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Why there are giant lolipops all over the front yard? |
前院里怎么有那么多巨型棒棒糖啊 |
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And why they taste so bad? |
怎么味道那么怪呢 |
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Because they are made of cardboard, mouth breather. |
因为是硬纸板做的 蠢蛋 |
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Hey, the world needs more dreamers, Luke |
世界需要梦想家 卢克 |
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Never stop licking things. |
舔舐不息 梦想不止 |
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I know it's lame, |
我知道很挫 |
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but after last year we promised the neighbours |
可是去年答应了邻居们 |
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we would keep our decorations more family friendly. |
我们会把装饰弄得和谐一点 |
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We can't carve a pumpkin? |
我们连刻个南瓜都不行吗 |
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The petition was very specific. |
他们的请愿书写得十分具体 |
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Every Halloween, we have the best house. |
每次万圣节 我们家装扮得最恐怖 |
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Last year, I took things to a whole new level. |
去年 我的水平更上一层楼 |
| 0:00:29.13, |
But appearently it's too scary for some kids. |
但显然对于某些孩子来说太恐怖了 |
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And one adult. |
外加一个大人 |
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Trick-or-treat! |
不给糖就捣蛋 |
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Would you like some candy? |
你们想要点糖吃吗 |
| 0:00:38.57, |
Yeah! |
是的 |
| 0:00:39.95, |
Or would you rather have this? |
还是更想要这个呢 |
| 0:00:54.67, |
Come on. You're fine. |
别装了 才吓不着你呢 |
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I don't care what anyone says. |
我才不管别人说什么 |
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You did not give that man a heart attack. |
反正不是你害的那人心脏病发作 |
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Thank you. |
谢谢 |
| 0:01:00.94, |
I mean, you're not even scary. |
你根本就不吓人 |
| 0:01:03.09, |
Can I grab a little bit of this candy |
我能抓点糖吗 |
| 0:01:04.23, |
for my open house tonight? |
给今晚看房的客户们吃 |
| 0:01:05.30, |
Uh, yeah, sure, but... |
可以 当然 可是 |
| 0:01:06.60, |
It's genius. An open house on Halloween. |
太有才了 在万圣节办开放参观 |
| 0:01:10.68, |
Millions of bored parents, |
当爹妈的无聊透了 |
| 0:01:11.82, |
just trying to keep their... kids out of traffic. |
平常忙着照看孩子 不出车祸 |
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Now they can get away from all that, |
现在他们可以脱身啦 |
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And see a nice house. |
去参观一座好房子 |
| 0:01:17.63, |
What do you mean, I'm not even scary? |
什么叫我根本就不吓人啊 |
| 0:01:19.63, |
I literally almost scared the life out of a man. |
我差点吓出一条人命来 |
| 0:01:22.63, |
You literally scared a little saliva |
你就是把人家吓出了点白沫 |
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And a little urine out of him. |
吓出了点尿 |
| 0:01:25.93, |
