丑女贝蒂第一季18

[00:00.00]美剧MP3+LRC 12.09.02 13:55:25 [00:01.00](Marc) Previously on Ugly Betty: “丑女贝蒂”前情提要… [00:02.70]- What was your first impression of me? - Um... (mock scream) 你对我的第一印象如何? [00:06.20]- What is this? - A tracking device. - 这是什么呀? - 追踪器 [00:08.54]l will know where you are, every minute of every day. 我就能掌握你每时每刻的行踪 [00:11.51]l can't spend time with you and your girlfriend. 我不能和你 还有你的女朋友 在一起了 [00:14.51]What does that make us? - 我们算什么呢? - 同一幢大楼里一起工作的两个人 [00:15.91]- People who work in the same building. - Oh. [00:18.91]- Your family is falling apart. - My family is coming together. 你的家庭正在四分五裂 你知道吗? [00:22.95]He said if l went through with the surgery, - 我的家庭正在破镜重圆 - 他说 要是我做了手术 [00:25.05]l'd lose everything. He'd rather l were dead. 我就会失去一切-- 他说我还不如死了算了 [00:27.62]You're here because of me. Because of what l did. 你在这里完全是因为我 因为我的所做所为 [00:32.23]l'm turning myself in. 我要去自首 [00:35.36]l'm reporting live outside of Meade Publications, 我正在Meade出版集团门 外向大家报道 [00:38.30]where Bradford Meade is expected to return to work tomorrow Bradford Meade有望将于 [00:41.30]after his release from prison. 明日释放 并回来工作 [00:43.00]Arrested for the murder of Fey Sommers, all charges against him were dropped 之前 他因被怀疑谋杀了 Fey Sommers而被逮捕 [00:45.29]而现在 所有的指控 [00:46.84]after his wife, Claire Meade, turned herself in late last night. 都被撤消了 因为他的妻子Claire Meade [00:48.79]昨晚向执法部门提出了自首 [00:51.05]Now, let's get some reactions from some of the employees. 现在 咱们来听听 [00:54.02]- Excuse me. Miss? Miss? - No comment! No comment! 员工们对此事的看法 [00:54.18]呃 打扰一下 小姐 小姐-- [00:56.11]无可奉告 无可奉告! [00:57.62]Ow! [01:02.46]No comment! No comment! Ow! 无可奉告 无可奉告! [01:05.93](Justin laughs) 噢! [01:08.86]- (thud) - (Betty over TV) Ow! [01:11.23]- (tape rewinding) - (Betty over TV) Ow! [01:13.74]- (Justin chuckles) - (Betty over TV) Ow! [01:16.30]- (Betty over TV) Ow! - Hilda! [01:19.01]- Justin! - l'm sorry! - Hilda - Justin! [01:20.51]lt just gets funnier every time. 我很抱歉 但真的越看越好玩 [01:22.38]- Would you just get ready for school? - Fine! - 你能收拾一下 准备去学校吗? - 好吧 [01:26.48](sighs) [01:28.55]So how are you doing anyway? And don't say ''no comment.'' 那么 你到底觉得怎样? [01:30.73]别跟我说什么“无可奉告” [01:33.09]l don't know. 我不知道 [01:34.89]Ever since Ms. Meade's arrest, l just can't help but feel guilty. 自从Meade夫人被捕以后 [01:36.83]我就一直觉得很内疚 [01:38.76]l was the one who talked her into turning herself in. 就是因为我跟她讲了那些 她才去自首的 [01:41.53]Hey, you didn't talk her into anything. She did what she felt she had to do. 嘿 你又没叫她干什么 [01:43.75]她这么做是因为 她觉得应该这么做 [01:45.73]How's Daniel handling this? Daniel对这事有什么反应? [01:47.37]He and Alexis aren't speaking. Alexis and his father aren't speaking, 他跟Alexis都不来往了 [01:50.87]and his mother is being detoxed before she can be arraigned. Alexis跟他们爸爸也不来往了 [01:51.28]他妈妈正在医院接受戒酒治疗 [01:54.38]See, it really makes you appreciate coming from a nice, normal family. 然后才能参加庭审 了解了? [01:55.53]这还真的让你庆幸 [01:56.60]自己是出生在一个美好 正常的家庭 [01:58.21](alarm wailing) [01:59.81]Papi, what part of ''house arrest'' don't you understand? 爸爸 你真的不明白“软禁”的意思吗? [02:03.02]l just went out two feet to get the paper! 我不过走出门两步去拿报纸而已 [02:05.35]- (phone ringing) - l think that's for you. [02:07.06]我想那应该是找你的 [02:09.66]- Yes, Constance. - (alarm continues) 喂 Constance [02:12.63]l just stepped out my front door. l wasn't fleeing the country! 我不过刚刚走出大门 [02:14.36]我没打算潜逃 [02:16.00]OK. l'm back inside now. Happy? 好了 好了 我进来了 高兴了? [02:18.73](alarm stops) [02:20.24]Dad, it's only four more weeks till your court date. 爸爸 现在距离你的庭审日期 只剩四个多礼拜了 [02:22.84]l can't live like a prisoner four more weeks. l'm going stir-crazy in here! 我可不想四个多礼拜 一直过得跟个囚犯似的! [02:25.49]我在这里憋得都快发疯了! [02:28.08]l'm starting not to remember the feel of rain, 我都快要忘记-- 雨点打在身上的感觉 [02:30.51]the smell of freshly mowed grass. 新割过的青草的香味了 [02:33.25]Papi, we live in Jackson Heights. 爸爸 咱们可是住在杰克逊高地 [02:35.35]The grass smells like fried onions. 草的味道闻起来象炸洋葱 [02:39.32]l got the message, l'll definitely be there at 9:00 on the dot. 我收到信息了 [02:40.21]我会9点准时到 [02:42.62](gasps) [02:44.13]l waited an hour and a half to do that. 我等待这一刻已经一个半钟头了 [02:46.06]l just came to get my things before... 我只是 呃… [02:48.09]我先过来拿东西… [02:50.60]- l'll come back later. - No. No, no. - 我晚点再来 - 不 不 不 [02:53.74]We still haven't had our beautiful father-son reconciliation. 咱们还没好好来个父子和解呢 [02:57.51]Last time l saw you, things were so rushed. 上次咱们见面太仓促了 [03:00.04]With you having me arrested and all. 你那时正忙着让我进监狱 [03:03.41]So... [03:05.51]...this is the life you wanted so badly? 那么 这就是你渴望得到的生活 [03:08.52]Actually, in the life l wanted, you were behind bars. 事实上 在我期待的生活中 你应该是待在铁窗后面 [03:11.92]And in the life l wanted, you were still a man. 而在我所期待的生活里 你始终是个男人 [03:16.59]You remember making me this? You were six. 还记得你给我做了这个吗? 那时你才6岁 [03:20.46]After you disappeared, 在你消失之后 我看着它 [03:22.10]l'd look at it to remind myself of the son that l'd lost. 以此来纪念我失去的儿子 [03:25.13]Now it reminds me of the son l wish l'd never had. 而现在它让我想起的却是 一个我宁可不要的儿子 [03:31.74]You and l... 你跟我… 咱们完了 [03:33.88]- ...we're finished. - We were finished a long time ago. 咱们之间早就完了 [03:42.72]Hey, l've been looking for you. Look what l just scored. 嘿 我一直在找你呢 [03:45.79]New Prada store's opening tonight and Steve Aoki's DJ'ing. 瞧我搞到了什么 Prada有家新店今晚开张 [03:48.82]- Drinks beforehand? - l can't, l have plans. DJ是Steve Aoki 先去喝一杯如何? [03:51.43]- Who is he? - My mother. - 哦 不行 我有事情 - 哦 他是谁? [03:52.73]She's in town for another stupid cat show. 我妈妈-- 她进城来了 来参加一场猫咪展览 [03:55.03]lt's disgusting, her and a bunch of fancy pussycats. 真恶心-- 她跟那一帮子 花里胡哨的猫咪 [03:57.87]Don't worry. l'll skip Prada. 好吧 别担心 我不去Prada了 [03:59.80]Your girlfriend is reporting for duty. 你的女朋友随时候命 [04:02.17]- Where are the 3 of us going to dinner? - Actually, you're not coming. - 那我们三个到那里去吃晚餐? - 事实上 你不用去了 [04:06.64]But it's your mother. l'm the love of your life, remember? 什么? 那可是你妈妈 [04:08.26]我可是你一生的挚爱 记得吗? [04:09.81]You're released from beard duty. Consider yourself shaved. 从此不用你再担当替身了 [04:13.51]Wait, what are you saying? 你就偷着乐吧 [04:15.15]Did you actually tell your mother that you are a ho... 等等 你在说什么? [04:15.56]你真的告诉你妈妈你是个同-- [04:18.29]No! lt's just... 没 我只是… 几年来 [04:20.15]l've been telling her you're my girlfriend three years now, and... 一直都跟她说 你是我女朋友… [04:23.59]....she's pressuring me to buy the cow. 