英语幽默教程汇总和更新

　　"I'd sue them all for trademark infringement if Iwere you,Blog!"　　如果我是你的话，我将起诉他们侵害商标权。 [查看全文]

　　"I've installed a comprehensive program that willprotect our computer against viruses,trojanhorses,worms,cooties... [查看全文]

　　"Please leave a message and I'll call you back as soonas I can tolerate the sound of a human voice again."　　请留言，在我能忍受人声的时候我会给你回电。 [查看全文]

　　"We back up our data on sticky notes becausesticky notes never crash."　　我们用即时贴来备份数据，因为即时贴从来不死机。 [查看全文]

　　"Smoking may kill us.On the other hand,the non-smokers are inside working themselves to death!"　　吸烟会杀了我们，但是不吸烟者会工作累死。 [查看全文]

　　If you were concerned about identity theft,youshouldn't have left your private information lyingaround where... [查看全文]

　　"Yes,you've done an excellent job of keeping ourcomputer safe.But sooner or later you'll have to plugit... [查看全文]

　　"The sweet smell of success?Where I work,it smellslike my boss's cologne,which smells a lot like dirtysocks... [查看全文]

　　"Frankly,your resume was no better or worse thanany of the other applicants...but your Trump hair putyou over... [查看全文]

　　"You're a pretty good sales rep,except for the ninetimes you called me 'wallet' instead of 'Wal... [查看全文]