That happens to me every time I see a monkey wearing people clothes. |
我每次看到猴子穿着人的衣服闹腾就这样 |
| 0:01:28.91, |
I was plenty scary. |
我相当吓人 |
| 0:01:30.08, |
I used professional-grade makeup. |
我的妆容可是专业等级的 |
| 0:01:31.79, |
That's the point, Claire. It was overkill. |
说到点子上了 克莱尔 你太过了 |
| 0:01:34.79, |
You're the kind of person |
你是那种 |
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who can be twice as scary without wearing any makeup. Bye. |
不化妆才吓死人的女人 再见 |
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■ |
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■ |
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■ |
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第四季 第五集 |
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You remembered to pick up the costumes, right? |
你记得去把戏服取回来了 是吧 |
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Yes, they're right over there. |
对的 放在那儿了 |
| 0:01:55.16, |
Very excited. |
太激动人心了 |
| 0:01:56.04, |
Cam has lost a lot of weight-- |
小卡减了不少肥 |
| 0:01:57.82, |
No. |
打住 |
| 0:01:58.51, |
So we're throwing a Halloween party |
所以我们打算开个万圣节派对 |
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to debut the new him. |
让全新的小卡粉墨登场 |
| 0:02:01.54, |
I'll be dressed as a matador. |
我将扮成斗牛士 |
| 0:02:04.12, |
Wh-what is it now, 30? |
小蛮腰现在尺寸多少 30英寸吗 |
| 0:02:05.38, |
32.4 |
32.4英寸 |
| 0:02:07.65, |
So I've lost Lily. |
相当于我把莉莉生出来了[丢了] |
| 0:02:10.29, |
Where is lily? |
莉莉去哪儿了 |
| 0:02:11.64, |
- Do you--you don't have her? - No. |
-你 她没有跟你一起吗 -没 |
| 0:02:12.97, |
Why would I have her? |
她怎么会跟我在一起呢 |
| 0:02:13.77, |
- I don't have her in my pocket. - Cam? |
我又没把她装在口袋里-小卡 |
| 0:02:15.14, |
What about the tiara? |
皇冠头饰呢 |
| 0:02:16.61, |
Uh, we didn't buy one. |
我们没买 |
| 0:02:17.55, |
You can just use the one from last year. |
你可以戴去年的 |
| 0:02:19.07, |
Are we poor? |
我们变穷了吗 |
| 0:02:20.19, |
No, sweetheart, but you don't need two tiaras. |
不是 甜心 你用不着两个皇冠头饰啊 |
| 0:02:23.35, |
How about next Halloween you try a different costume? |
明年万圣节你换套服装怎么样啊 |
| 0:02:25.64, |
No. I have to be a princess. |
不行 我必须扮公主 |
| 0:02:27.83, |
Every year? Why? |
每年都要吗 为什么 |
| 0:02:29.19, |
Because my mom's a princess, |
因为我妈妈是个公主 |
| 0:02:31.08, |
Just like you told me. |
你告诉我的 |
| 0:02:34.07, |
Cam and I have always known that someday, |
我和小卡都知道早晚有一天 |
| 0:02:36.06, |
we were gonna have to have the big talk with lily, |
我们得和莉莉谈谈 |
| 0:02:38.11, |
about who her mom was. |
她妈妈的事 |
| 0:02:40.78, |
We--we were gonna pick the right time |
我 我们会找准时机 |
| 0:02:42.73, |
and do it together, |
一起跟她谈 |
| 0:02:44.57, |
Carefully following an agreed-upon script. |
严格按我们商量好的剧本上演 |
| 0:02:48.65, |
Then I got tired. |
然后有一天我累了 |
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And she was the most beautiful princess in all the land. |
她是人间天堂魔幻三界最漂亮的公主 |
| 0:02:54.34, |
The end." |
剧终" |
| 0:02:56.27, |
Again. |
多少遍了啊 |
| 0:02:58.11, |
Why is Tyler's mommy so fat? |
为什么泰勒的妈妈那么肥 |
| 0:03:02.18, |
Oh, that's because she has-- she has a baby in her belly. |