她就开始催着我快点结婚了 [04:25.76]So you're saying we're over? And l'm fat? 所以你就说我们完了… 我很胖吗? [04:28.76]No! Just over. 不 只是完了 [04:30.80]Just like that? 就这样? [04:32.63]Sweetie, it's not you, it's me. 亲爱的 这跟你无关 是我的事情 [04:36.34]You are damn right that it's you! 哦 你TMD没错 是你的事情 [04:38.44]l'm the best pretend girlfriend you'll ever have. 你再也找不到比我好的女生 来当挡箭牌了 [04:41.24]Mandy! (scoffs) Mandy… 哦 [04:42.64]We'll always have that fake pregnancy scare! 不然的话我们就老是要担心 那并不可能的怀孕(生孩子)问题 [04:45.55]Oh, that was a real scare, you idiot. lt just wasn't yours! 哦 这个问题可是真实存在的 你个笨蛋 [04:48.46]不过不是你的(问题)罢了 [04:58.56]How are you feeling? 你觉得怎样? [05:00.46]Well, l've had better Mondays. And better jewelry. 嗯 这个礼拜一比以前好… [05:03.46]首饰也比原来的好 [05:07.24]The shakes haven't started yet, 酒瘾还没上来 但是 呃 [05:09.10]but the sweating and the nightmares are a delight. 发汗和做噩梦还真挺不错的 [05:12.64]Oh, and they say l should be moving to the prison 哦 他们还说我下个礼拜 [05:15.94]by the end of the week. 要搬进监狱 [05:17.75]You should have let me stay in there. 你应该让我待在那里的 [05:21.45]l'm scared. 我很害怕 [05:23.89]l'm here for you. 有我在你身边 [05:27.26]- l hope you still are, after... - After what? 我希望你一直都在 直到… [05:30.06]直到什么? [05:32.36]Hey. How are you feeling? 嘿 你感觉如何? [05:36.20]l've been talking with the lawyers and they think if we... 我跟新律师谈过了 看来他们觉得 [05:39.20]That's not why l called you here. - 要是我们要求因精神问题而免罪-- - 我不是因为这个才叫你来的 [05:41.50]What's going on? 怎么了? [05:42.74]Your father tried to fire Alexis today. 你爸爸今天想炒掉Alexis [05:45.11]- Tried? l did. - But you can't. 想? 我已经炒了 [05:48.28]She's your child, and she's your sister. 但你不能这样 [05:48.69]她是你的孩子 她是你姐姐 [05:51.48]Now, l am probably going away for a very long time, 现在 我有可能要离开很长一段时间 [05:55.02]and l want you all to be a family. 我希望你们能相亲相爱 [05:56.92]l don't think Alex wants to be part of any family, Mom. 我不认为Alex想成为 这家庭的一部分 妈妈 [06:00.02]Alexis! And she'll never be part of a family 是Alexis 要是你们一直不接纳她的话 [06:03.12]if you keep pushing her away. 她就永远也成不了这家庭的一部分 [06:06.13]Which is why l've convinced her to help you run Mode. 这就是我为什么要让她 帮你经营的原因 [06:09.23]- ls she on morphine? - l wish. - 她有被注射吗啡吗? - 我倒想呢 [06:11.97]Don't be ridiculous, Claire. l decide who works for my companies. l own Mode. 别傻了Claire [06:13.80]我的公司要谁工作得由我决定 [06:16.37]Actually, dear, you own Meade Publications. 的所有权是我的 [06:16.90]实际上 亲爱的 Meade出版社是你的 [06:20.31]Apparently, you've forgotten. 很显然你已经忘记了… 是我的 [06:22.14]l own Mode. [06:27.58]Your mother owns this magazine? Since when? 这个杂志社是你妈妈的? [06:30.32]Since my dad needed a tax shelter and put it in her name. - 什么时候的事情? - 那时候我爸爸需要避税 [06:31.76]就用了她的名字 [06:33.42]So now she insists Alex and l be co-editors-in-chief 所以现在她坚持要Alex和我 共同担任总编 [06:36.26]and there's nothing anyone can do about it. - 谁也不能 也无法对此怎么样 - 也许没那么糟糕 [06:38.46]Maybe that's not a bad thing. 我是说 你跟Alexis 可以再次互相了解 [06:40.19]You and Alexis can get to know each other again. [06:42.66]And, now you only have to do half the work. - 而且 现在你也只用做一半工作了 - 一半? [06:44.97]Half? Betty, there's no ''half'' with Alex. [06:46.71]Betty 对于Alex来说 可没什么“一半”的事情 [06:48.24]You put us side-by-side in anything, she always has to win. 不管你把我们两个 同时放到什么事情前面 [06:49.88]不管如何 他总是想着要赢 [06:52.84](Daniel) When we went jogging every morning it would be great. 即便是每天早上我们去慢跑 [06:55.91]But then at the very end, every time, he always had to pull ahead. 本来是很好的事情 [06:56.77]但到了最后 每一次 [07:00.85]Just to remind me he could. 他总是要跑到前面 只是想提醒我 他可以比我快 [07:03.08]Yes! 真棒! [07:10.12]Daniel, you've done a great job running this magazine. Daniel 最近6个月来 [07:13.63]l know you can win this race. lt's like the tortoise and the hare... 你这本杂志经营得很不错 [07:14.08]我相信你能赢得这场比赛 [07:16.96]OK, l'm going to figure it out. You can cross my pep talk off your list. - 这就象是龟兔赛跑-- - 好了 好了 我就直说吧 [07:19.63]你今天就用不着跟我加油鼓劲了 [07:22.67]There will be more. 我不会停的 [07:26.91]So, both of you are editors-in-chief? 那么 你们两个人都是总编 [07:30.51]Alexis is an editor-in-chief. Daniel is an editor-in-chief. Alexis是总编 Daniel也是总编 [07:35.35]Seems like everyone in the room is an editor-in-chief... 看来 这屋子里的每个人 [07:37.47]都是总编… [07:39.05]- ...except for me. - And me. 除了我 [07:40.94]还有我 [07:42.69]OK. Here's how we're gonna split up responsibilities. 好了 咱们就这样来分派职责 [07:45.96]Wilhelmina, you are still Creative Director. 很显然 wilhelmina 你还是创意总监 [07:48.33]l'll write the Letter from the Editor and have final say on the book. “总编语”(专栏)还是由我来写 [07:52.27]- Wow, look at the big man in charge. - (Daniel) Somebody has to be. - 杂志的最终决定由我来做 - 哇 瞧瞧这管事的大男人 [07:55.50]Not all of us have time to fake our own death, 总得有人来做啊 [07:56.20]又不是人人都有时间来假死一回 [07:57.71]disappear for two years. 消失两年 [07:59.47]Oh, God. Are you still singing that old song? 哦 天哪 你非得要老生常谈吗? [08:01.94]Daniel, you can be the boss of everything for all l care. Daniel 什么事情由你做主 都与我无关 [08:05.31]l don't want anything to do with you, Dad or this magazine. 我可不想跟你 爸爸 还有这本杂志 扯上任何关系 [08:08.55](Daniel) Really? 是吗? [08:10.95]That's not what you told Mom, is it? 你跟妈妈可不是这么讲的 不是吗? [08:12.89]Just stop, Daniel. l'm done. Have fun with your little magazine. 得了 Daniel [08:14.50]我行了 你就好好玩你这本杂志吧 [08:16.76]l, for one, have much bigger dreams. 我可有着高得多的追求 [08:19.16]Like what? A uterus? 比如什么? 一个子宫? [08:21.16]You can say it, but can you spell it? 你倒是会读 你写得出来吗? [08:23.03]Do l need to be in this meeting? 这个会议还需要我参加吗? [08:25.87]This meeting's over. 会议结束 [08:30.51]They really did take your balls away with that operation, didn't they? 哦 手术的时候 [08:34.01]- Excuse me? - What is wrong with you? 他们真的把你的蛋蛋割掉了 是吗? [08:34.60]- 你说什么? - 你是怎么回事啊? [08:36.38]You're giving Bradford exactly what he wants. 你让Bradford正中下怀了 [08:39.41]- He won! Game over. - Not necessarily. 他赢了 游戏结束 [08:42.32]Bradford doesn't want you anywhere near this magazine, right? 没这个必要 [08:42.79]Bradford不想让你对这本杂志 有任何染指 [08:45.82]So, splash yourself all over it! 对吗? [08:46.39]那就哪儿都插上一脚 [08:49.29]Your father will die of shame. 你父亲会羞愧而死的 [08:51.93]He wouldn't die. Stroke, maybe. 他才死不了呢 [08:55.86]Alexis, make Mode your own. 顶多中风 [08:56.00]Alexis 让成为你的 [08:57.73]You approve the book, you write the Letter from the Editor. 你来最终确认稿件 你来写“总编语” [09:01.00]Show the industry and your father who's in charge. 让整个行业 还有你爸爸看看 你是老大 [09:03.77]You mean, take it away from Daniel? 你是说 从Daniel那儿抢过来? [09:05.81]- Do you care? - Not really. 你介意? [09:07.93]当然不 [09:09.44]Well, you really want to do this job, you should have an appropriate office... 