听美剧学英语-摩登家庭第二季 第24集：杰的生日

祝你好运 邓菲

I'm off to get some new cross-trainers.

我要去买些新的全功能运动鞋

I blow through them pretty fast

我的鞋磨损都挺快的

with all this power-walking I'm into.

因为我很喜欢大步竞走

Catch you later.

回头见

Phil?

菲尔

What are you two doing here?

你们俩在这做什么

Shopping for tonight.

为今晚准备点东西

Oh, well, I'll walk with you.

好吧 我陪你一起

- Where were you heading? - The card store.

你刚去哪里了-卡片店

What a beautiful child!

好可爱的孩子啊

You and your wife must be so happy.

你们夫妻真幸福

I didn't think anything of it...

我没有多想什么

until other people started making the same mistake.

直到别人也都开始犯同样的错误

It reminded me of a college job I had parking cars.

让我想起了大学做泊车小弟的那会

One day, I had to park an Aston Martin.

有一天 我去泊一辆阿斯顿·马丁时

I'll never forget the looks I got

我永远也忘不了我开着那台好车时

driving that baby down the block.

别人投过来的羡慕眼光

I wasn't gonna dent this one.

这一次 我也一样要顺水推舟

Hey, uh, w-what would you think

我们顺便去那个鞋店看看

about swinging by the shoe store?

怎么样啊

Okay, let's go.

好啊 去吧

I still can't believe all the looks we got

我还是不能相信刚才开过来的一路上

driving over here.

那些人的眼神

And yet you wore the hat the whole time.

可是你还是一直不摘掉这帽子啊

Don't you think we should

你觉得我们是不是应该

park on the next block over?

把车停到靠近下个街区去啊

cause this is all permit parking.

这附近的位子都需要停车许可证

No, We used to live here. It's fine.

我们以前住在这里 没事的

Yeah, still. I...

我知道 但是还是

I don't think anybody's home.

好像没人在家

Here. Hang on to this.

拿着 拿好了

What -- wait, where are you going?

等等 你要做什么

The backyard. We'll take this picture really quickly,

去后院 我们速度拍完这照片

and then we'll just get out of here.

然后立马闪人

No, let's just -- let's just wait for them to come home.

不要吧 就等他们回家嘛

Okay, that -- that's trespassing!

行了 你 你这是擅闯民宅啊

No, it's not. We used to live here.

不 不是的 我们以前住在这里

I don't think that does what you think it does.

那也不代表我们有自便的权利啊

Of course you would baby out,

就知道你没胆

because this is just like pool-hopping all over again.

就跟你当年不敢跳进别人家游泳池玩水一样

I just -- I don't see what was fun about that.

我 我真不觉得那有什么好玩的嘛

It made going in grandma's pool less special.

别家池中把水戏 自家池中无刺激

Why don't you try being a little less special?

你的生活中还真是处处充满"刺基"啊

Is it far?

会不会很高啊

Hello.

你好

Hi, it's Sandra from the dog groomer.

你好 我是狗狗美容院的珊朵拉

I'm trying to reach Gloria.

我想找歌洛莉亚

Stella's ready.

斯黛拉已经美容好了

Oh, I must have her phone.

我拿了她电话

She probably grabbed mine again.

她大概又拿错我的电话了

Listen, this is her husband.

听着 我是她丈夫

You have my number right there, probably.

你那儿估计也有我的电话

- Give that a call. - Okay, thanks.

打那个电话-好的 谢谢

Yeah, it's me again. I'll be right there.

你好 还是我 我马上过去

Yeah I did blame her for no reason.

我的确是无故把责任归咎给她了

You have a little bit of an attitude. You know that?

你意见很多 说话很冲嘛 你知道吗

You know who did your job in my day?

我年轻的时候 是谁做洗狗这种工作呢

A hose.

水管

Okay, a little to your left, a little to your left.

好了 左边一点 你的左边

Yes, okay. Right there. That's it. That's it.