那是因为她 她怀着个小宝宝 |
| 0:03:05.17, |
Okay? Good night. |
行了吧 晚安 |
| 0:03:06.52, |
Was I in my mom's belly? |
我妈妈也怀过我吗 |
| 0:03:10.04, |
Lily, no more questions, all right? |
莉莉 不许再问了 好吧 |
| 0:03:11.43, |
Just--just go to sleep. |
快 快睡觉 |
| 0:03:13.26, |
Where's my mom now? |
我妈妈现在在哪儿 |
| 0:03:15.71, |
Um, she's... |
她在 |
| 0:03:17.82, |
in a faraway land. |
在遥远的国度 |
| 0:03:20.37, |
Why? |
为什么 |
| 0:03:21.72, |
Because she's a princess. |
因为她是个公主 |
| 0:03:24.35, |
And she's... very, very busy. |
并且她 很忙很忙 |
| 0:03:28.68, |
Okay. |
好吧 |
| 0:03:30.46, |
I thought that she'd forget about it by the next morning. |
我以为她第二天早晨就忘了呢 |
| 0:03:32.34, |
I mean, I did. |
反正我是忘了 |
| 0:03:34.43, |
Oh, I knew I was gonna have to tell Cam, |
我知道终究是要告诉小卡的 |
| 0:03:36.03, |
and he was gonna be furious, |
他知道了肯定会很生气 |
| 0:03:37.32, |
but I was hoping that he'd see the bigger issue. |
但我希望他能意识到更严重的问题 |
| 0:03:40.02, |
You know, I was really tired. |
我当时真的累惨了 |
| 0:03:44.32, |
Hey, Cam, you know this whole thing |
小卡 你知道莉莉 |
| 0:03:45.89, |
about Lily wanting to be a princess again? |
今年又想打扮成公主吗 |
| 0:03:48.12, |
Well, I-I think it might be because I let her believe |
我想 那可能是因为我让她相信 |
| 0:03:49.88, |
- her mother was-- - This is a nightmare. |
她妈妈是-真是场噩梦 |
| 0:03:52.26, |
- It was just a mistake. - More like a disaster. |
只是犯了点小错-简直是灾难啊 |
| 0:03:55.48, |
They sent the matador costume in your size, |
他们送来的斗牛士服是按你的尺寸做的 |
| 0:03:58.40, |
and the bull costume in mine. |
而公牛服按我的尺寸做的 |
| 0:04:00.29, |
Oh. I didn't notice. Um... |
我没注意到 |
| 0:04:01.68, |
Now no one's gonna see my bod |
穿着这件肥大的公牛服 |
| 0:04:03.27, |
in this bulky bull costume. |
别人看不到人家的好身材了啦 |
| 0:04:05.39, |
It was--it was honestly a mistake. |
这个 真的是无心之过啦 |
| 0:04:07.17, |
L-listen, um, you--you could do that other thing that you thought of. |
听着 你也可以尝试你以前想试的造型 |
| 0:04:09.52, |
You could put on that gorgeous white suit |
你现在也可以穿那套 |
| 0:04:11.17, |
that fits you so well now, |
超美超合身的白色西服 |
| 0:04:13.22, |
and you could be Mr. Roarke, |
然后扮演洛克先生 |
| 0:04:13.22, |
[电视剧《梦幻岛》男主角和他的小搭档] |
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| 0:04:14.40, |
and Lily could be your Tattoo. |
让莉莉扮你的"小纹身" |
| 0:04:15.95, |
No! I have to be a princess! |
不行 人家就要当公主 |
| 0:04:18.18, |
Oh, but, Lily, you were a princess last year. |
但是莉莉 你去年就扮过公主了呀 |
| 0:04:19.99, |
No! You promised! I'm being a princess! |
不行 你答应过我的 我就要当公主 |
| 0:04:24.29, |
Why is she so obsessed with princesses? |
她为什么这么痴迷于公主 |
| 0:04:26.99, |
Well... |
怎么说呢 |
| 0:04:29.05, |
Like we weren't at that age? |
谁小时候没有痴迷的东西啊 |
| 0:04:30.83, |
I mean... |
我是说 |
| 0:04:34.29, |
I'm not mad about the ticket. |
我不是因为这罚单生气 |
| 0:04:35.52, |
It's just the first time I couldn't charm my way |
只是这是我第一次没能成功地 |
| 0:04:37.24, |
Out of one of these things. |
利用个人魅力免于处罚 |
| 0:04:38.64, |
The way I see it, it's not a ticket. |
在我看来 这不是罚单问题 |
| 0:04:40.80, |
It's a conversation. |
而是社交问题 |
| 0:04:42.52, |
No offense. You don't need that siren. |
无意冒犯 但你根本不需要警笛 |
| 0:04:44.01, |