啊 好吧 要是你真想做这份工作 [09:13.36]就得有个象样的办公室… [09:16.32]...like this one. 比如这间 [09:25.66]This is our new office? lt has fluorescent lighting. 这就是我们的新办公室? 还拿日光灯照明的 [09:28.43]l will not be looked at under this merciless glare. 我可不想在这么耀眼的 光线下面见人 [09:31.20]Patience, Blanche. lt's only temporary. 哦 耐心点 Blanche(女名 暗指Marc娇气) 这不过是临时的 [09:34.30]The minute Daniel sees her as a real threat, 等到Daniel把她当作真正的威胁 [09:36.97]they'll be at each other's throats 他们就会自相残杀 [09:38.84]and then l'll have my pick of any office l want. 那时我想挑哪个办公室都行 [09:41.24]Thank God, you have a new plan. We shall overcome, girlfriend. 哦 谢天谢地 你又有新计划了 [09:43.40]咱们会熬过去的 朋友 [09:45.05]- You did not just say that. - (stammers) 你不会只是说说而已吧 [09:47.38]- (cell phone rings) - (gasps) [09:49.55]Oh, my God. Mommy, in the building. 哦 天哪 妈妈… 在这里 [09:52.89](elevator dings) [10:02.20](cat meows, hisses) [10:04.93]- (loud hiss) - (hisses) [10:07.10](cat growls) [10:09.40]Hello, Amanda. 你好 Amanda [10:10.97]Hi, Mama Weiner. 嗨 Weiner妈妈 [10:13.67]Dear, l hate to be rude, but now that you've broken Marc's heart 亲爱的 我不想无礼 [10:15.00]但你伤了我亲爱的小Marc的心-- [10:17.45]with your indiscretions, you should go back to Mrs. Weiner. 应该说 你太不检点了-- [10:19.73]我认为你应该改回 Weiner太太 [10:21.82]- lndiscretions? - Marc told me about the other men 不检点? Marc跟我说了你跟别的男人… [10:24.75]and women. 还有女人 [10:26.15]Drug addiction makes you do strange things. 毒瘾会让你做出奇怪的事情 [10:28.66]But Marc says you're working on that, one day at a time. 但Marc说你正在采取行动 [10:31.47]总有一天会搞定的 [10:33.46]Really? Marc told you all of that, did he? 真的吗? Marc全都跟你说过了吗? [10:37.70]Mom! 妈妈! [10:38.77]- There's my Marky Marc! - Hi! 是我的Marc小乖乖! [10:42.00](loud kisses) [10:44.17]l thought you were going to the cat show then we were going to dinner? 我还以为你去猫展了 [10:47.58]l had a ''cat-tastrophy.'' - 然后咱们再接着去吃晚饭 - 宝贝 我碰到点麻烦 [10:49.21]Lady Buttons of Camelot lost a jewel on her collar. Camelot的Buttons夫人 项圈上的一颗宝石掉了 [10:52.35]That's a ten point penalty for appearance. 外表要被扣掉10分 [10:54.78]Can one of your fashion people fix it? 你们这边有手巧的人 能帮忙修一下吗? [10:57.15]Oh, of course! 哦 当然可以 [10:58.82]Fashion person... help? 嗯 手巧的人 帮忙! [11:01.06]l would be happy to. 我很乐意 [11:02.92]l just hope my drug and sex addictions don't get in the way. 只要我的毒瘾和性成瘾不来捣乱的话 [11:06.29]Oh, Mom, why don't you go to the cafeteria and get some lunch 哦 妈妈… [11:07.95]你不如先到下面的自助餐厅吃点午餐 [11:10.03]and l'll bring the collar to you. - 等下我把项圈送去给你? - 等等 Marc [11:11.83]Wait! Marc, aren't you going to introduce your mom to your new love, 你不准备把你妈妈 介绍给你的新爱人认识一下? [11:15.40]in whose bosom you found comfort after dating a skank like me? 在跟我这样的蠢人约会过之后 [11:16.90]你能在她怀中找到温暖? [11:18.57]You're dating someone new? 你有新女朋友了? [11:20.54]Oh, look! And here she is. 哦 瞧 她来了 [11:23.41]This is Marc's new girlfriend, Betty. 这就是Marc的新女朋友 Betty [11:26.85]Girlfriend? That's a good one, Amanda. 女朋友? [11:28.80]这话不错 Amanda [11:30.45]What's so funny? 哦 什么事情这么好笑? [11:32.69]Well, you know, because Marc's... 嗯 要知道 因为Marc-- [11:37.59](gags) [11:54.08](gags, groans) [11:58.81]You haven't told your mom you're gay? 你没跟你妈妈说过你是同性恋? [12:01.75]l mean, isn't it a little... 我是说 这不是有点… [12:03.48]l don't know... l... lt's just that you're so... sparkly. 我不知道 [12:05.15]我-- 只是-- 只是你是那么的… [12:07.92]She visits twice a year, she sees what she wants to see. - 活泼可爱! - 她一年来两次 她看见的东西是有选择性的 [12:10.89]l can't believe l'm asking you this. l need your help. 真不敢相信我会求你帮忙 我需要你帮忙 [12:14.36]You need my help? Hmm. 你需要我帮忙? [12:17.90]The girl you've tortured for the last six months. 你6个月以来一直在折磨的女生? [12:20.47]l think ''tortured'' is a little severe. 我觉得说“折磨”有点太过了 [12:22.94]My second day, you tricked me into eating glue 好吧 我来的第2天 你骗我吃固体胶 [12:25.21]by telling me it was white chocolate. l could've died. 还骗我说那是白巧克力 [12:27.91]l only let you eat two pieces. Come on, Betty. - 不! 打死我也不干 - 哦 我只让你吃了两片 别这样 Betty! [12:30.38]lt would really mean a lot to my mother. 这对我妈妈来说 意义重大 [12:34.78]Lady Buttons of Camelot has a real shot in the show ring today. 我觉得Camelot的Buttons夫人 [12:35.73]今天在赛场上的表现非常好 [12:38.45]Look at her! She's having a really good fur day. 看看她 她今天的运气真的不错 [12:41.16]l'm not dating your kid anymore, 好了 我没在跟你儿子约会了 [12:42.96]so l don't have to listen to the ''cat-chat.'' 所以我就不用再听你扯 那些关于猫咪的鬼话了 [12:45.43]Marc's right. You are cranky when you don't get your fix. Marc说得没错 你毒瘾上来的时候还真是怪异 [12:48.93](cell phone rings) [12:54.57]Oh, look at this. lt's Betty's papi. 哦 瞧这个 是Betty的爸爸 [12:58.31]- You should really talk to him. - Won't Betty mind? - 你真该跟他聊聊 - Betty不会介意吗? [13:01.18]She hasn't found the right time to tell her father she's dating Marc. 她都没找到机会告诉她爸爸 她在跟Marc约会 [13:04.91]You could really help them out. 你倒是可以帮他们这个忙 [13:08.85]Hi, this is Jean Weiner. 嗨 我是Jean Weiner [13:11.42]All you have to do is come stand next to me 你所要做的是 [13:12.53]在我旁边站上2分钟 [13:14.19]and let me tell my mom that we're... dating. 让我告诉我妈妈 我们在… 约会 [13:17.26]lt's crazy. She would never believe us. - 真是疯了 她才不会相信我们呢 - 好吧 好吧 好吧 [13:19.29]OK, if you do this for me... 要是你帮我这个忙 我就给你点小道消息 [13:22.70]...l'll give you information to save your boss's job. 那可以帮你老板保住他的位子 [13:25.40]What? Why? What do you know? 什么? 为什么? 你知道什么了? [13:27.64]Uh-uh. You help me first. 不 你得先帮我 [13:29.07](Amanda laughs) [13:31.74]So, how's the happy couple? 那么 小两口过得如何啊? [13:34.38]Oh, laugh, clown, laugh. 哦 笑吧 小人 笑吧 [13:37.31]But l am showing everyone copies of your ''modeling'' photos. 我要把你“摆造型”的照片 [13:38.83]拿给所有人看 [13:41.25]OK, those were tasteful. And he told me he loved me. 好啊 那些照片挺漂亮的 他跟我说过他爱我 [13:44.85]Besides, you're not gonna have time to show anyone anything. 还有 你没时间给任何人 看任何东西了 [13:48.09]- Your mom just talked to Betty's dad. - She what? - 你妈妈刚刚跟Betty的爸爸通过话 - 她怎么了? [13:51.06]And you're all having dinner tonight at the Casa de Suarez. 你们今晚都要去Suarez大酒店 (Betty家)吃晚餐 [13:54.03](laughs) Ta! [13:56.83]This better be some good information, Marc. 最好是什么好消息 Marc [13:59.10]- You're ruining meatloaf night. - Wait, what? 你会毁掉一个好好的晚上的 [14:03.07]Alexis wants to take over the company and push you out. - 等等 什么? - Alexis想接管公司 把你给踢出去 [14:06.24]- That's what Marc said. - ls Alex in his office? - Marc就是这么说的 - Alex在他办公室里吗? [14:08.78]Yes, she is. 