对的 行了 就那儿 行了行了

Perfect. Okay.

很好

And now I must run.

我得快点

Here, okay. Fast.

来 好了 快点

Here we go.

准备就绪

It's weird being back here, isn't it?

重回故居感觉有点奇怪 你不觉得吗

I know. Everything looks exactly the same.

是啊 所有的东西都没变

Well, you know, except for the fence.

是啊 就除了多了栅栏

Yeah, what's with that?

是啊 要那做什么啊

- Who are they trying to keep out, anyway? - I know.

他们是要关什么人吗-就是啊

Oh. Oh, God. Oh, God.

天呐 天呐

- Oh, God. - Oh, wow. Oh, my God.

天呐-哇 天呐

No, it's okay. He might be friendly.

没事 也许它很友善

- He looks nice. - He looks nice.

它看上去很友善啊-很友善

Hi.

你好啊

No! Oh, god! He's -- quickly, quickly.

天呐 不要啊 他...他好快

Not nice. So not nice.

不乖 一点也不乖

Hurry! Hurry, hurry, hurry!

快快快

Oh! Oh! Oh, go oh, god!

天呐 天呐

Now what do we do?

现在怎么办

Well, you could try telling him we used to live here.

可以试试和它讲情 说我们以前住在这里

They are not coming home.

估计一时半会他们不会回家

We need to call someone.

我们得打电话求救啊

Use your phone.

用你的电话吧

Mine's down there getting rabies on it.

我的电话在下面被舔的要得狂犬病了

No, I left mine in your car.

我把电话留你车子里了

- What? - I didn't want to ruin the line of my pants.

什么-我不想破坏裤子线条嘛

Oh, God.

天啊

Oh, look. Somebody's coming.

快看 有人来了

No. Okay, that is what happens

不 看吧

when you park without a permit.

让你没停车证还停那位子

Stop! That's ours!

停 那是我们的车

We're up here! Stop!

我们在这上面呢 快停下

He ignored me.

他无视我

He didn't stop for the screaming sailor in a tree?

水手在树上基情尖叫 他怎么可以不停下

Give me your shoe.

鞋子借我一用

What, you think that wolf down there

怎么 你以为下面那只灰太狼

is gonna be afraid of a shoe?

还会怕鞋袭吗

No. No, I don't.

不 没打算

Wh-- what are you doing with dad's wine?

你拿老爸的酒干什么

Getting comfortable.

小酌一杯 潇洒一回

We could be here for a really long time.

咱们可能要在这里长期作战呢

Whoa! Where'd you learn how to do that?

好家伙 你怎么学会这样开瓶的

Where'd you get a sailor suit on short notice?

你又是从哪弄到的现成水手服呢

- Fair enough. - Mm-hmm.

算你狠-还用说

Ew. It's Merlot.

好恶心 是梅乐酒

Hello.

你好

Manny!

曼尼

Hey, how'd it go with Tara?

塔拉这边怎样了

It's still going on.

还在进行中

The catch part went fine... mostly.

抛接球还算顺利... 基本上啦

I took a running dive into the dirt.

我一个飞扑 摔了一身泥

Oh, well, did you at least catch the ball?

那你有接到球吧

I was trying to throw the ball!

我是扔球的时候摔倒的

I'm in her bathroom looking for band-aids.

我在她家浴室里找创可贴呢

I'm trying to get up the nerve to tell her how I feel.

我想鼓起勇气向她表白 正酝酿情绪呢

Well, just be honest.

实话实说就好

She intimidates me.

面对她 我压力很大啊

Every time I open my mouth, I say something stupid.

对她每开一次口 就犯一次二

I called her bedroom "fantazing."

我还夸她的卧室很"口爱"呢

That's not even a word!

这压根就不算个词

Are you okay in there, Manny?

你在里面还好吗 曼尼

Yeah! I'm just water-washing my hands!