You could stop traffic just getting out of that squad car. |
你一下警车 别人就都停下来盯着看了 |
| 0:04:46.52, |
License and registration, please. |
请给我你的驾照和车辆注册证 |
| 0:04:48.97, |
I, uh... |
我 |
| 0:04:50.95, |
I'm no stranger to the police academy myself. |
我对警察学校挺熟的 |
| 0:04:50.95, |
[名为《警察学校》的系列电影] |
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| 0:04:53.28, |
Seen all seven of them. |
我看过全7部电影 |
| 0:04:54.48, |
Sir, no one's seen all seven. |
先生 没人看过7部全辑 |
| 0:04:56.41, |
- Is this information accurate? - Yeah. |
上面的个人信息都准确吗-是的 |
| 0:04:58.50, |
Uh, except for the weight. |
除了体重 |
| 0:05:00.16, |
I thought they wanted to know how much I could curl. |
可能是他们想看看我能蜷缩到什么程度 |
| 0:05:03.93, |
I must be getting rusty with my moves. |
我的技能日渐生疏了啊 |
| 0:05:05.87, |
Moves? What moves? |
技能 什么技能 |
| 0:05:07.04, |
You know, flash the baby blues, |
用魅力震慑那些新女警 |
| 0:05:08.55, |
hit 'em with the devilish grin. |
用奸笑迷惑他们 |
| 0:05:10.33, |
In case of emergency, break glass |
紧急情况下 砸破车窗 |
| 0:05:11.68, |
and bust out the dimple. |
露出我迷人的酒窝 |
| 0:05:13.04, |
Hey, isn't that one from the smallpox? |
那不是天花留下的疤吗 |
| 0:05:15.36, |
cause I'm 100. Chicken pox. |
你当我100岁了啊 是水痘 |
| 0:05:15.36, |
[天花在美国很早就已灭绝] |
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| 0:05:17.82, |
And it doesn't matter where it's from. |
是什么留下的疤不重要 |
| 0:05:18.92, |
It always worked. |
管用就行了 |
| 0:05:20.68, |
Hey, mom. |
妈我回来了 |
| 0:05:21.35, |
Manny, why are you coming back from school so late? |
曼尼 你怎么这么晚才从学校回来 |
| 0:05:23.61, |
I got sent to the principal's office. |
我被叫到校长办公室去了 |
| 0:05:25.03, |
Oh. I am sending him an angry e-mail, |
我要发电子邮件骂他去 |
| 0:05:26.88, |
because I don't like when-- |
因为我不知道什么时候 |
| 0:05:27.90, |
No, no, no. It's not his fault. |
不不不 不是他的错 |
| 0:05:29.13, |
- What did you do wrong? - Nothing. |
你做错了什么事-没有 |
| 0:05:31.21, |
Oh, that's it. I'm calling him. |
就这样定了 我给他打电话 |
| 0:05:32.65, |
- I hate when he tries to-- - Nothing on purpose. |
我讨厌他故意-不是故意的 |
| 0:05:34.94, |
It was between periods, right before this big test. |
下课时 在一场大考之前 |
| 0:05:37.79, |
[美国著名演员 导演] |
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| 0:05:37.79, |
I was clearing my mind by practicing |
我在练习吉恩·凯利的舞步 |
| 0:05:39.40, |
some of my Gene Kelly dance moves. |
来排除杂念 |
| 0:05:40.92, |
- As one does. - Right. |
竟然真有人那样做-没错 |
| 0:05:43.01, |
And my umbrella accidentally snagged the fire alarm. |
我的雨伞不小心勾到了火警警报 |
| 0:05:45.52, |
The principal thought I did it on purpose |
校长以为我是故意这样做 |
| 0:05:46.88, |
- so we'd miss the test. - But you didn't! |
为的是逃避考试-但你不是 |
| 0:05:48.95, |
That's it! I'm going to his house! |
就这样 我要找他去 |
| 0:05:50.22, |
Mom! You gotta stop doing this. |
妈 你千万别这样 |
| 0:05:52.36, |
I'm not sure if it's the pregnancy, |
我不知道是不是因为怀孕 |
| 0:05:53.71, |
which we both know isn't your fault... |
当然 怀孕并不是你的错 |
| 0:05:58.11, |
But lately you've been such a hothead. |
但最近你总是很暴脾气 |
| 0:05:59.48, |
I am not a hothead! I am Colombian. |
我不是暴脾气 我是哥伦比亚人 |
| 0:06:02.29, |
We get excited. |
我们这叫兴奋 |
| 0:06:03.30, |
My country is covered in coffee. |
