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2018-05-24英语幽默:”鬼“谜

Q: What does a ghost eat for dessert?A: I scream. (Ice cream)Q: Where does a ghost mail his letters?A: At the... [查看全文]

2018-05-23英语幽默:4个英语谜语

Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?A: An envelope.Q: If you drop a white hat into th... [查看全文]

2018-05-22英语幽默:开学第一天,老师留给家长的字条

An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school.If you promise not to b... [查看全文]

2018-05-21英语幽默:手术后我能弹钢琴吗?

A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation.B: Yes, of course.A: Great. I never could before. [查看全文]

2018-05-20英语幽默:约翰说我很漂亮

A: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?B: I think you are pretty ugly.In... [查看全文]

2018-05-19英语幽默:以“我”开头造句

In the classroom the teacher is asking a student to do something.Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with "... [查看全文]

2018-05-18英语幽默:字母谜语

Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect?A: B. (bee)Q: What letter is a part of the head?A: I. (eye)Q: Wha... [查看全文]

2018-05-17英语幽默:两个谜语

Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?A: A piano.Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump! [查看全文]

2018-05-16英语幽默:两个“对话”笑话

A: "I was born in California."B: "Which part?"A: "All of me."A: "Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?"B:... [查看全文]

2018-05-15英语幽默:火车总是晚点

A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are al... [查看全文]

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