英语幽默教程汇总和更新

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　　Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later tha... [查看全文]

　　An older lady gets undressed and starts to get into the bathtub. She gets about halfway into the tub and t... [查看全文]

　　A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I feel terrible, she said. "I was pressing you... [查看全文]

　　The couple seated in restaurant seemed to be having a wonderful time. But as the woman glanced away from th... [查看全文]

　　Student A: When do people talk least?　　学生甲: 人们在什么时候说话最少?　　Student B: In February.　　学生乙: 在二... [查看全文]

　　Teacher: What is the plural of man,Tom?　　老师: 汤姆，男人这个词的复数形式是什么?　　Tom: Men.　　汤姆:男人们。　　Te... [查看全文]

　　Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me,Johnny.　　老师: 约翰尼，在地图上给我找出澳大利亚在什么地方。　　Johnny: It... [查看全文]

　　Annie: Mum,do you know what I’m going to give you for your birthday?　　安妮: 妈妈，你知道你过生日我会送你... [查看全文]

　　Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one，by his Mum. "Share them with your sister."she said... [查看全文]