是的 她在 [14:10.41]Why would Marc tell you that? Didn't he make you eat glue? Marc怎么会告诉你这些? [14:13.25]Yeah, that was before. l'm his girlfriend now. - 他不是还让你吃过固体胶? - 是 那是以前 现在我是他的女朋友 [14:15.65]- His what? - The things l do for you. 他的什么? [14:16.90]我为了你所做的事 [14:20.92]Daniel Meade. Nick Pepper, Ms. Meade's new assistant. Daniel Meade 我是Nick Pepper Meade小姐的新助手 [14:25.79]l've followed your career since l graduated from Cornell. 自我从Cornell毕业后 [14:27.03]我就一直都在追随你的脚步 [14:28.86]l want to be you in five years. - 我就希望能在5年之内达到你的高度 - 多买几条贵点的领带 [14:30.90]Buy more expensive ties, sleep with a few models, 和几个模特们上床-- 你已经成功一半了 老兄 [14:33.57]- and you're halfway there, buddy. - Yes! 是的! [14:37.57]So, new office, new assistant. ls that what you meant by, 那么… 新办公室 新助手 [14:40.46]这就是你说的 [14:42.08]''l don't want a thing to do with this magazine?'' - “我不想和这本杂志扯上任何关系”? - 哦 冷静点 Daniel [14:44.41]Oh, calm down, Daniel. [14:45.95]l've been thinking about what you said, and... 我一直在想你说过的话… [14:49.38]l just can't lie to Mom again. 我只是不能再对妈妈说谎了 [14:51.12]lf us working together makes her happy then l think we should give it a try. 所以如果现在我们两个 在一起工作 可以让她开心 [14:53.58]我觉得我们应该试一试 [14:55.32]l'll even follow your lead. - 我甚至愿意都听你的 - 然后Lucy这次真的会让Charlie Brown [14:56.89]And Lucy's actually gonna let Charlie Brown kick the football, right? [14:59.00]踢足球了 是不是? (Lucy和Charlie Brown 都是舒尔兹的漫画中的人物) [15:01.03]You're not fooling me, Alexis. l'm not the kid brother you used to push around. 别再骗我了 Alexis [15:02.50]我不再是那个 听你使唤的小弟弟了 [15:04.97]And l'm not your big brother anymore, clearly! 我也不再是你的哥哥了 清楚了? [15:07.94]Look, can we not make this about us? This is about Mom. 瞧 咱们能不能别老是扯到自己? [15:11.00]这是为了妈妈 [15:13.54]lf l agree... 如果我同意了 [15:15.48]...that wouldn't mean l'm working for you, understood? 那也不代表着我是为你工作 [15:18.31]l know! Fifty-fifty. - 明白了? - 我知道 五五分 [15:21.25]You want me to pinky-swear? 要拉钩吗? [15:23.55]OK, so what can l do? 好吧 现在我能做些什么? [15:25.49]Well, this issue is pretty much put to bed, so... 算了 这一期的杂志 已经快付印了 所以… [15:29.42]l haven't written the Letter from the Editor yet. “总编语”我还没写 [15:32.93]Maybe you can write one too. 我想你能不能也写一份 [15:34.53]l'll print them side-by-side. How about that? 我把两篇都印上去 你觉得怎么样? [15:37.43]- Side-by-side? - Yes, Alex. lt's called ''sharing.'' - 并排? - 是的 Alex 这叫做“共享” [15:41.40]You mean, like Katie Myers? - 你是说 就象Katie Meyers? - 呃 那个可算不上共享 [15:44.24]That wasn't so much ''sharing'' as you ''stealing my girlfriend.'' 因为那是你抢走了我的女朋友 [15:47.37]OK, bad example. 好吧 例子不太恰当 [15:49.28]l need 400 words by tomorrow morning. We take the book to press by noon. 明早之前 400个字 [15:51.70]中午就要开始印刷了 [15:58.89]Nick! Nick! [16:02.89]Cancel your paintball game or whatever it is you do after work. 取消你的彩弹射击游戏 [16:04.96]还有一切工作外的节目 [16:06.99]We've got a lot to do if we're to get this to the printers by midnight. 我们有很多事情要做 要在凌晨前把这个送去印刷 [16:10.36]Didn't Daniel say noon? Daniel 不是说中午之前吗? [16:12.00]Daniel also thinks l'm gonna be sharing this job fifty-fifty. - Daniel还以为我会和他五五分这份工作 - 你不是吗? [16:16.14]You're not? 亲爱的 我没跟他共享Katie Meyers [16:17.47]Honey, l didn't share Katie Myers and l'm not gonna share this magazine. [16:20.43]我也不打算跟他共享这本杂志 [16:22.78]There's my issue, and there's Daniel's. 这是我的期刊 那是Daniel的 [16:25.35]And Daniel's is never gonna see the light of day. Daniel再也不会有出头之日了 [16:27.88]Dude, you're awesome. 老兄 你太可怕了 [16:30.15]Dude, you haven't seen anything yet. 老兄 精彩的还在后面呢 [16:37.42]OK, we got to focus. We got to sit through dinner with my mother, 好了 现在集中精神 [16:40.89]we have to know everything about each other. 等下我们要和我妈妈一起吃晚餐 [16:41.14]所以现在要先互相了解对方 [16:43.20]- You're from the Philippines, right? - Queens! - 你来自菲律宾 对吗? - 皇后区 [16:45.60]Don't give me that look. They both end in ''eens.'' 别用那种眼神看着我 每只眼睛都写着“皇后区” [16:48.10]We met when l made a bet with my friends 好了 那么 我们第一次见面是因为 我和我朋友打赌… [16:51.97]that l could turn you from an ugly duckling into a swan. 说我可以把你从丑小鸭 [16:54.88]Marc, that's She's All That. - 变成美丽的天鹅 - Marc 你应该说“她本来就是的” [16:56.41]No, in that movie she actually became beautiful. 不 在电影里 她是变得美丽的 [16:58.98]l fell in love with you because of the whole ''inner beauty'' crap. 我爱上了 你是因为你所谓的内在美 [17:02.38]OK, let's move to the flash cards. 现在 我们看看提词卡 [17:04.62]l hope you studied. 我希望你预习过了 [17:07.62]- What's my favorite boy band? - 'N Sync! - 我最喜欢的男孩乐队是? - “Nsync” [17:10.79]- What's my favorite musical? - High School Musical! - 没错! 我最喜欢的歌舞剧是? - “高中歌舞剧”! [17:13.43]- Where do l get my Mystic Tan? - Sunset Tan on 48th! 没错! 我是在哪做的人工日光浴? [17:15.03]- 第48大街的“日落浴场”! - 完全正确! [17:16.80]Will these answers really convince your mom you're straight? Marc 你确信这些东西会 [17:19.87]Straight guys Mystic Tan. Hello, Tom Cruise. OK, now you go. - 让你妈妈相信你不是同性恋? - 呃 正常男人通常都晒日光浴 [17:21.36]比如说 汤姆.克鲁斯 好了 你继续 [17:23.54]- Who's Justin? - Pass. - Justin是谁? - 呃 呃 过 [17:26.44]- He's my nephew, you've met him. - Pass. l'll never remember that! - 是我侄子 你还见过他 - 过! 过! 我从来记不住那些 下一个 [17:29.98]How old am l? - 我多大了? - 32 [17:31.05]- 32. - 22! - 22 - 真的吗? [17:32.21]- Really? - Yes! Thank you for that. 当然了! 拜托你了 我最喜欢的花是? [17:34.78]- My favorite flowers? - (Henry) Pink Gerber daisies [17:36.60]粉色的非洲雏菊 [17:38.75]Henry? Hi. Henry! 嗨 [17:41.09]Just dropping off paychecks. 我只是来给你们发支票的 [17:43.92]How have you been? 最近怎么样? [17:45.13]Good, good. How's Charlie? 挺好 挺好 Charlie怎么样? [17:48.23]- Good. She's good. - OK, OK, Betty. 很好 她也很好 [17:49.60]好了! 好了 Betty 我们得把这个弄完 [17:51.40]We gotta finish this. 嗯 呃 好的 [17:53.90]- Favorite pizza toppings? - Goat cheese and capers! 呃 最喜欢的批萨口味是? [17:55.33]- 羊干酪配山柑! - 意大利辣味香肠和蘑菇 [17:56.84]- Pepperoni, mushroom. - Hey, who's girlfriend is she? Beat it! 嘿! 嘿! 嘿! 谁才是她男朋友? 住口! [18:00.47]l'm sorry. l'm just helping him with something. 对不起 我只是在帮他做些事情 [18:03.01]- Well, it was nice seeing you. - Yeah. 呃 那很高兴见到你 [18:05.30]是啊 [18:09.95]- Favorite Disney Princess? - Oh, Mulan. 呃 最喜欢的迪斯尼公主是? [18:12.32]Cinderella. Her mother always read that to her before bed. 哦 花木兰 [18:12.60]灰姑娘 [18:13.83]她妈妈总在睡觉前 给她读灰姑娘的故事 [18:17.79]( Peaches: Boys Wanna be Her) [18:48.22]OK, l think you've got it. 好了 我想你们都搞定了 把样片都印出来 [18:49.56]Print up those proofs and get them to graphics ASAP. 拿去给图片部 越快越好 [18:52.16]We have a midnight deadline. Let's move! 我们凌晨前都要搞定 各位 [18:55.03]l see someone's enjoying her new role. - 快点 动起来! - 好像有人很是享受她的新工作嘛 [18:58.13]Love what you did with the office. 你把办公室弄得还真不错 [19:01.40]And l read your letter for the magazine. 