带来，或者借巧克力饼干并打算把它们还回去。无论你过去站在哪一边，或者现在站在哪一边，你都可能觉得自己是对的，而对方很可能是错的。
But in the land of flat- and house-sharing, there are no right or wrong people, there’s only a nasty-meter that goes up every single time you put an empty pack of ice cream back to rest in the freezer. Call it an exaggeration, but god is in the details when it comes to flat-sharing.
但在合租公寓的国度里，没有对或错的人，只有每次你把空的冰淇淋袋放回冰箱里时，可恶就会上升一米。你可以说这是一种夸张，但说到合租公寓，一切都在细节中。
#1 Thesis Due In A Few Days And I Don’t Need This Extra Stress Of People Stealing My Stuff From The Communal Fridge
再过几天就要交论文了，我不想再承受别人从公用冰箱里偷我东西的压力
#2 The Way My Dad Puts Things Away In The Fridge. This Is A Piece Of Steak
我爸爸把东西放在冰箱里的样子。这是一块牛排
#3 My Husband Bought Memory Foam For “His Side Of The Bed”
我丈夫为“他的那一边”买了记忆棉
#4 My Wife Putting This Peanut Butter In The Trash Because It’s Empty
我妻子把花生酱扔进了垃圾桶因为它是空的
#5 When Your Housemate Uses The Living Room As His Bedroom
当你的室友把客厅当卧室的时候
#6 I Married A Monster
我嫁给了一个怪物
#7 My Husband Is Technologically Challenged
我丈夫在技术上很有挑战性
#8 Wife Doesn’t Pay Attention To What We Already Have When Buying Groceries
买东西的时候，妻子不会注意我们已经拥有的东西
#9 My Mom Always Eats The Chocolate And Puts It Back In The Freezer Like That
我妈妈总是那样吃完巧克力再把它放回冰箱里
#10 How My Wife Loads The Dishwasher
我妻子是怎么用洗碗机的
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