没事 我放水洗手呢

Help me! Tell me what to say.

救命啊 告诉我怎么说吧

Okay, how about this...

你听这样行不行

You are the prettiest, smartest, funniest girl

你是六年级里 最美丽 最聪明

in the sixth grade.

最风趣的女生

I know you're only 11,

我知道你只有十一岁

but I can't stop thinking about you.

但我无法抑制对你的想念

I've loved talking to you online.

我喜欢和你网聊的日子

I think we should become boyfriend and girlfriend.

我觉得 我们应该做男女朋友

No, it's not what you think.

不不 你们想多了

I'm talking to a little boy.

我在跟一小男孩说话呢

Oh.

越描越黑

Hello.

喂

She's not with me, Cam. I got her phone.

她没跟我在一起 小卡 我拿了她电话

Why are you crying?

你哭什么呢

How do you get kicked out of a bakery?

怎么会被从面包店里轰出来了

Well, that'll do it.

这就不奇怪了

I sorry to ask you to get your own birthday cake,

很抱歉要你自己来买生日蛋糕

but I can't get ahold of any-- anyone else.

但我实在联系不到别人了

Can't do it. I'm on my way to the lake...

爱莫能助 我正要去湖边呢

Finally.

终于

Just get something at the grocery store.

随便在杂货店买一个吧

I am not getting you a grocery-store cake.

我不能让你吃杂货店的蛋糕

Gloria asked me to handle this.

歌洛莉亚让我全权负责

She's gonna yell at me, Jay.

出岔子的话 我会被她念死的

she can be mean in Spanish!

她说西班牙语时可毒了

Okay, fine. Let's wrap this up, princess.

行 就这样吧 大小姐

Okay. Love you. Bye.

爱死你了 再见

What are you guys doing?

你们在干什么

Just editing our birthday tribute to grandpa.

在剪辑给外公的生日礼物

You know, some of the interviews I did

但是吧 有些采访片段

didn't turn out so well.

效果不尽如人意

That's okay. We'll just use the best stuff

没事的 咱们只取其精华

from what we all got.

充分利用手头资料

Okay, Haley, talk about grandpa.

好的 海莉 有什么对外公说的

Eww.

太恶了吧

I can't talk about grandpa dressed like this.

我现在穿这样 聊外公也太怪了吧

I love my --

永远爱我...

That stupid dog next door!

隔壁那狗讨厌死了

Jay! Jay!

杰 杰

Jay!!

杰

...Three, four, five.

三 四 五

Hey, uncle Mitch, what do you think -- - One, two --

-米奇舅舅 你觉得 -一 二

- What are you doing? - N-nothing.

你干什么呢-没干什么

You didn't see this, and w-we don't tell Cam.

非礼勿视 非礼勿言

Capisce?

明白吗

It'lonly take one minute.

就一分钟的事

We don't have a minute.

我一分钟也耽搁不起

Who's Clive Bixby?

克莱夫·比克斯比谁呀

A friend of your mom's.

你妈妈的一个朋友

Not now!

给我改天再坏

Hey, uncle Cam, can you to talk about --

小卡叔叔 你能不能说几句

Jay. I know. No time.

对杰说几句是吧 没时间

I got a little girl's birthday party to save.

我还要去挽救小姑娘的生日派对呢

Let's get out. Go.

出去出去

Oh, not now, honey.

现在不行 宝贝

Your father's out back. Why don't you call him?

你爸刚回来 去问他吧

Phil!

菲尔

Dad! Your kids need you!

当爹的 孩子需要你啊

Grandpa is really cool.

外公真的很酷

He once let me drink some of his beer.

他还曾让我喝他的啤酒

for the love of --

我

Root beer!

沙士啤酒[不含酒精]

I could've sworn we had more!

我发誓我们不只这些视频吧

Well, let me work my magic.

让我施展我的魔法吧

It's all about creative editing.

只要来点创意的编辑就好

Just give me two hours

只要给我两个小时

and another hour.