我们国家到处是咖啡 |
| 0:06:05.62, |
Just like the Starbucks girl |
那个星巴克服务员 |
| 0:06:06.61, |
when she got your order wrong? |
听错你订单之后的反应也叫兴奋吗 |
| 0:06:07.81, |
Half-caf, non-fat wet soy latte. |
半"咖灰" 无脂 "丝豆辣铁" |
| 0:06:09.84, |
How hard is that to hear?! |
这很难听清吗 |
| 0:06:20.85, |
You don't get to be 2-time nonconsecutive |
不按常规思考的人不可能 |
| 0:06:22.48, |
district salesman of the year without thinking inside the box. |
两次夺得年度跨区域推销员称号的 |
| 0:06:25.25, |
That's right. I said "Inside." |
没错 我说的就是 按常规 |
| 0:06:27.95, |
You know why? 'cause while everyone's |
知道为什么吗 因为当每个人 |
| 0:06:28.98, |
chasing each other around outside the box, |
都试图打破常规时 |
| 0:06:30.86, |
You know what the box is? |
你知道常规是什么吗 |
| 0:06:33.71, |
Empty. |
常规里空无一人 |
| 0:06:35.60, |
Which brings us back to our formal dining room. |
现在我们又回到了正式的用餐室 |
| 0:06:38.59, |
Now any questions? |
有什么问题吗 |
| 0:06:39.96, |
Can we have our candy now? |
可以给我们糖果了吗 |
| 0:06:41.63, |
Just as soon as we go over |
想要糖果很简单 |
| 0:06:42.71, |
what you're gonna tell your parents. |
先重复一遍回去后要跟爸妈说的话 |
| 0:06:44.40, |
- Now what was our style? - Pre-war craftsman. |
我们的风格是什么-战前工匠 |
| 0:06:47.74, |
Good, good. And how many square feet? |
好 很好 面积是多少平方英尺 |
| 0:06:49.62, |
3,500.00 |
三千五 |
| 0:06:53.62, |
Still no trick-or-treaters? |
还没有要糖的捣蛋鬼上门吗 |
| 0:06:55.24, |
- Not yet. - Well, maybe people are going out later this year. |
还没-可能今年大家出门晚吧 |
| 0:06:58.92, |
Well, the street's full of kids, |
大街上全是小孩 |
| 0:07:00.40, |
but they're actively detouring around our house. |
但他们都远远地避开我们家 |
| 0:07:03.80, |
Move along. |
往前走 |
| 0:07:12.41, |
Who wants some candy? |
谁要糖糖 |
| 0:07:13.94, |
Plenty of name-brand... |
好多知名品牌 |
| 0:07:15.58, |
- family-friendly candy right here. - Oh! It's a trap! |
家庭友善型糖糖在这里-那是圈套 |
| 0:07:18.13, |
No. I--ooh, how about you? Hey-- |
没有 我 哎呀 你呢 |
| 0:07:20.91, |
You want some candy, right? Come on, |
你要糖糖吗 来嘛 |
| 0:07:22.40, |
- have some candy! - Mom! Mommy, she's got me! |
拿糖糖-妈 妈妈 她抓住我了 |
| 0:07:23.71, |
No, I don't-- I'm not trying-- |
不是 我不是故意的 |
| 0:07:25.22, |
- My candy! - Just leave it! |
我的糖-不要了 |
| 0:07:36.57, |
Jay, you have to get ready for Mitch and Cam's party. |
杰 你得准备去米奇和小卡的派对了 |
| 0:07:39.55, |
Gloria, does my skin look looser to you? |
歌洛莉亚 你看我的皮肤是不是松了很多 |
| 0:07:42.93, |
What? |
什么 |
| 0:07:43.92, |
Maybe I should try some of that fancy neck cream of yours. |
或许我应该试试你的颈部紧致霜 |
| 0:07:45.96, |
Don't you have some with specks of diamonds in it or something? |
你不是说那里面有什么钻石精华还是什么的 |
| 0:07:49.45, |
Trick-or-treat. |
不给糖就捣乱 |
| 0:07:50.82, |
You guys don't even have costumes. |
你俩连戏服都没穿 |
| 0:07:53.11, |
I'm a skeleton. |
我扮的是一副骨架 |
| 0:07:54.06, |
And I'm--I'm a lemon. |
我扮的是一颗柠檬 |
| 0:07:55.30, |
Aren't you too old to be trick-or-treating? |
你们玩不给糖就捣蛋也太超龄了吧 |
| 0:07:56.98, |
Aren't you too old to be having a baby? |
你一大把年纪生孩子不也超龄了吗 |
| 0:07:59.72, |
Ah, you find that funny, lemon? |
你觉得好笑吗 柠檬 |
| 0:08:01.79, |
Here's a better joke. |
还有更好笑的 |
| 0:08:03.30, |
Knock, knock. What's gone? |
开门 开门 啥没了 |
