英语幽默教程汇总和更新

噪音的优点The advantage of noiseWherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour, it vibrated terribly, so I ... [查看全文]

One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.When she woke up... [查看全文]

谨遵医嘱Doctor's ordersBrown: I'm sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor?Jack: Yes. I'm ... [查看全文]

A curious guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its lef... [查看全文]

Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"John: "What do you think it is, sir?"Teacher: ... [查看全文]

A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, "What kind of monkey business are you getting up to?" ... [查看全文]

An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman, "H... [查看全文]

It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typew... [查看全文]

Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words.One day, one of his friends wanted... [查看全文]

Wife talking to her husband(who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your han... [查看全文]