搞笑视频之烦人的橙子27 核桃敲敲

烦人的橙子 橙子遇到核桃，并跟他玩敲敲门游戏，橙子把它当成藏在壳里的东西，核桃申明：我不是乌龟。

烦人的橙子：Going Walnuts 核桃敲敲英语字幕

烦人的橙子：(singing) You know I'm orange, I'm orange, I'm really really orange, and the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again who's orange! (laughs) Hey! I didn't see you sitting there! Uhh...

核桃： Yes?

烦人的橙子：What are you?

核桃： I'm a walnut.

烦人的橙子：Hey, hey, Walnut!

核桃： What?

烦人的橙子：Walnut! Hey!

核桃： What?!

烦人的橙子：Knock knock.

核桃： Who's there?

烦人的橙子：Knock knock.

核桃： I already said "Who's there?"

烦人的橙子：Knock knock!

核桃： Look, dude, knock it off.

烦人的橙子：Knock knock!

核桃： Who is it already?

烦人的橙子：Knock knock!

核桃： You know what? I don't CARE!!! I don't care who's at the door!

烦人的橙子：Knock knock!

核桃： God, who is it already!?

烦人的橙子：Cash.

核桃： Cash? Cash who?

烦人的橙子：Cashew? I though you were a walnut! (laughs)

核桃： (sighs)

烦人的橙子：Geez, you really need to come out of your shell! (laughs)

核桃： I'm a nut, not a turtle.

烦人的橙子：You're a nut? And they say I'm crazy! (laughs) Hey, hey, Walnut!

核桃： If this is another knock knock joke...

烦人的橙子：You look familiar.

核桃： Dude, I'm a walnut.

烦人的橙子：Don't I know you from somewhere?

核桃： No, no, I- I think I'd remember that.

烦人的橙子：Ooooh I know! You're the guy who lives inside Lizardberry!

核桃： What?

烦人的橙子：Don't you remember?

(A flashback begins showing a time when Orange met Avocado)

烦人的橙子：Hey, Hey, Lizardberry, Hey!

Avocado: Hey, for the last time, I'm not a Lizardberry.

烦人的橙子：Hey! Hey Lizardberry!

Avocado: What?

烦人的橙子：Knife!

(Avocado screams as he is cut by Knife)

烦人的橙子：Whoa! that guy's going to be dino-sore in the morning! (laughs) Oooooooooo, ow!

Avocado Pit: (he is cut out of Avocado and falls down) Free Willy!

烦人的橙子：What the heck?!

Avocado Pit: Hey! How's it going?

烦人的橙子：(screams)

Avocado Pit: (joins Orange's screaming, similar to Watermelon in Orange of July)

(flashback ends)

核桃： What are you talking about!? That was an avocado, you idiot!

烦人的橙子：You're an avocado? Is that why Lizardberry ate you?

核桃： No, I'm a walnut!

烦人的橙子：Wingnut?

核桃： Walnut!

烦人的橙子：Walrus?

核桃： WALNUT!!

烦人的橙子：Oh, walnut. Is that why you're so hard to crack? (laughs)

核桃： Hey, don't even joke about that, man! Have you even seen a nutcracker?

烦人的橙子：Well, duh, he's right over there!

Nut Cracker: (Evil Laughing, Hyper Laugh)

烦人的橙子：Good thing he has a strait jacket!

核桃： Uh, no, a nutcracker. you've never heard of a nutcracker?

烦人的橙子：Nutcracker? Sweet!

核桃： No! It's not sweet! it's a death-dealing pair of metal tongs that'll split your head right open! Do you even know what that sounds like?

烦人的橙子：Knock knock.

核桃： It's not a joke, man, I'm telling you, it's the worst way to go!

烦人的橙子：Knock knock!

核桃： (groans)

烦人的橙子：Knock knock!

核桃： What do you want?

烦人的橙子：Knock knock!

核桃： GOD WHO IS IT ALREADY?

烦人的橙子：Squirrel.

核桃： Squirrel? Squirrel who?

烦人的橙子：Squirrel!

(A squirrel comes and starts eating Walnut)

核桃： (screams)