不骗你 好莱坞其实只有8位男星

讲真的，下图中哪张嘴是精灵王子奥兰多•布鲁姆的?

1. Maybe there's a large cloning facility in the Hollywood Hills producing reliably compelling lead actors in gigantic spawning tanks.

好莱坞山上可能有一台巨大的克隆机，一车一车地生产安全可靠的迷人男主角。

Because, honestly, this can't be nature's work.

因为，实话说，这不可能是天生的。

2. Do you think there's actually just a shortage of men so they're just using the same ones and hoping we won't notice?

有没有可能好莱坞仅仅是因为男演员不足，所以一直在启用同样的人，还指望我们不会发现。

3. Or perhaps Hollywood simply only employs identical twins?

或者好莱坞只雇佣同卵双胞胎。

Although triplets are acceptable too, clearly.

不过，三胞胎显然也是可以的。

4. Or are they just trying to make shapeshifters but they're not that advanced yet so they can only shapeshift ever so slightly?

再或者他们只是想成为变形兽，但因为他们目前还没有那么高的技能，所以只能稍稍变一点。

This is Chris Pine and Chris Hemsworth, but you can just call them The Chrises.

他们是克里斯•派恩和克里斯•海姆斯沃斯，但你也可以就叫他们克里斯兄弟。

We're on to you, Secret Hollywood Cloning Programme. We're on to you.

我们已经彻底看穿了好莱坞的秘密克隆计划。我们已经彻底看穿你了。