| 0:08:06.06, |
Your candy! |
你们的糖糖 |
| 0:08:10.99, |
What was that? |
怎么了 |
| 0:08:11.62, |
Some rude dummies, that they think that they can-- |
没礼貌的傻瓜 他们以为他们能... |
| 0:08:13.15, |
All right, listen. Let's just calm down. |
好了 要冷静 |
| 0:08:17.16, |
Get ready for the party. |
准备去参加派对 |
| 0:08:18.05, |
Calm down what? |
冷什么静 |
| 0:08:19.56, |
You think I'm a hothead, like Manny? |
你也和曼尼一样觉得我脾气暴躁吗 |
| 0:08:21.49, |
No! |
没 |
| 0:08:22.88, |
You can be emotional. Volatile, maybe. |
你有些情绪化 可能有点些易怒 |
| 0:08:25.88, |
Still, that's a far cry from-- |
但远远算不上... |
| 0:08:28.17, |
You put egg on my house, |
你们往老娘家扔鸡蛋 |
| 0:08:29.81, |
I kill what you love! |
你们是不想好了 |
| 0:08:32.23, |
psycho. |
精神病 |
| 0:08:34.55, |
- Plush utility room? - Yeah, right. |
豪华储物间-是啊 没错 |
| 0:08:36.24, |
I know a hall closet when I see one. |
我怎么没见着大套间 |
| 0:08:37.88, |
And your dad never lies? |
就像你爹从来不撒谎似的 |
| 0:08:39.36, |
What medical school |
你那给电器看病的老爹 |
| 0:08:40.09, |
did the great appliance doctor attend? |
上的是什么医学院来着 |
| 0:08:42.02, |
-Hey, Delgado. - Oh, no! Durkas! |
迪尔加多-不 是德卡斯 |
| 0:08:44.33, |
What I wouldn't give for this umbrella to have |
只要让这把伞拥有玛丽·波平斯仙女的魔力 |
| 0:08:44.33, |
[迪斯尼剧集《欢乐满人间》中的角色] |
|
| 0:08:45.69, |
Mary Poppins' powers. |
我什么都愿意 |
| 0:08:46.78, |
Oh, I pray he didn't hear that. |
但愿他没听见 |
| 0:08:48.62, |
Heard you pulled the fire alarm today |
听说你今天拉响了防火警报 |
| 0:08:49.82, |
and got us out of that test. |
让我们逃掉了一场考试 |
| 0:08:51.51, |
- Good job. - Thanks, Mr. Durkas. |
干的不错-谢谢夸奖 德卡斯先生 |
| 0:08:53.21, |
You know what? You don't need to call me that anymore. |
知道吗 你以后不用那么称呼我了 |
| 0:08:55.82, |
Anyway, we're all meeting at the playground at 8:00 |
还有 我们大家八点钟在操场上集会 |
| 0:08:57.61, |
And heading out, if you want to join. |
然后出去玩 你想来就一起吧 |
| 0:08:59.61, |
You're totally going to that. |
你一定要去 |
| 0:09:00.91, |
Yeah, if you want to ruin your reputation. |
是嘛 那样可就毁了你好学生的美名了 |
| 0:09:02.70, |
You're finally gonna be in with the cool kids. |
你总算能和那些酷小孩一起玩了 |
| 0:09:04.40, |
You need to talk at the school assembly on Monday |
那样你周一就得在全校大会上 |
| 0:09:06.30, |
and apologize to all the teachers. |
向全体老师道歉 |
| 0:09:08.14, |
Teachers. More like public sector parasites. |
老师 更像是政府企业中的寄生虫 |
| 0:09:10.48, |
Be strong, Manny. |
坚强点 曼尼 |
| 0:09:11.69, |
Be smart. Adventures, parties. |
放聪明点 冒险 派对 |
| 0:09:13.82, |
Juvie, heartache. |
少管所 心脏病 |
| 0:09:15.04, |
Girls! |
小美妞们 |
| 0:09:15.78, |
But not the kind we want. |
但不是我们想要的那种 |
| 0:09:17.31, |
They're all the kind we want. |
那全都是我们想要的 |
| 0:09:19.02, |
Mr. Dur-- |
德拉斯先... |
| 0:09:20.54, |
Conrad! |
康纳德 |
| 0:09:24.20, |
Take one. I'm an egg donor. |
拿一个 我是捐蛋人[卵子捐献者] |
| 0:09:27.56, |
I love your costume, too, Cam. Adora-bull. |
我也喜欢你的装扮 小卡 可爱的牛牛 |
| 0:09:29.76, |
Oh, well, thank you. It's all in fun. |
谢谢 都是为了搞笑 |
| 0:09:31.64, |
I half-wanted to wear something tighter. |
我其实想穿比较紧身的戏服 |
| 0:09:33.00, |
- You know, I've been reducing. - I can see. |
-你懂的 我瘦了 -能看出来 |
| 0:09:34.79, |
- Well, you say it like you can't. - No, no, no. I totally can. |
