外国网友吐血总结:逗比家人让你生无可恋的瞬间

2018-04-17 08:46:01  每日学英语

Super Embarrassing Family Members

 

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The purpose of family is to love you, support you, and be there for you no matter what. But it's also their job to embarrass you as much as humanly possible. Take a look at these extremely embarrassing family members to remind yourself that maybe you don't have it so bad.

家人的存在是为了爱你,支持你,陪伴你。但是有时候他们也会让你有点尴尬。看看这些爆笑的家庭搞怪吧!

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This is how this dad shows up to his daughter's volleyball games. That poor, poor girl. Although, I might need to get myself a pair of those sandal boots. Are they designer?

这是这个爸爸出席女儿排球比赛的样子。可怜的小姑娘啊。有那么一丢丢想要这个凉靴,谁设计的?

 

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Reddit | purplesock92

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Alright, who let mom start texting?! More importantly, who taught her to say fleek? This needs to be put to an end immediately. If my mom starts talking like this, I'm breaking my phone.

为什么要让我妈会打字...更重要的是,谁教她说 完美 这个词的?必须要制止她了,如果我妈一直这么跟我说话的话,我会砸了我的手机的!

 

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Instagram | @matayagfb

抱歉小姐,我好鸡冻哇因为我完美到极致了!

妈,别

别用“完美”这个词

求你了

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I guarantee you this was dad's idea and mom was roped into it. Even when they're older, parents will never stop embarrassing their kids. It's just a fact of life, so you better get used to it.

我向你保证这是我爸妈的主意。即便你爸妈老了,他们也不会停止让你感到尴尬的。这是事实,你只能习惯。

 

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Reddit | [deleted]

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This mom wore swim goggles to prevent herself from crying while cutting onions. Although this is definitely embarrassing, I must say that it's pretty ingenious. I may have to borrow this technique the next time I'm in the kitchen.

这个妈妈为了不让自己切洋葱流泪戴上了泳镜。虽然很尬吧,但是真的实用!下次我也试试。

 

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Reddit | endofthenightmare

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Prom pictures are the perfect time for dads to wreak havoc. I guarantee you she has no idea what's going on, and won't be very happy later when she finally sees the picture.

舞会照相绝对是老爸们肆意捣鬼的好时机。我向你保证这个小姑娘绝对不知道发生了什么,并且在拿到照片后也绝对不会高兴!

 

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Reddit | tita75

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"Hey dad, can you pick me up something from McDonald's? I'll take a quarter pounder please." This is such a dad joke. Too take it to the next level, he should've added a slice of cheese.“

老爸你能帮我去麦当劳买个牛肉堡回来吗?”这绝对是我爸开玩笑的风格。他总是很会发挥,应该给我加片芝士就更好了。

 

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Reddit | FromFlorida

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These parents absolutely nailed it. I wouldn't be surprised if a modeling contract showed up in their mailbox sometime soon.

这些父母太擅长模仿了。我感觉过不了多久他们可能就会收到一份模特邀请合同。

 

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Reddit | keesh75

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This dad loves to embarrass his son by changing costumes each day and waiting for him at the bus stop for all his classmates to see. That poor kid probably doesn't have too many friends left.

这个父亲不要太喜欢尬演啊..每天都要穿着戏服在公交站等他的儿子,全班都看见了...他儿子可能不会有朋友了

 

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Imgur | PostPerfectThings

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This is the Snapchat a young man received from his mom. I don't think she's counting on having grandchildren anytime soon. "Thanks for the support mom. I knew I could always count on you."

这是一个男生在Snapchat上收到他妈妈发来的图片。可能他妈妈也不指望着抱孙子了。“谢谢我亲妈的支持,我就知道你最靠谱!”

 

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Twitter | @kevinillest

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This is the perfect depiction of the reaction to a terrible dad joke. Every single one of the family members is hiding in embarrassment, but the father is so proud.

这可能是对老爸尬开玩笑最真实的反应了。所有人都尬得想躲起来,但是爸爸骄傲的不行。

 

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Imgur | BluenoseGeo

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Taking your dad out in public is always a huge risk. Sometimes he may behave himself perfectly. Other times, he just might unbutton their shirt and pretend to feed a baby gorilla statue.

把爸爸带出去真的是一场冒险。有的时候他简直完美,但是其他的时候,他可能就会解开他的衬衣扣子假装喂一个雕塑猩猩奶。

 

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Imgur | sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn

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Just look at his little sister's face in all of these pictures. You can tell she did not like the fact that he was having more fun than she was. What an awesome older brother.

看看这些照片里他妹妹耷拉的脸。可以看出来她对于哥哥比她还嗨这件事很不高兴。这个哥哥多棒!

 

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Imgur | flaversham

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This is surprisingly accurate. I hope he went through the effort of going out to the garden to pick those flowers. Dads will go through a ton of effort to embarrass their children.

这个出乎意料地切题啊。我希望他体会到了去花园摘花的苦楚,因为这跟我现在尴尬的苦楚很像...

 

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Reddit | DPooly1996

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Dad painted the house and decided to leave a special note for his son. Even when they're being productive, parents still find a way to embarrass you. But hey, it probably got the son motivated to help with the rest of the painting.

老爸粉刷了房子,并且决定给儿子留下一个特别的标记。虽然爸爸妈妈做事很有成果,但是在使孩子尴尬这件事儿上也是一点也不示弱。可能儿子会忍不住想帮忙完成剩下的粉刷任务吧....

 

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Imgur | sasha311

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These moms absolutely nailed recreating their sons' selfie they took at the baseball game. No matter how old you get, you and your friends will never be able to escape the embarrassment of mommy.

这个妈妈完美重现了她儿子的自拍。不管你多大,这尴尬你是躲不掉了...

 

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Reddit | satanscomedian

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This sister wanted to make sure that her brother wasn't beginning to feel like too much of an adult just because he got his first job. You go, girl. Never let him forget who's in charge.

这个妹妹可能不想让她哥哥过早成熟吧...穿着这件衣服来到哥哥第一份工作的地方。去吧,妹子,你哥哥是摆脱不掉你的控制了!

 

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Twitter | @millselle

My brother sucked his thumb until he was 12.

我哥哥到12岁才不嘬大拇指。

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