然后再加一小时

Somebody get me some chocolate milk

谁给我去拿杯巧克力牛奶

with extra salt.

盐多放点

Do you remember the time you quit cub scouts

还记得当初你退出童子军时

and dad got mad at you so you ran away up here?

老爸对你发火 然后你就跑到这上面来么

Right. And you brought me my dinner up here...

记得 你把晚餐送到这来给我吃

- ...and my comic books. - Yep.

还有我的漫画书-没错

I think mom and dad would have been a lot more scared

当年要不是你还跑回家里上厕所

if you hadn't been running into the house to use the bathroom.

老爸老妈可能真的会吓坏

I can't go outside.

我不能在外面尿尿

Great, now I'm thinking about it.

拜你所赐 现在我想尿尿了

Mitchell...

米奇尔

it's ironic.

这太讽刺了

We always wanted a dog in this backyard,

我们一直想要在这院子里养条狗

and we could never have one.

但我们从未养过一条

Y-- Manny got one.

曼尼却养了一条

Mm. Manny gets everything.

曼尼要什么有什么

Yeah.

没错

Hey, you think Manny's gonna get a third of...

你认为曼尼会得到三分之一的...

A third of what?

三分之一的什么

You know.

你懂的

Uh...I guess.

我猜会吧

Sure. I mean, that seems fair.

当然 他得到也不为过啊[杰的遗产]

Right? Does it?

对吧 是吗

- Claire, does it? 'cause I just feel like -- - Okay?

-克莱尔 是吗 因为我刚觉得 -够了

You know what? I think we've probably had enough of this.

我想我们喝高了

Okay, wait.

好的 等等

Do you think if we could get the dog to chase this doll,

如果我们让这条狗去追赶这个娃娃

then we could run down and grab the phone really quick?

我们就能迅速跑下去捡起手机了吧

- We could do that! - Yeah.

好办法-是的

We just are gonna have to throw it really, really far.

我们只要扔的远远的就好

Right. So...

没错 所以

That way. Mm-hmm.

朝那边扔

Gloria, um, I'd still love to swing by that shoe store.

歌洛莉亚 我还想去那家的鞋店逛逛

If you're in a hurry, go by yourself.

如果你急着去的话 你就自己去吧

No. I'll wait. Whipple!

不 我等你一起 惠普尔

Whipple!

惠普尔

Okay! Mm!

好了

What do you think?

你觉得怎么样

Oh, it's perfect. Uh, l-let's see the other side.

完美极了 转过来看看另一边

Whipple!

惠普尔

- Bless you. - Thank you.

-咳嗽了 还好吧 -没事

It's a little too tight, no?

有点太紧了 不是吗

- What do you think of the tush? - Oh, I think it's great.

你觉得臀部好看么-我觉得棒极了

Why don't you keep it right there for a second.

你何不这么保持几秒钟呢

Let's make sure.

可以看仔细点

Yeah, but it's a little see-through.

好的 但是这有点透

Maybe if I put this underneath, then it won't, like, show.

或许把这个穿在下面 就不会那么露了

No, no, no, no, no. It looks good that way.

不不不 这样看起来棒极了

- I go try something else better. - No, wait!

我去试试看有没更好的-不 等等

Wait!

等等

Oh, don't think about it. Just get it.

别犹豫了 你想穿就买啊

Hilarious, Whipple. I'm actually here with someone.

真搞笑 惠普尔 我在陪人逛呢

And you finally did make something disappear.

你的"美女无踪"魔术终于成功了

- She was here a second ago. - Of course she was.

几秒钟前她还在这呢-谁不信你啊

Just like the date you had on the final-night dance

就跟当年你说要带个美女来舞会

of junior tumbling congress.

结果却不见人影一个样

There was traffic.

那是因为堵车

Sure.

当然

I think I found something

我认为我找到了

that is going to make my husband very happy.