你言不由衷啊-没 我真看出来了 |
| 0:09:39.63, |
Impressive, huh? |
不错吧 |
| 0:09:41.30, |
Yeah. I'm--I'm gonna... |
是 我 我得... |
| 0:09:44.40, |
- Hey, Cam. - Mm? |
小卡-怎么 |
| 0:09:45.72, |
I'm hearing a rumor that you keep flashing our guests. |
我听说你在我们的客人面前脱衣服 |
| 0:09:47.58, |
Oh, well, not in a perverted way. |
不是变态的啦 |
| 0:09:49.19, |
I just want people to see my body |
我只是希望让大家看看我隐藏在 |
| 0:09:50.73, |
under this stupid costume. |
这套烂戏服下的苗条身材 |
| 0:09:52.39, |
That's very close to what actual flashers say. |
这理由跟真正露阴癖的说辞差不多 |
| 0:09:54.34, |
Daddy?-Yeah,one second,honey. |
爸爸-等一下 宝贝 |
| 0:09:55.88, |
I'm just tired of throwing out compliments |
我已经厌倦了不断赞美他人 |
| 0:09:57.11, |
and not getting anything back. |
却一句好话也听不到 |
| 0:09:58.03, |
I told Roberto his spray tan looked real. |
我跟罗伯托说他的美黑做得很自然 |
| 0:09:59.79, |
Look for yourself. It's on two of our pillows and our cat. |
你自己看 把我们家枕头和猫都染黑了 |
| 0:10:02.37, |
Daddy. Yeah? |
爹地 怎么了 |
| 0:10:03.83, |
Lookit. It's my mommy. She came. |
看 那是我妈咪 她来了 |
| 0:10:06.43, |
Oh. Oh, no, honey, that's not your mommy. |
不 宝贝 那不是你妈咪 |
| 0:10:08.74, |
It's not? |
不是吗 |
| 0:10:09.47, |
No, no. That's just one of daddy's friends. |
不是的 那只是爸爸的一个朋友 |
| 0:10:11.81, |
- What's going on? - Oh, nothing. |
什么情况-没什么 |
| 0:10:12.89, |
She just wants one of these cupcakes. |
她只是想吃蛋糕了 |
| 0:10:14.23, |
- But I already had... - Oh, there you go, honey. |
但我已经吃过...-给你吃 宝贝 |
| 0:10:16.01, |
Okay, off you go. Mingle! Mingle! |
好了 去吧 去交朋友 交起来 |
| 0:10:21.94, |
Looks like some people came by. |
看来有人来过了 |
| 0:10:23.55, |
Yeah. Oh, yeah, we had a few. |
是的 没错 有好几个人呢 |
| 0:10:25.19, |
I saw that. |
我看到你给踢下去了 |
| 0:10:28.45, |
Hello? |
你好 |
| 0:10:29.14, |
Hey, honey. |
嘿 亲爱的 |
| 0:10:30.91, |
Hi. How's your open house? |
你的开放参观搞得怎样 |
| 0:10:33.39, |
Pretty empty, actually. |
没什么人来 其实 |
| 0:10:35.10, |
I kind of just took it out |
我把气撒在一个 |
| 0:10:35.97, |
on a Harry Potter. |
扮成哈利·波特的孩子身上了 |
| 0:10:37.72, |
Seriously, though, a Gryffindor |
不过说真的 格兰芬多的学生 |
| 0:10:38.84, |
letting his mom carry his Quidditch broom? |
怎么会让他妈帮他拿魁地奇飞天扫帚 |
| 0:10:40.52, |
How Hufflepuff is that? |
那有多赫奇帕奇作风啊 |
| 0:10:42.03, |
It's pretty lonely here, too. |
我这里也很凄凉 |
| 0:10:43.69, |
We have been shunned by the whole neighborhood. |
我们被所有邻居列入黑名单了 |
| 0:10:45.34, |
That's ridiculous. |
太荒谬了 |
| 0:10:46.26, |
All over some mild little gag you pulled? |
就因为你那个温柔的小把戏吗 |
| 0:10:49.74, |
It was not mild. There was an investig... |
那并不温柔 都有人来调查... |
| 0:10:54.57, |
Oh, I-I thought I heard someone. |
我想我听到有人进来 |
| 0:10:56.12, |
I guess it was just trees tapping against the window. |
可能只是树枝敲得窗户响 |
| 0:10:59.47, |
It's pretty creepy over here in this rattly old house. |
在这陈旧得格格直响的房子里真恐怖 |
| 0:11:03.07, |
Anyway, I'll probably give it another 30 minutes, |
总之 我可能再呆半小时 |
| 0:11:05.12, |
then I'll see you at home. |
然后就回去了 |
| 0:11:06.61, |
Okay. Bye. |
好的 再见 |
| 0:11:08.93, |
What are you laughing about? |
你笑什么呢 |
| 0:11:10.21, |
Oh, it's just your poor dad, you know. |
笑你可怜的老爸 你懂的 |
