兄弟姐妹之间的日常互怼互黑,绝对是亲生的没错了

2019-02-12 11:17:12  每日学英语
All rivalries eventually come to an end. Except for sibling wars, that sh*t is forever. Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilarious brother & sister posts, and they'll show you what you're missing out on if you're the only kid in your family. Peace and quiet, mostly. But also quite a few grins and giggles.

世界上所有的对抗(大大小小的“战争”)最终都会结束。但兄弟姐妹之间的“战争”,绝对是永恒存在的。国外一家网站(Bored Panda)就收集了一下兄弟姐妹之间的日常互怼互黑;如果你是家里的独生儿女的话,那你肯定错过了很多(重要的时刻)。最主要也就是“久违的”和平与安静,当然也会有很多欢声笑语。好了,话不多说,快来看看吧~

1. Had My Leg Amputated And My Brother Shows Up To The Hospital Dressed As A Pirate

我做了腿部的截肢手术,躺在医院里,哥哥就打扮成了海盗来探病

兄弟姐妹

 

2. We Always Get Each Other Ironic Gifts, My Little Sister Killed It This Year: Batteries Not Included

我们经常会在送礼物时互损,这是我妹妹今年送礼物时写的:礼物总不包括电池哦~

兄弟姐妹

 

3. My Emt Brother Got Me A Very Important Medical Bracelet This Year

我的兄弟今年送了我一条紧急医疗手链,上面刻着“请删除我的浏览记录”

兄弟姐妹

 

4. Made Masks Of Sister's Fiance Face For Bachelorette Party, This Is What She Walked In To

在妹妹的单身派对上,这群小姐妹们把她未婚夫的脸做成了面具,这就是她走进来看到的画...面...

兄弟姐妹

 

5. Girlfriend's Brother Was Very Honest Today

我女友的弟弟今天真的是非常诚实了...

兄弟姐妹

 

6. My Appendix Burst And My Brothers Are Wankers

这就是我的好...兄...弟...们

兄弟姐妹

 

7. About 5 Years Ago, I Put Googly Eyes On A Picture Of My Brother As A Baby. They're Still There To This Day

大概是5年前,我把玩偶的眼睛放到了弟弟的照片上,它们现在还在呢~

兄弟姐妹

 

8. Sister Welcomes Newborn Sibling To The Family

姐姐欢迎新生儿弟弟的独特方式

兄弟姐妹

 

9. Bought My Brother Tree Trimmers For Christmas, Built A Cardboard Frame Around Them And Wrapped Them Like This

送兄弟的圣诞礼物,自行车是拿硬纸板自己剪的,然后又用包装纸包了起来

兄弟姐妹

 

10. My Mom Wanted A Selfie Of Her Sons At Our Sisters Wedding

老妈想要一张我们在姐姐婚礼上的自拍合影(仔细看,有“惊喜”哦~)

兄弟姐妹

 

小伙伴们,

你有兄弟姐妹吗?

你们是不是也是这样日常互怼互黑呢?

欢迎留言分享你的趣事哦~

图源:boredpanda.com

Ref:

https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-brothers-sibling-jokes/

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