一件可以让我老公很高兴的衣服

What do you think?

你觉得怎么样

Oh, very happy, Gloria.

老公觉得非常高兴 歌洛莉亚

Very happy.

十分高兴

Okay, but don't go far away

好的 不要走远了

because I might need help with the zipper, okay?

等会我可能需要你帮忙我拉拉链 好吗

Sounds good... with the zipper.

好呀 拉拉链

Wow. Phil.

菲尔

I mean, wow. That's your wife?

那是你老婆吗

It would appear so.

看来的确如此

Great to see you, Glen.

很高兴见到你 格伦

You know, I got to say, I'm a little surprised.

我得说 我有点小惊讶

Surprised...

惊讶

or mystified?

还是困惑了呢

Damn it. It went down your shirt.

靠 掉你的衣服里了

You can...keep it.

你自个儿留着吧

- I'll see ya. - No, no. I just always assumed

后会有期-不不 我只是一直以为

you would marry Claire Pritchett.

你会和克莱尔·普里契特结婚呢

You remember Claire?

你记得克莱尔

Are you kidding? She was gorgeous.

废话 她可是美若天仙啊

God, I was so jealous of you back then.

老天 当年我多羡慕嫉妒恨啊

You were jealous of me?

当年你对我羡慕嫉妒恨啊

Oh, man.

那是啊 兄弟

Claire Pritchett with the blond hair

金发飘飘的克莱尔·普里契特

and those browes, great smile.

她那柳叶弯眉 迷人微笑

Oh, I can picture her smiling right now.

她的一颦一笑至今依旧清晰如画

I can't.

我想象不出

I wonder who landed her.

是谁得到了她的"最终开垦权"啊

Lucky son of a bitch.

真他娘的有福

Yeah.

是啊

Phil, I need you!

菲尔 我需要你

What now?!

又要干嘛啦

Oh, uh, I'm sorry.

对不起

I'll be there in a second.

我一会就来

No! How?!

哇靠 咋不见的

What the hell were you thinking?

你们到底在想什么

I'll answer that for you. You weren't thinking.

我帮你们回答 你们没想过

You think that's funny, popeye?

你觉得那很有趣吗 大力水手

No.-Popeye.

不-大力水手

I should be fishing,

我现在应该是在钓鱼

but I'm hauling my ass across town

但我却得大老远的穿过半个城市

trying to save you two from a little dog.

从只小狗嘴下救你们两个二货

At least we got to have a dog for a few minutes.

至少那一小段时间里 我们有狗

There we go.

又来了

You could show a little gratitude, you know.

你至少可以表示一下感谢吧

These pants are new.

这裤子可是新的呢

Climbing over that fence, I might have wrecked 'em.

爬围墙时很可能会弄破

That's mature.

真成熟

- I'm sorry. - We're sorry. I'm so-- we're sorry.

对不起-真对不起

I'm sorry you said "rectum."

对不起 以为你说的是 直肠

弄破wrecked 'em与直肠rectum发音相同

I'm sorry, dad.

老爸 我错了

- Um, we're so glad that you came and got us. - Thank you.

很感激你可以来救我们-谢谢

It was very smart the way that you distracted the dog.

你把狗引开的办法真是太绝了

12 times a year, I get sausages.

我一年就只能买十二次月度香肠

That's it.

五月的 就这么没了

What the hell am I gonna to do till June?

六月香肠出来前 我毛都没的吃了

Let's see it.

看看

It's beautiful.

真漂亮

We just need some candles.

只要备好生日蜡烛就行了

I must have in one of the drawers.

肯定都收在某个抽屉里了

Okay.

好吧

Froot loop necklace...

果脆圈 项链

Baby Jesus...

圣婴

Keys. Ay, I was looking for these keys.

钥匙 这钥匙找好久了

Baby Jesus...

圣婴

B.B. Gun...

气枪

More baby jesus...