我读了你给杂志写的文章 真是-- 才华横溢 [19:03.84]Brilliant! A scathing indictment of dear ol' Dad. 对亲爱的老父亲的严厉指控 [19:07.31]And you're looking at the new cover. Think Daddy will like it? 你现在正在看的是杂志的新封面 [19:10.71]He is a breast man. Don't know whether he'll like them on his son. - 你觉得爸爸会不会喜欢? - 他喜欢大波女人 [19:11.53]- 只是不知道他是否喜欢自己儿子的 - 好极了 [19:13.98]Perfect! [19:15.25]ls it safe to assume that Daniel is not aware of any of this? 是不是 呃 我猜 [19:17.03]Daniel现在还对此一无所知? [19:19.39]Oh, please. Daniel's clueless. 哦 拜托 Daniel现在就是一只无头苍蝇 [19:21.79]He won't even know this is happening until the issue hits the stands. 他对正在发生的一切一无所知 [19:22.90]直到这期杂志上市 [19:25.99]l have to go change my clothes. l have a million things to do. 现在我得去换衣服了 [19:27.02]今晚真是好多事情要做 [19:32.60]- lt's almost scary how easy this is. - You are evil. 没想到事情会这么容易 真是可怕 [19:35.01]你是恶魔 [19:38.71]l'm so going as you for Halloween! 我真喜欢跟你一起作怪! [19:50.78]- l read your Letter from the Editor. - And? - 我读了你的“总编语” - 然后呢? [19:54.39]- lt's good! - Uh-oh. 挺好的 [19:56.09]Your voice got all high, like when l ask you to stay late and you say, 哦-哦 你声音还提得真高 [19:56.93]就像之前我要你留下来加班 [19:59.36]- ''l don't mind.'' - No. lt's a good letter, it's just... 你说 “我不介意” [20:01.30]不 不 这是-- 这是篇好文 [20:04.77]- lt's about shoes! - This is a fashion magazine, right? - 只是- 是关于鞋的 - 这是时尚杂志 不是吗? [20:08.07]But this isn't just any issue of Mode. 但是它和完全没有关系 [20:10.10]With everything that's been going on, 我是说 最近你家里发生了那么多事 [20:12.04]people are gonna be looking to this as your public statement. 人们会把这看成你的讲演词 [20:15.14]Don't you think you should write something a little bit more... 你不觉得你应该再多写点… [20:18.35]...personal? Maybe you could... 私人的事情? [20:20.78]- l can't. - ls it too painful? - 也许你应该-- - 我不能 [20:21.26]很痛苦? [20:23.82]No. l mean, literally, l can't... 不 我- 我是说 从文学角度上讲 我- 我不能 我… [20:27.96]l don't know how to write a letter like that. 我不知道该怎么去写 [20:30.42]Daniel, l read your letter every month. Daniel 每个月我都读你的文章 [20:33.23]lt's always funny and smart and... 总是那么的幽默 机智… [20:36.96]lt's one of the things that makes you such an amazing editor. 就是这些才成就了 你这个不错的编辑 [20:39.97]l don't exactly write those letters. 事实上都不是我写的 [20:43.00]You know Jeremy from Features? 你知道那个特色版的Jeremy吗? [20:46.17]He kinda writes them, and l... l sign my name to them. 是他写的 我只是-- [20:48.16]在上面签了我的名字 [20:49.84]That's dishonest. 那是欺骗 [20:52.08]How is your boyfriend, Marc, doing? 你男朋友Marc还好吗? [20:54.95]- Point taken. - l am not a writer, Betty. - 不劳费心 - 我不会写作 Betty [20:57.62]l can't do this. l'm barely an editor. 我做不来 我根本就不算个编辑 [20:59.99]Daniel, you get a magazine out every month and you do an amazing job. Daniel 你每个月都有一期杂志出版 [21:01.66]而且你做的很好 [21:04.89]And you'll do an amazing job on this letter, too. 这篇文章 你一样会做得很好的 [21:07.36]You just have to write from the heart. 你只需要发自内心的去写 [21:09.46]You really want your letter to be about how the pilgrim buckle is back? 我是说 你真的想让你的文章只是… [21:11.60]- 关于方扣装饰的回归? - 呃 就是这样 [21:13.17]Well, it is. [21:20.01]You can do this. 你能做到的 [21:26.51]- (doorbell rings) - (Betty sighs) [21:31.18]There's my little enchilada. 这就是我的 “小辣椒玉米卷饼” [21:34.19]- Sorry we're late. - Oh, it's not a problem... baby. - 对不起 我们迟到了 - 哦 没关系 宝贝 [21:41.53]lt's my fault. The cat was acting up, l couldn't leave her in the hotel. 是我的错 猫咪太缠人了 [21:43.38]我不能把她一个人留在酒店 [21:46.60]How did Miss Lady Buttons of Camelot do in the show today? 哦 呃 Camelot的Buttons夫人 [21:48.10]- 今天的表演秀如何? - 最后一名 [21:49.70]Last place. l stripped away her title. Her name's just Buttons now. 所以我把她的头衔抹了 她现在的名字只是Buttons了 [21:53.84]Let's just sit down real fast, eat that dinner and we'll be out of here. 好 现在我们赶快坐下 [21:56.00]吃晚饭 然后赶快离开 [21:58.65]- Hey, Mr. Suarez. - Call me Papi. 嘿 Suarez先生 [22:00.23]叫我爸爸 [22:02.82]- Too much? - Mmm-hmm. 太过了? [22:03.92]- This is my mom, Jean Weiner. - Hi. 这位是我的妈妈 Jean Weiner [22:05.82]Yes, we talked on the phone. l love your home. - 嗨 - 是的 我们-- 我们通过电话 [22:08.39]lt's so... festivo! 我很喜欢你们家 很… [22:11.16]There they are. Hello, hi! 漂亮(自创西班牙语Festivo) [22:11.50]你们都来了! 你好! [22:15.36]l'm Hilda, Betty's sister. 嗨! 我是Hilda Betty的姐姐 [22:18.33]Can you believe these two crazy kids? So in love! 真不敢相信这两个疯孩子 [22:20.50]这么相爱! [22:23.47]- Let me take your things for you. - Oh, thank you. 呃 让我-- 我帮你拿东西 [22:24.40]哦 哦 谢谢 [22:28.11]What is she doing here? 她在这儿干什么? [22:29.68]''She'' wouldn't miss this for the world. 她怎么能错过这么精彩的时刻 [22:34.51]- She lives here. - ''She lives here.'' - 她住这儿 - “她住这儿” [22:58.71]Taquito, “玉米卷” 记不记得之前 我们开车去偏僻的地区 [22:59.77]remember that time we drove upstate to look at the leaves? [23:04.04]Oh, yes! And we listened to 'N Sync the whole way up 去看那些玉米叶? [23:04.66]哦 是的! [23:07.98]because that's Marc's favorite band. 而且--而且 我们听着 'Nsync'乐队的 “The Whole Way Up” [23:08.54]因为那是Marc最喜欢的乐队 [23:10.28]l know that because l am his boyfriend. 我之所以知道 是因为我是他的男朋友 [23:12.32]l mean, he's my girlfriend. l mean... 我是说 他是我的女朋友! 我是说… [23:15.59]So, Miss Weiner, tell us. How did you get started in cat shows? 呃… Weiner太太 给我们说说 呃 [23:18.24]你从什么时候开始参加猫展的? [23:20.13]Oh, well it was just fun at first. 哦 一开始挺好玩的 [23:21.93]l had a hairless Sphynx named Mr. Meowington 我以前养过一只加拿大无毛猫 叫Meowington先生 [23:24.87]who l entered in a local pageant. 还参加过当地的盛装游行 [23:26.80]For his talent competition he flushed a toilet. 呃 因为它太有天赋了 它可以冲厕所 [23:31.84]See, even a cat can remember to do it. 看到没? 一只猫都知道 上完厕所要冲水 [23:34.21](Mrs. Weiner) Betty, you have the same sense of humor as Betty 你让我想起了一个人 [23:37.04]Marc's old roommate Chuck. Honey, do you ever see Chuck? 你和Marc以前的室友Chuck [23:37.63]一样有幽默感 [23:39.39]- 亲爱的 还见过他吗? - 我现在不想谈他 [23:41.11]l don't want to talk about him. We just... sort of lost touch. [23:43.30]呃 我们只是… 失去联系了 [23:46.69](Mrs. Weiner) He was so handsome, and they were so close. 哦 他很帅 而且他们很要好 [23:49.52]We weren't that close! We were just poker buddies. 没有那么要好 呃 我们只是牌友 [23:52.99]l'm guessing a lot of hold 'em. 我看没那么简单 [23:54.93]So how long have you two been going out? 你们一起约会有多久了? [23:57.86]- Six months. - Three months. - 3个月 - 6个月 [23:59.30]l mean six months. lt has been six months, 我是说6个月 已经6个月了 [24:01.64]it just feels like three months. 是的 只是让人觉得像3个月那么快 [24:03.84]Our first date, we watched High School Musical 第一次约会我们去看了 “高中歌舞剧” [24:06.71]because that's Marc's favorite musical, 因为那是Marc最喜欢的歌舞剧 [24:09.44]and l know that. 我知道的 [24:13.65]Would you guys excuse us for just a minute? 