愚人笑话：Mayday, mayday 海上求救

270　Mayday, mayday 海上求救

I was towing my boat home from a fishing trip when my car broke down. I didn't have my cell phone with me, but I thought I might be able to raise someone on my marine radio to call for roadside assistance. I climbed into my boat, clicked on the radio and said, “Mayday, mayday.” A Coast Guard officer came on and said, “State your location.” “I-101, twenty five miles south of Santa Cruz.” After a very long pause, the officer asked, “How fast were you going when you reached shore?”

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出海钓鱼回来，在拖着船回家的路上，我的车抛锚了。我没带手机。不过我想我可以在航海无线电上呼叫到什么人，让他帮我打电话找路边辅助服务。我爬到船上，打开无线电，呼叫“求救，求救”。海岸卫队的一位军官应答说：“陈述你的位置。”“101州际公路，圣克鲁斯南面25英里。”停顿了很长时间以后，这位军官问：“在你冲上海岸以前，你开多快？”