英语小达人每天10分钟 307 The Laws of Work

[00:02.07]The Laws of Work 工作法则 [00:03.19]After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before. 涨工资以后，到月底你兜里剩下的钱会比以前还少。 [00:19.07]Don't be irreplaceable. 不要让自己成为不可或缺的人。 [00:21.37]If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 因为如果那样的话，你就不会得到提升了。 [00:25.12]Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning 每天早上一上班就去拍马屁， [00:30.26]and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. 包你一整天过得顺顺当当。 [00:33.42]If at first you don't succeed, try again. 如果一开始不能成功，再试一次， [00:38.31]Then quit. 然后就放弃， [00:40.22]No use being a fool about it. 没必要一直为此犯傻。 [00:44.10]If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights. 如果不能在第一天把工作做好，就每晚加班吧。 [00:49.23]It doesn't matter what you do; 你做什么并不重要， [00:52.25]it only matters what you say you've done and what you're going to do. 重要的是你说你做过什么以及要做什么。 [00:57.03]The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get. 你忍的越多就会有更多要忍的。 [01:04.11]There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office. 老板下班要搭你的车回家时，要保证你的车厢地板上有啤酒罐滚动。 [01:11.31]When the bosses talk about improving productivity, 老板们在谈到提高生产效率时， [01:16.19]they are never talking about themselves. 总是不包括他们自己的。 [01:19.55]You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. 当你表情肃穆而且手里拿着写字夹板的时候，你就可以去想去的任何地方。 [01:25.52]Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back. 帮你的老板躲开他的老板的监督。 [01:29.11]Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous." 所有东西都可以归入“杂项”类。 [01:35.10]Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a dinner hour. 会议的结束时间和鸡尾酒会的开始时间都是不能延迟的。 [01:39.41]To err is human; to forgive is not our policy. 犯错人皆难免，宽恕不是我们的政策。 [01:46.25]Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is supposed to be doing. 每个人都能做一定量的工作，只要这工作不是他/她该做的那份。 [01:52.50]Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail. 没有错误的重要信件在邮寄过程中会产生错误。 [01:59.50]If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. 如果你的表现够好，所有的工作都会指派给你; [02:04.38]If you are really good, you will get out of it. 如果你够精明，你就能逃避掉。 [02:08.26]People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't. 去参加会议的人往往都是不该去的人。 [02:13.46]If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done. 不到最后一分钟，什么事也做不好。 [02:19.42]At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying. 在工作中，一个人的权威性是和他拿的笔的数量成反比的。 [02:27.46]When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried. 你不知道该做什么时，就加快步伐并做出忧心忡忡的样子好了。 [02:34.12]Following the rules will not get the job done. 遵守规则并不能把工作做好。 [02:37.18]Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules. 把工作做好不能成为不遵守规则的借口。 [02:43.56]No matter how much you do, you never do enough. 不管做了多少，你做的总是不够的。 [02:48.32]The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong. 最后一个辞职或被解雇的人要为所有的错误负责。 [02:58.36]The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, 一项工作的前90%用掉10%的工时， [03:08.40]the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time. 做后10%的工作则要花去剩下的90%的工时。

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