13个刚刚意识到自己在和一个白痴约会的人
13个刚刚意识到自己在和一个白痴约会的人
Humor is the best anecdote for life's troubles - especially in a relationship. Couples will fight, that is a given, whether it is over household chores or visits from in-laws, but laughter remains the best way to get through all of this without losing your cool.
幽默是生活中的烦恼最好的轶事——尤其是在一段关系中。夫妻之间会吵架，这是肯定的，无论是为了家务琐事还是亲家来访，但大笑仍然是不失冷静地度过这一切的最佳方式。
The following list is a collection of conversations and moments from hilarious significant others who keep their partners laughing with their wit and antics. From jokes in text messages to weird quirks, these couples know how to appreciate the silliness.
下面的列表收集了一些有趣的人物的谈话和瞬间，他们用自己的机智和滑稽的动作逗他们的伴侣大笑。从短信里的笑话到奇怪的怪癖，这些情侣们知道如何欣赏这种“愚蠢”。
#1 Friend Sends Me Pic Of His New Truck, My Girlfriend Wanted To Know Why It Had A Little Waffle House In The Back
朋友给我发了一张他的新卡车的照片，我女朋友想知道为什么它后面有个小华夫饼屋
#2 Not Sure The Wife Understands What Freezer Bags Are For
不确定妻子是否了解冷冻袋的用途
#3 The Wife Said There Was So Much Sodium, They Just Put OMG
妻子说这个产品含有太多的钠，瓶子上就写了OMG
#4 I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole
这个周末我向女朋友求婚，然后把戒指掉进了一个地鼠洞
#5 Silly Boyfriend
愚蠢的男朋友
#6 I Asked My Girlfriend How Badly Her Screen Was Cracked After She Dropped Her Phone. She Sent This
我问我女朋友手机掉在地上后屏幕裂得有多严重，她发送给我这张图
#7 My Wife Thought She Bought Me Socks With Palm Trees On Them. Bless Her Heart, She Had No Idea
我妻子以为她给我买的袜子上有棕榈树，但事实上，天哪
#8 I've Heard Of "Painting Yourself Into A Corner" But My Wife Took It A Step Further.
我听说过“把自己画到一个角落里”，但我的妻子的做法更进一步
#9 My Wife Tried Cooking Thanksgiving Dinner For Us And Actually Burned The Cook Book
我妻子试着为我们做感恩节晚餐，结果却把烹饪书烧了
#10 My Wife Calls Me In A Panic And Says "The Helicopter Light Came On In My Truck"
妻子惊慌失措地打电话给我，说:“卡车上的直升机灯亮了。”
#11 My Psycho Girlfriend Uses A Timer To Wake Up Instead Of An Alarm
我的神经病女友用定时器来叫醒我，而不是闹钟
#12 I Told My Wife To Set A Reminder On Her Phone. Apparently We Have Different Ideas Of What That Means
我让我妻子在手机上设置一个提醒，显然我们对这个有着不同的理解
#13 My Wife Using An Outlet
我妻子在使用插座
图片来源：Inga Ko
