英语幽默教程汇总和更新

The priest was so concerned with the welfare of his pretty young parishioner that he invited her to his private... [查看全文]

The delighted young politician called his mother and reported enthusiastically,一位年轻的政客打电话给他母亲，高兴地说道：... [查看全文]

No matter how much I feel lost and hesitated now. I need to live the way I want at last.无论我此时是如何的彷徨... [查看全文]

You live longer once you realize that any time spent being unhappy is wasted.一旦你意识到，任何不快乐的时光都是浪费的... [查看全文]

Lookers-on see most of the game.旁观者清。The untried general faced battle the next day, and was more than a lit... [查看全文]

A friend is easier lost than found.得朋友难，失朋友易。A young man was working in the produce section of a grocer... [查看全文]

A friend without faults will never be found.没有十全十美的朋友。A surgeon returned from a safari in Africa.一位外科... [查看全文]

A good beginning makes a good ending.善始者善终。A man reported to his doctor that he was having trouble going t... [查看全文]

A good beginning is half done.良好的开端是成功的一半。The psychiatrist was a bit perturbed. He had cured his patien... [查看全文]

A: Rock pie---that’s it!A:"石头饼"，就是这个。B:Who in their right mind would eat rock pie?B：哪个头脑清楚的人会... [查看全文]