又是圣婴

Ay, another baby --

还是圣婴

Jesus, Stella! Don't do that!

天呐 斯黛拉 不要

Gloria?

歌洛莉亚

No, Jay! Don't come in here!

杰 你不能进来

You cannot see the cake!

你不能先看到蛋糕

It's the bad luck!

会带来霉运

I already saw the cake.

我早就看过了

I bought it while I was busy not fishing.

是我买的 我没去钓鱼

No. Go out to the bar. Go!

不 去酒吧那边 去

You never used to talk to me like that

在没养那只笨狗之前

before we got that damn dog.

你从不会这么对我说话

Hey, Manny. I almost called you.

曼尼 我差点就要打电话给你了

How'd it go with Tara?

你和塔拉进展如何

Okay, I guess.

我觉得 一般般吧

I used every line you gave me, and she totally ate it up.

我用了你教我的台词 的确很管用

Oh. Well, then, why just okay?

那为什么只是一般般啊

She wants to go on a date now...

她是约我下次去棒球练习场

to the batting cage.

再续前缘呢

Not so good with a bat?

打棒球也不太行吗

I am, as long as I'm using it to roll out dough.

是啊 除非是让我用球棒来擀面

I'll bet you just need a little practice.

你只是需要练习练习就行了

You know, when I was your age,

我在你这么大岁数时

I couldn't hit a balloon with a bat.

用球棒打气球都打不到

Then my father took me out to the field,

后来我爸爸带我去实地练习

and a couple hours later,

几个小时之后

I was knocking the hide off that ball.

我都能打全垒打了

It's one of the best days we ever had together.

那是我与老爸最开心的日子之一

Really?

真的吗

Yeah.

是的

I just bet you need some time in a batting cage.

你只是需要花时间练习

What are you doing this weekend?

你这个周末有什么计划

- That'd be fun, huh? - That's a great idea!

会很好玩的-这个主意好

I'll ask Jay. He loves stuff like this.

我问下杰 他喜欢做这些事情

That'll be great for you guys.

那恭喜你们父子俩啊

Yeah.

是啊

And thanks for your help today, Cam.

谢谢你今天的帮忙 小卡

You got it.

不客气

I don't think grandpa's having the best time.

我不觉得外公今天玩的开心

He keeps going and getting more drinks.

他一直在给自己倒酒

Well, not every time.

不是每次都在倒酒

One time he went in to check on the women's basketball score.

有一次他是去查看女篮比赛的得分

The sparks are up by 8, if anyone cares.

要是有人想知道的话 火花队领先八分

Okay, dad, we all owe you an apology.

好吧 老爸 我们都得跟你道歉

We were so worried about giving you a great night

我们一直想要给你一个美好的晚上

that we ruined your day,

却破坏了你自己的安排

and I'm really sorry we didn't let you go fishing.

真的很抱歉 害你没能去钓鱼

- Sorry, dad. - Sorry, Jay.

-对不起 爸爸 -对不起 杰

Sorry. Sorry, grandpa. Sorry.

对不起 对不起 外公

You know what? I'm acting like a jerk.

其实呢 我也是个混蛋

What am I, 12?

我又不是十二岁

So I didn't get to go fishing. What, am I gonna pout about it?

不就不能钓鱼吗 我用得着撅嘴生气吗

I still have my family, and you guys made such a big fuss.

我有我的家人 你们为我做了这么多

I love you all.

我爱你们

So let's go get some cake and presents.

我们去吃蛋糕 拆礼物吧

Yes!

好

Cake and presents! Come on, everybody!

蛋糕和礼物 大家来吧

Honey?-Yeah?

宝贝-怎么了

Have I told you how lucky I am to have you?

but I-I was really lucky to have her to grow up with.

但我很庆幸长大的路上有她的陪伴

You know, I cannot imagine

我根本无法想象

dealing with my crazy parents alone.

独自大战我那对疯癫爸妈的情景

Yeah.

是啊

Cam?