英语幽默教程汇总和更新

　　A peddler sold earthen basins in the wayside, he chanted as knocked:" Earthen basin is round, beautiful and ... [查看全文]

　　An old couple went into a restaurant and ordered something to eat: one Coca Cola and one portion of French... [查看全文]

　　Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?　　Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating in... [查看全文]

　　A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby.　　"From your looks," said the fat man, "there migh... [查看全文]

　　Teacher: Cassandra, if I saw a man beating a donkey and I stopped him, what virtue would I be demonstrating... [查看全文]

　　A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an ou... [查看全文]

　　My Wife Will Exchange Them　　A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves.　　″Cloth ... [查看全文]

　　Clever Thieves　　Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?　　Owner: How could I know a... [查看全文]

　　Hen's Legs　　Son: Why are hen's legs so short?　　Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were ... [查看全文]

　　Your Coat Is on Fire　　The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them... [查看全文]