这些人“有幸”招待了最不尊重人的客人

这些人“有幸”招待了最不尊重人的客人

Whenever I have a guest over, I go the extra mile to make them feel welcome. Or, well, a bit annoyed because I can take hospitality to a whole other level of irritating with how often I ask them if they’d like a snack or a drink or anything else. There’s nothing that I wouldn’t do for my guest. The harsh truth is, however, not all guests deserve this privilege.

每当我有客人来访，我都会加倍努力让他们感到受欢迎。或者，嗯，有点生气，因为我经常问他们是否想要点心、饮料或其他东西，我可以把热情带到另一个层次的愤怒。我愿意为我的客人做任何事。然而，残酷的事实是，并不是所有的客人都应该享有这种特权。

People have been opening up online about the very worst, most horrifying, and downright disrespectful things that guests have done in their homes and Bored Panda has collected their tales to serve as a warning for you. Some of these guests are so jaw-droppingly weird and darn rude that you might even be grateful for social distancing. Upvote the ones that made you go ‘wtf’ as you scroll down.

人们在网上公开了客人们在家里做过的最糟糕、最恐怖、最无礼的事情，Bored Panda收集了他们的故事作为警告。有些客人非常奇怪，而且非常粗鲁，你甚至可能会对保持社交距离心存感激。当你向下滚动时，给那些让你觉得“wtf”的投票。

The scariest part? Some of us have been in similar situations. I know I have. But let’s focus on you, dear Pandas. If you’re up for sharing, let us know all about the rudest guests you’ve ever had over.

最恐怖的部分?我们中的一些人也遇到过类似的情况。我知道我有。但是让我们把注意力集中在你们身上，亲爱的熊猫们。如果你愿意分享，让我们知道你曾经邀请过的最粗鲁的客人。

#1 He let my new very old, very deaf foster dog out of the gate on purpose and the dog took off up the street. He just stood there smirking while I grabbed my shoes and keys and after i shouted at him for being a moron, he told me that it was for the best and maybe I should focus my time on other things. I eventually caught up to the terrified and exhausted dog and brought her back home. Told guest to pack his bags and gtfo.

他故意把我养的又老又聋的狗放了出去然后就顺着街道跑了。他只是站在那里傻笑，我拿着我的鞋子和钥匙，然后我吼他是个白痴，他告诉我这是最好的，也许我应该把时间花在其他事情上。我最终追上了这只吓坏了、筋疲力尽的狗，把它带回家。让客人收拾行李，离开。

#2 Throw my dog in the pool when I wasn't around because he thought it would be funny. He got a punch in the face and shove towards the door, nobody messes with my baby.

当我不在的时候把我的狗扔到游泳池里，因为他觉得这样会很有趣。他脸上挨了一拳，然后被推到门口，没人敢惹我的宠物。

#3 Someone at a party dumped a cup of vodka in my fish tank because "your fish look bored! hahaha!" ... I kicked everyone out and had to change out all the water before they died.

有人在派对上把一杯伏特加倒在我的鱼缸里，因为“你的鱼看起来很无聊!”哈哈哈!”…我把所有人都赶了出来，还得在它们死前把水都换掉。

#4 He let my indoor cat out while I was at work. When I was upset, searching, putting up fliers and going door to door he (legitimately) tried to comfort me by saying my cat likely got eaten by coyotes already... so why look? Cat never came back... still hurts.

他趁我工作的时候把家里的猫放出来了。当我心烦意乱的时候，我到处找，贴传单，挨家挨户地走，他(合法地)试图安慰我说，我的猫可能已经被土狼吃了……为什么还要找?猫再也没有回来……心还疼。

#5 Friends of a relative stayed the night at our place with their kids while we were out of town. We asked if the children wet the bed so we could put plastic sheets down. They were confident the kids wouldn't wet the bed so we let it be. We come home to find 2 of the beds (new matresses) soaked in pee - not even stripped or changed. The kids had wet the bed in the night, moved to another bed and wet again. 3 weeks later we found used diapers under one of the beds. Never said thank you, never said sorry.

我们出城的时候，一个亲戚的朋友带着他们的孩子来我家过夜。我们问孩子们是否尿床，这样我们就可以把塑料布放下来。他们确信孩子们不会尿床，所以我们就顺其自然了。我们回到家，发现有两张床(新床垫)被尿浸透了——甚至没有处理或更换。孩子们夜里尿床了，搬到另一张床上又尿床了。三周后，我们在其中一张床下发现了用过的尿布。从没说过谢谢，从没说过抱歉。

#6 My ex had a party with a bunch of her co-workers and the next morning all of my koi were floating at the top of the pond. No idea what they did, but they're d***s.

我的前男友和她的一群同事开了个派对，第二天早上我所有的锦鲤都浮在了池塘的顶部。不知道他们做了什么，但他们是混蛋。

#7 Brother made copies of my house keys, came into my house when I was visiting our dad in the nursing home, dug through our unborn daughter's crib to find my safe, broke into the safe, stole ALL of my dad's oxycontin, then proceeded to blame my 8 month pregnant wife, saying that she took 70 80MG oxycontins without me noticing....

哥哥配了我的房子钥匙,并进入我的房子，当我去养老院看望爸爸的时候，翻遍了我们还没出生的女儿的婴儿床找到了我的保险箱，撬开保险箱，偷走了我爸爸所有的奥施康定，然后责怪我怀孕8个月的妻子，说她在我不注意的情况下服用了70 80毫克的奥施康定....

#8 Peed in my husband's brand new gaming/computer chair because he was too enthralled in the game he was playing to get up. He didn't tell us either.... Figured it out after he left.

在我丈夫全新的游戏/电脑椅上撒尿，因为他太沉迷于他正在玩的游戏而站不起来。他也没告诉我们....他离开后我才知道的。

#9 He said he had to go to the bathroom and after 20 minutes I decided to go see if he was okay. Found him on my mother's computer watching vids...

他说他要去洗手间，20分钟后我决定去看看他是否没事。我发现他在我妈妈的电脑上看视频…

#10 Stole my little sisters Nintendo DS. He was a great friend up until then. Would eat dinner with our family every other day too. Real painful backstab for middle school me.

偷了我妹妹的任天堂DS，在那之前他一直是我的好朋友。每隔一天也会和家人一起吃晚饭。对我来说是非常痛苦的。

图片来源：Jonas Grinevičius