呃 各位失陪一下 [24:16.12]Treasure, can l see you up in my room? - 宝贝? - 什么? [24:18.26]- 能跟我到楼上我房间里来吗? - 哦 好的 [24:23.09]Hey, keep that door open! 嘿 嘿 留着门别关 [24:25.29]Oh... (chuckles) 哦! [24:32.83]So this is where the tragic happens. 这就是悲剧的开始 [24:36.10]Marc, we can't do this anymore. Marc! Marc 我们不能再这样下去了 [24:38.61]We are not convincing anybody. l keep waiting for Mr. Roper to show up. Marc! 谁都不会相信我们 [24:40.91]我一直在等你的“甜心先生”出现 [24:42.64]You agreed to this. l helped you with Daniel. - 你同意过的 我还帮助过你和Daniel - 你是个大人了 [24:45.18]You're a grown man. Tell her the truth. She might surprise you. 告诉她事情的真相 也许会有令你惊讶的结果 [24:48.65]Look what happened with Lady Buttons, and that was just over a stupid ribbon! 你开玩笑? 瞧瞧可怜的Buttons夫人 [24:50.86]只是为了一条愚蠢的丝带 [24:53.42]l'm her child. Her favorite. l can't disappoint her. 不 不 我是她儿子 她的最爱 [24:56.87]我不能让她失望 快来快来 [25:08.34]How do you tell someone after ten years that none of it's been real? 你怎么能在10年后对某人说 [25:10.36]所有的一切都是假的? [25:13.64]lf l tell her the truth now, then we've got nothing. 如果我现在告诉她真相 [25:15.96]我们将一无所有 [25:17.61]What do you have now? 好 那你现在有什么? [25:19.58]Two visits and Christmas? That's not a relationship. 两个客人和圣诞节 完全没关系 [25:23.58]- lt's too late. - No, it's not. 太迟了 [25:27.02]Marc, you have a mother. And she is downstairs, 不 还不算迟 [25:27.66]Marc 你有妈妈 她现在就在楼下 [25:31.19]and you have a chance to make her part of your life. 你仍有机会 让她成为你生命的一部分 [25:33.83]Do you know what l would give for that? 你知道我是多么渴望得到这种母爱吗? [25:38.53]My family's not your family, OK? 这是我的家庭 不是你的 好吗? [25:41.23]So, let's turn that mustache upside down, 所以现在让我们回到正轨 [25:44.57]go downstairs and finish dinner and then we'll be out of here! 下楼吃饭… 然后离开这里 [25:48.01]OK, but let's bring it back down to a man's voice. 好吧 但你先得回到正常男人的声音 [25:53.95]Hi, Aunt Betty. Hi, Uncle Marc. 嗨 Betty阿姨 [25:56.19]嗨 Marc叔叔 [25:58.08]- What's your son doing here? - Nephew! 你儿子在这干什么? [26:01.22]Sorry. Justin's supposed to be with his father, - 是外甥 - 噢 [26:01.77]对不起 Justin本来应该 和他爸爸一起吃晚饭的 [26:04.02]but don't worry, l had a chat with him, he's onboard. 别担心 我已经和他谈过了 [26:06.86]Dad tried to take me out for fast food. - 他在车上 - 他想带我去吃快餐 [26:09.33]Chicken nuggets are 1 5 points. it's almost bathing suit season! 吮指鸡要15块 那几乎是游泳旺季的价钱! [26:12.77]All right, just help clear the plates? 好了 能帮我把盘子收拾一下吗? [26:14.77]So, Hilda, you're a single mom. That must be hard. 那么 Hilda 你是个单身母亲? 那肯定很艰难 [26:18.17]How long ago did you and your husband split? 你跟你先生分手多久了? [26:20.34]We were never actually married, you know. 哦 实际上我们没结过婚 [26:22.58]Prom Night, condom breaks, long story. 你知道 舞会的晚上 安全套破了 说来话长了 [26:26.01]Actually not. That's pretty much it. 实际上不是 但也差不多 [26:29.48]- That's a lot of information. - (lgnacio) l'll get that. 哦 故事还真多 [26:32.42]Betty, look what l silk-screened in our class today. - 这儿 嘿 我来-- 我来拿那个 - 嘿 Betty [26:32.94]看 这是我今天上课印的 [26:35.96]Ooh... ls that some celebrity? 哇喔 那是某个名人吗? [26:38.33]- No. Uh... - (Justin) You kidding? She totally is! 不 唔… 你在开玩笑吗? 她当然是名人 [26:40.86]Claire Meade, she murdered Fey Sommers. Claire Meade-- 她谋杀了Fey Sommers [26:42.93]But she was completely justified. lt was a crime of passion, 但她完全无罪 [26:46.00]and l will not rest until that woman is free! 这是感情纠纷导致的犯罪 [26:46.35]直到她被无罪释放 我才会休息 [26:48.54]l'm starting a petition at school tomorrow. 明天我要在学校为她请愿 [26:51.17]What a pretty kitty. Can l pet her? 好可爱的小猫 我能摸摸她吗? [26:53.64]He's starting a petition to help out a murderer? 他要请愿去帮助一个杀人犯? [26:56.54]They're going with insanity. 他们有点过头了 [26:58.71]Really, it helps Justin focus his anxiety. 唔 真的 这-- 这只是帮助Justin 排解一下他的焦虑 [27:01.98]He's still pretty upset about the Dreamgirls Best Picture snub. 他还在为“追梦女郎” 没评上最佳影片… [27:03.66]而难过呢 [27:05.35]Babel? What's Babel? - “通天塔”? “通天塔” 是什么? - 哦 我的天啊 我知道 [27:07.02]Oh, my God, l know. Dreamgirls was a cinematic achievement. “追梦女郎”是一部很有成就电影… [27:10.02]And... how about the boobs on that Beyonce, huh? 而且 呃… 在里面碧昂丝的胸部如何? [27:13.73](Hilda) l can't get the lid off the trashcan! 爸爸 我揭不开垃圾桶的盖子 [27:16.13]The cat's going for the door! 哇噢 猫咪! 猫咪! 她往门口跑了! 爸爸! [27:17.66]- l got it! - (Hilda) You can't go out! 我来抓她! 我来抓她! [27:20.20](alarm wailing) 等等 爸爸 你不能出去! 还是-- [27:22.30]- What is that noise? - (phone rings) 哦! 哦 Buttons 这声音是怎么回事? [27:24.14]Grandpa's under house arrest. - 爷爷正在家里被软禁 - 是的 Constance [27:25.71]- Yes, Constance. - He murder someone, too? - 他也杀了人? - 没有! [27:28.01]- No! He's not a criminal. - He's an illegal immigrant. - 不 他不是罪犯 - 他是非法移民 [27:31.04]Would you shut up? 我们能跟别人说这个的! [27:32.75]Are you sure you want to get involved with this family? 你确定你要和这种家庭 出来的女孩交往吗? [27:36.92]What's he doing here? 他来这儿干嘛? [27:40.89]- Daniel? - Who's Daniel? Daniel [27:43.82]He's... Betty's ex-boyfriend. Daniel是谁? [27:44.29]他是 Betty的前男友 [27:48.70]What? l can't play, too? 怎么? [27:50.09]我就不能开开玩笑? [27:58.67]- Thank you. - Mmm-hmm. [28:01.88]Oh, Claire. 哦 Claire [28:03.68]How did you get in here? Only family is permitted. 你怎么进来的? [28:05.72]只有家人才允许探视 [28:07.75]l'm your incredibly tan sister. 难以置信 你会有个黑皮肤的妹妹? (骗门口说是Claire的妹妹) [28:12.09]Let me look at you. 让我看看你 [28:13.89]Oh, you poor thing, and handcuffs? 噢 可怜的人儿 [28:17.25]还上了手铐? [28:19.76]l have committed a crime. 我犯了罪 [28:21.46]Not letting a woman have her makeup bag. Now that's a crime. 剥夺女人的化妆袋-- 这才是犯罪呢 [28:26.30]What do you want, Wilhelmina? - 你想要什么? Wilhelmina - 我很担心你的孩子们 [28:27.93]l came out of great concern for your children. [28:30.70]Things are not going well with Daniel and Alexis, Daniel和Alexis处得并不好 我担心他们迟早会毁了杂志 [28:33.94]and l fear they'll soon destroy the magazine... and each other. [28:37.26]还有他们自己 [28:38.78]Much better. 这样好多了 [28:42.05]So l thought if there was a way to salvage what's left, 所以我想是否有办法 来挽救这种危局 [28:45.95]if there were someone who could supervise, perhaps mediate. 如果能有个人 唔 负责监督管理 或者说居中调停的话 [28:50.42]And l suppose that person would be you? 我想 你说的那个人是指你吧? [28:52.46]l practically ran the magazine when Daniel was in charge. 当Daniel掌权时 实际上是我在运作杂志 [28:55.40]lt's that l have no authority in my current position. 但是我-- 以我目前的职位 我没有足够的权威 [28:59.80]You want me to do something about that? 而你希望我在这上面做点事? [29:01.77]Well, l don't know what... 嗯 我不知道 [29:03.77]...except maybe have your attorneys draw up some contracts? 