双语笑话：老妇人看病

The Old Lady Fart

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says，“Doctor I have this problem with gas，but it really doesn’t bother me too much．My farts never smell and are always silent．As a matter of fact，I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office．You didn’t know I was farting because they don’t smell and are silent．”The doctor says，“I see，take these pills and come back to see me next week．”

The next week the lady comes back．“Doctor”，she says，“I don’t know what the hell you gave me，but now my farts... although still silent... stink terribly．”The doctor says，“Good！Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses，let’s work on your hearing．”

老妇人看病

一位矮个子的老妇人来到医生跟前说：“医生，我有放屁的毛病，不过还不是太严重，因为既无味也无声。事实上，自从我到你办公室后已放了至少20个屁。但你肯定不知道，因为你既闻不到也听不到。”医生说：“我知道了，把这些药带回去服用，下周复诊。”

第二个星期，那位老妇人来了。“医生，”她说，“我不知道你给我吃的是什么该死的药，现在我的屁……仍然听不到……但臭不可闻。”医生说：“很好！既然我们已经治好了你的鼻窦炎，下一步该治疗你的听力了。”