也许你的律师可以草拟些委托合同 [29:08.27]l believe the phrase is... - 我想术语应该是 呃-- - “授权书”? [29:10.68]''Power of Attorney?'' [29:13.35]Yeah, something like that. 是的 就是那种东西 [29:15.12]lt would be a way for me to rightfully protect them. 我可以通过这个好好保护他们俩 [29:17.75]- After all, l am a mother too. - You're telling me. 毕竟 我也是位母亲 [29:21.69]Cut the act, Wilhelmina. 你在诱骗我 [29:23.22]l'm not Bradford or one of those other suits in that office 停止你的行动 Wilhelmina [29:23.86]我不是Bradford 也不是那办公室里的其他职员 [29:26.23]who can get taken in by your collagen smile and your plastic ass. 你那虚假的微笑和垫起的俏臀 对我没有作用 [29:31.00]l see. 我了解了 [29:32.20]Well, perhaps l can offer you something that might change your mind. 但是 [29:34.67]也许我能给你一样 能使你改变主意的东西 [29:40.47]l know you're drying out and all, 我知道你正在戒酒 但是 [29:42.58]but one little sip couldn't hurt, could it? [29:44.24]浅尝一口不会有什么伤害 对吗? [29:48.98]l bet this would make those ice chips taste so much better. 我敢打赌这会使那些冰块 尝起来更加美味 [29:55.19]You actually think l would sell out my children for a lousy drink? 你真的以为我会为了一杯恶心的酒 而出卖我的孩子们吗? [29:58.79]Maybe not one, but after four or five. You've been known to do a lot worse. 一杯也许不行 但四五杯下肚后 你就会做些更加追悔莫及的事 [30:05.13]Listen to me, Wilhelmina, and you listen good. 你听我说 Wilhelmina 你给我好好听着 [30:08.47]l know who you are, and you're not getting your hands on this company. 我知道你是什么人 你不要妄想染指这家公司 [30:13.04]That slut Fey Sommers may have become editor-in-chief 那个荡妇Fey Sommers也许曾经 通过我和丈夫的关系做上了总编 [30:16.04]by going after my husband. But from now on, [30:18.65]the only person running this magazine will be a Meade. 但是从现在开始 [30:19.82]只有Meade家的人能运营这杂志 [30:24.74]是嘛 [30:27.05]Sorry you feel that way, Claire. 很遗憾你是这么想的 Claire [30:28.92]Perhaps l can... offer this to you 也许我可以将这个献给你 作为我最谦逊的道歉 [30:32.33]with my humblest apologies. [30:39.90]Oh, darn. You can't reach that, can you? 哦 可怜人 [30:42.04]你够不到 是吗? [30:44.30]Oops. Look at the time, l gotta run. 瞧瞧都几点了 [30:47.07]我得走了 [30:48.71]Sorry, dear. 抱歉 亲爱的 [31:09.80]So did he pop the question yet? - 那么他向你求婚了吗? - 停 这一点都不好笑 [31:11.36]Stop! lt's not funny. [31:13.30]l have to kiss him and he wears lip gloss. 我不得不吻他 糟糕的是他还涂了润唇膏 [31:16.00]All right. So, l finished the letter. 好吧 文章我写完了 [31:18.24]l wanted you to read it. l think it turned out pretty well. 想让你读读看 [31:20.33]我自己觉得相当不错 [31:22.01]''He Ain't Heavy, She's My Brother.'' Aw... “他并不严肃 她是我哥哥” [31:25.95]So if you can proof it, e-mail it to Alexis, she can put it in the book. 如果你觉得没什么问题 把它发给 Alexis 她就可以放到杂志里了 [31:29.28]lt has to be at the printers by tomorrow morning. 赶在明早截稿印刷前就行 [31:31.72]You could have just e-mailed this to me. 你知道吗 其实你用E-mail 发给我就行(不用亲自跑一趟) [31:34.15]l wanted to see the look on your face when you're not disappointed in me. 是啊 但是 我- [31:35.27]我想看看你不再对我感到失望时 脸上的表情 [31:40.99]Could you come here? 你能过来一下吗? [31:42.13]My mother lost an earring and is convinced your father stole it. 我妈妈丢了一只耳环 而且她认定是你爸爸偷了它 [31:45.53]Could you give us a minute? 能再等一小会儿吗? [31:49.50]The honeymoon is definitely over. 显然 蜜月结束了 [31:52.17]Well, as much fun as l make of all your pep talks, 嗯 就跟我从你对我的加油鼓劲中 得到的乐趣一样 [31:56.51]they actually kinda made me feel... peppy. 它们的确让我感到… 精神鼓舞 [32:06.42]What are you doing? 你在干嘛? [32:08.19]l wanted to read this. Daniel worked really hard on it. 我只是想读读这篇文章 Daniel很努力地写出来的 [32:10.92]Forget that stupid letter and come back in... 哦 忘了那篇愚蠢的文章 回到这边来吧 [32:13.19]- lt's not stupid. - No, but Daniel is. - 它一点都不愚蠢 - 的确 蠢的是Daniel [32:15.19]Alexis isn't putting that in the magazine! Alexis是不会把它放到杂志里的 [32:17.46]She's not in charge! 掌权的又不是她! [32:18.56]No one told her that. She's redone the entire issue. 没人告诉她这个 [32:20.10]她在重做整期杂志 [32:21.63]lt's already on its way to the printer. Forget that and come here. 现在已经在送往印刷厂的路上了 [32:24.80]Oh, my God. l have to go and catch Daniel. 所以请忘了那事 来这边吧 [32:25.21]哦 我的天啊 [32:28.34]No, Betty, Betty, you can't go! 我得去追上Daniel [32:28.68]不 Betty Betty 你不能走 [32:30.28]Betty, he is your ex-boyfriend [32:32.06]他-- 他是你的前男友 [32:33.65]and l am your current boyfriend. 而我是你的现任男友! [32:35.55]He is my boss, and you're an idiot! 他是我老板 而你只是个白痴! [32:38.08]We're gonna talk about this in couples counseling! 呵 呵! 我们去做夫妻咨询时 得好好谈谈这个! [32:40.62](door slams) [32:50.33](horns honking) [32:53.97]Come on, we haven't moved in 20 minutes! 快点 我们有20分钟都没有前进了! [32:56.24]l'm e-mailing the printer. OK to type ''Stop the presses?'' 我正在给印刷商再发封邮件 [32:58.91]l can't believe l trusted her. l am so stupid. 我让他停止印刷是否合适? [32:59.26]真不敢相信 我居然会信任她 [33:02.54]You were giving Alexis a chance, wanted to believe the best in people. 我真够蠢的 [33:02.53]不 你不蠢 你是在给Alexis一个机会 [33:04.04]你只是相信了别人最好的一面 [33:05.98]We're never gonna get there in time. 我们不可能及时赶到那儿了 [33:07.98]You know, the printer's not that far away. Come on. 要知道 其实印刷厂没有多远 [33:11.22]来吧! [33:15.79]- Excuse us. Coming through. - Excuse me! 借过 借过! 抱歉 让我们过去 哦 [33:22.86]l just don't understand. Betty took off with her ex-boyfriend? 我真不明白 [33:24.38]Betty就这么跟她的前男友跑了? [33:26.73]Marc, don't you think that's weird? Marc 难道你不觉得奇怪吗? [33:31.20]Mom, there's something l need to tell you about me. 呃 妈妈 有点事-- 有点事情 我得跟你说 嗯 关于我的 [33:36.68]l am... 我 嗯 [33:41.88]...breaking up with Betty. 正和Betty闹分手 [33:43.62]Oh, thank God! 哦 谢天谢地! [33:47.72]Wait, you didn't like her? 等等 你不喜欢她吗? [33:49.89]Marc, honey, let's be honest. With that hair and that face, Marc 亲爱的 说实话 [33:53.06]what were my grandchildren gonna look like? 有个那种发型 那样脸庞的母亲 我的孙子们会长成什么样呢? [33:55.36]Betty and her family were pretty nice to us tonight. 妈妈! 妈妈 Betty和她的家人 今晚很热情得招待了我们 [33:58.06]Don't get me started on the family. Her father, why should l pay his taxes? 她的家人? 别提醒我去想他们 [33:59.94]她爸爸-- 为什么我得为他纳税? [34:01.80]- He broke into this country. - Mom! - 他非法进入这个国家 - 妈妈 [34:03.57]And her sister, l don't want to use the ''S'' word, but ''slut.'' 还有她姐姐? [34:04.41]我真的不想用那个“s”开头的词 形容她 (英文中的“荡妇”为“slut”) [34:06.91]No wonder she got knocked-up in the second grade. 但是 我得说 她真是个荡妇 [34:07.28]她二年级就辍学就更不足为奇了 [34:09.38](Justin) The Golden Girls marathon is on! “黄金女郎” (肥皂剧)马拉松开始了! [34:12.18]And l don't even know what that is. 我甚至不知道那是什么 [34:15.05]- ''That?'' - He's just so... swishy! “那”? [34:16.42]别傻了 他实在是 太娘娘腔了! [34:18.72]The mother doesn't say anything. lt makes me sick. 而他母亲却一句责备的话都没有 这实在让我不舒服 [34:21.62]- OK, shut your mouth, Mom! - What did you say to me? 好了 闭上你的嘴 妈妈! [34:24.22]You don't get to talk about these people like that. 你刚才跟我说什么? [34:24.40]你不能这样说他们 [34:27.03]They did a really nice thing for me tonight. 他们今晚的确帮了我很大的忙 [34:29.40]And that little boy... 那个小男孩 [34:34.17]''Swishy?'' Swishy! 娘娘腔? 娘娘腔 [34:38.74]You want to talk about ''swishy.'' 你想看看什么是娘娘腔吗? [34:42.11]Open your eyes, Mom, and look at your own swishy son. 妈妈 睁开你的眼睛 看看你自己的儿子有多娘娘腔 [34:48.58]You know what? 你知道吗? [34:51.32]l gotta get to the hotel. 不 我还是去旅馆吧 [34:53.22]No. You don't get to go. Because l may never be this brave again. 不 不 不 你不能走 [34:55.52]因为 我也许再也鼓不起这样的勇气 妈妈 [34:57.32]- Mom. l love you, but... - Do not say it. - 我-我-我爱你 但是-- - 别说出来 [35:02.53]- l am what you think l am. - You're confused! 我的确如你所想的那样 [35:05.43]No, no. For once l'm not. 你只是有点混乱 [35:05.31]不 不 [35:08.60]lf you want to get to know me... 只说一次 我不是 [35:08.89]如果你想了解我 [35:12.81]...it has to be the real me. 那就得了解真正的我 [35:14.87]The real you, huh? 真正的你 哈? [35:20.51]Well, if this is the life you've chosen... 如果这就是你所选择的生活 [35:29.22]l have no interest in knowing the real you. 那么我没兴趣了解真正的你 [35:34.43]Thank these people for a lovely evening. 谢谢这家人给了我如此美妙的夜晚 [35:45.14]Come on, we're almost there. Come on, Betty! Hurry up! 快点 我们就快到了 [35:47.65]加油 Betty [35:52.18]Son of a bitch! 快点 [35:52.35]该死的 [35:56.18]l think l'm having a heart attack! 我想我心脏病发作了! [35:59.72]- Seriously? - No, l'm just being melodramatic! 真的? [36:00.81]不 我只是夸张而已 [36:02.86](Alexis) Hey, Daniel! 嘿 Daniel [36:05.26]Hey, Betty! 嗨 Betty [36:06.93]Run, Daniel! 快跑 Daniel! [36:09.56]What happened to sharing? What about doing it for Mom? 不是说了要“共享”吗? [36:10.72]不说说好了 为了妈妈 我们要好好合作吗? [36:12.37]- Plans change. - l'm not a kid anymore. 计划变了 [36:15.03]Yeah, but l'm still gonna win! 我不再是个小孩了! [36:14.97]是啊 但是我还是会赢 [36:51.30]Yes! 真棒! [37:00.68](rock music plays) [37:05.12]Hey, l got your text. What happened? 我收到你的消息 [37:08.59]ls this a celebration drink? Are you buying? Can l have a banana daiquiri? 怎么回事? [37:08.52]这是庆功酒吗? [37:09.97]你买单? 我能来杯 香蕉台克利(一种鸡尾酒)吗? [37:12.49]Can we get a banana daiquiri for the lady and another scotch, please? 呃 请给这位女士来杯香蕉台克利 再来一杯苏格兰酒 好吗? [37:17.23]lt's a funny story. 说起来很有意思 [37:20.90]Alex won. Alex赢了 [37:23.40]She couldn't have gotten there much earlier. 唔 她不可能早到太多 [37:25.94]- We can tell the printer to stop. - Don't you get it? 快点 我们赶快去吧 我们赶得及让印刷商停印 [37:28.47]lf it's not this, it's gonna be something else. 不 不 Betty 你还不明白吗? [37:28.52]即使不是这个 也会是其他的 [37:31.01]Alex is faster than me, he'll always be faster than me. Alex比我快 [37:32.61]他总是比我快 [37:34.78]So we're giving up? 所以我们就放弃了? [37:36.32]My whole family has always thought l've been a big screw-up 瞧 当我来负责杂志时 我的家人们都不看好我 [37:39.42]when it comes to this job. l'm just trying not to disappoint them. [37:41.04]我只是尽力不让他们失望 [37:45.09]Oh, almost forgot. 差点忘了-- 新一期杂志的样本 [37:47.49]Advance copy, the printer was nice enough to give it to me. 印刷商还算不错 给了我一本 [37:51.26]- (Betty) She put herself on the cover! - She always knows how to get at my Dad. 她把自己放到封面上了? [37:53.46]她永远知道要怎么惹火老爸 [37:55.87]You should read the Letter from the Editor. lt puts mine to shame. 你该读读“总编语” 实在让我羞愧地无地自容 [37:59.84]Actually, l don't need this anymore. 事实上 我再不需要这个了 [38:04.64]- l'm sorry. - Don't be! 我很难过 [38:07.11]Betty, l'm finally free. l've wasted all that time behind the desk. 别这样 [38:07.18]Betty 我终于自由了 [38:08.33]我在办公桌后浪费了那么多的时间 [38:10.98]lf Alex wants to take over, then let him. 如果Alex想要掌权的话 那就给他吧 [38:13.32]l've got lots of partying to catch up on. 我有好多派对要赶着去参加 [38:45.99](Wilhelmina) Working late? 工作到这么晚? [38:49.89]A lot to catch up on. 很多事赶着要做 [38:51.62]Bradford, l'm so sorry about Claire. Bradford 对Claire的事 我感到很难过 [38:54.83]l know how hard it must be to come home to an empty house. 我知道回到家后看到的只是 一座空房子的感觉有多么难受 [38:59.30]How about a... 吃点晚餐 我来陪陪你怎么样? [39:01.20]...little dinner and some company? [39:12.48]You're still here. 你还在这儿? [39:14.95]l'm sorry l ran out earlier. How did it go? 抱歉 我刚才跑出去了 [39:18.30]事情怎么样了? [39:22.15]Things got a little messy after you left. 事情在你离开后有点混乱 [39:25.66]l was outed to my mother. 我在我妈妈面前露馅了 [39:29.43]What? 什么? [39:31.10]Who was it? My father? 是谁坏了事? [39:32.90]No, no, it wasn't him. 我爸爸? [39:33.21]不 不 [39:34.55]不是他 [39:37.30]lt was me. 是我 [39:40.21]- Wow. - Yeah. 哇噢 [39:41.35]是的 [39:43.81]She left. 她走了 [39:49.75]You know what, Marc? 你知道吗? Marc [39:52.99]l learned something about family tonight. 今晚 关于家庭 我学到了很多 [39:57.66]They're not always the ones who love you the most. 他们并不总是最爱你的人 [40:02.73]Sometimes it's the family that you make for yourself. 也时也应该算上你自己认为应该是的人 [40:07.37]OK, OK. 好吧 好吧 [40:10.44]Getting a little too Lifetime Original Movie for me. 对我来说 有点太像 “终生原创电影”的感觉了 [40:15.57]But l get it. 但我还是明白了 [40:18.98]lf she doesn't want to be a part of my life, then... it's her loss. 她不想参与我的生活 那么 [40:22.78]这是她的损失 [40:25.55]Because l'm freaking fabulous. 因为我是如此的惊世骇俗 [40:29.49]Yes, you are. 是啊 你的确如此 [40:31.79]And just so you know, 就如你所想 你永远都是 我的“小辣椒玉米卷饼” [40:33.86]you'll always be my little chimichanga. [40:39.90]lt doesn't mean l like you. 没有“我喜欢你”的意思哦 [40:44.00]( Alexi Murdoch: Orange Sky) [40:53.41](Daniel) The great return of Alexis Mead “Alexis Meade惊人回归的故事 已经在媒体上演绎得够充分了” [40:55.85]is a story that's been played-out enough in the media, [40:58.52]so l won't go into all the details here. “所以在此我不想涉及太多细节” [41:00.69]But l will admit that l didn't welcome my brother back at first. “但我还是要承认 起初 我并不欢迎我哥哥的回归” [41:05.66]Partly because l wasn't used to seeing him in a satin pump. “部分原因是因为我无法适应 看到他穿缎面高跟鞋” [41:08.73]Mostly, because when he went away, “但更多的是因为 他离开的时候 伤了我的心” [41:12.60]he broke my heart. So l was mad. [41:14.66]“因此我很生气” [41:16.57]But when l looked past my anger, and his makeup, “但当我回过头来反省 我的怒火和他的个性时” [41:19.61]l realized l was happy to have him back. “我意识到 其实他的回归让我很高兴” [41:24.68]l missed him so much. “我是如此地想念他” [41:26.31]l should start saying ''her. '' l missed her so much. “我得开始用'她'了” [41:27.96]“我是如此地想念她” [41:29.78]She's family, and it's family that will keep this magazine going “她是我的家人” [41:30.88]“能够帮助我 运营这本杂志” [41:33.15]in the face of our personal crisis. “面对我们的私人危机的家人” [41:36.26]lt's family that gets you through everything. “是能帮助你渡过一切的家人” [41:41.79]So welcome back, Alexis. “所以 欢迎回来 Alexis” [41:45.60]Thanks to you, l'm no longer alone. “多亏了你 我不再孤独” [41:56.24](indistinct chatter)

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