| 0:11:13.03, |
Your poor, dumb dad. |
你可怜的傻老爸 |
| 0:11:24.57, |
I'll fill you in at the staff meeting |
我明天员工大会上再告诉你 |
| 0:11:25.68, |
after Keneally's done telling us about his morning commute. |
不过先得等克莱利说完他早晨上班路上的事 |
| 0:11:29.41, |
That's hilarious! You sound just like him. |
太逗了 你学他学得真像 |
| 0:11:31.83, |
You are so doing that at Christmas talent night. |
圣诞才艺表演时你一定得来一段 |
| 0:11:34.48, |
Dude, "Rich Girl", "Sara Smile"... |
哥们 《千金小姐》 《莎拉的微笑》 |
| 0:11:34.48, |
[都是Hall & Oates乐队的歌曲] |
|
| 0:11:37.17, |
then a "Maneater" Encore. |
以及返场的《少男杀手》 |
| 0:11:39.58, |
It was scary how good they were. |
他们简直棒得可怕 |
| 0:11:41.90, |
Close your eyes, it could have been the real band. |
闭上眼睛听 跟真的乐队演唱一样 |
| 0:11:44.47, |
Yeah, he got lucky in the football pool once, |
他赌球时走运了那么一次 |
| 0:11:46.24, |
and now he wants to double the stakes. |
现在就要加倍下赌注了 |
| 0:11:48.34, |
Oh, I'm so scared! |
我好怕怕 |
| 0:11:51.10, |
Right? |
有没有 |
| 0:11:53.36, |
Well, this night was a bust. |
今晚弱爆了 |
| 0:11:55.17, |
not a single person even... |
一个人都没有... |
| 0:11:58.92, |
Or did I speak too soon? |
还是我过早断言了 |
| 0:12:01.56, |
Was someone in the mood to be a bad little ghoul? |
有人想扮坏小鬼了吗 |
| 0:12:05.17, |
Oh, Connie, I didn't mean you. |
康尼 我不是说你 |
| 0:12:07.96, |
I'm...hey, that's just...that's just the divorce talking. |
我 那 那只是离婚的事影响了你 |
| 0:12:11.88, |
Hang in there. |
坚持住 |
| 0:12:13.24, |
Bye-bye. |
再见 |
| 0:12:25.78, |
Well, someone decided to take a trip |
看来某人终于决定变装成 |
| 0:12:26.91, |
to Fantasy Island after all. |
《梦幻岛》里的人物了 |
| 0:12:28.52, |
Well, I'm tired of people not noticing my new physique. |
我好讨厌人们注意不到我全新曼妙的体形 |
| 0:12:30.18, |
If this doesn't work, I'm breaking out the diaper |
要是这还不成 我就穿上尿布 |
| 0:12:31.45, |
and top hat and going as Baby New Year! Hello. |
戴上大礼帽扮作新年宝宝 你好 |
| 0:12:33.04, |
Oh, my god! |
天呐 |
| 0:12:35.26, |
John-John, is that you? |
囧囧 是你吗 |
| 0:12:37.70, |
- You look amazing. - Thanks! |
你看起来太棒了-谢谢 |
| 0:12:39.93, |
That's what happens when you lose 100 pounds. |
减掉一百磅 身材自然棒 |
| 0:12:42.01, |
Oh, come on. What a... |
靠 他个小贱... |
| 0:12:43.39, |
- Who wants to lift me? - Me. |
谁想举我-我 |
| 0:12:44.68, |
Come on. How could he have not called us? |
拜托 他怎么能不打电话就过来呢 |
| 0:12:47.18, |
Oh, my god, he's as light as a feather. |
天呐 他轻得像羽毛一样 |
| 0:12:49.32, |
You know what? I'm gonna go lift him |
你猜怎么着 我要去举举他 |
| 0:12:50.85, |
and shake him till his staples pop. |
然后晃到他眼球爆出来 |
| 0:12:52.40, |
Cam, stop! |
小卡 别这样 |
| 0:12:53.33, |
Just saying that we could have caught those kids. |
我只是说我们原本可以抓住那两个小子 |
| 0:12:55.42, |
What, and chase them around all night? |
怎么着 要追着他们跑一晚上吗 |
| 0:12:57.22, |
I'm not a young man anymore, |
我不是个年轻小伙子了 |
| 0:12:58.70, |
as the world keeps pointing out. |
世人都不断提醒我那一点 |
| 0:13:00.58, |
What did that waiter just call you outside? |
刚刚外面那个服务生叫你什么 |
| 0:13:02.10, |
Medieval Knievel. |
中世纪的科尼尔 |
| 0:13:04.01, |
That is hilarious. |
好好笑哦 |
| 0:13:05.38, |
I love when people put some thought into their outfit. |
我喜欢人们在装扮上花心思 |
| 0:13:07.22, |
[《非法外星人》为电影名 也有非法移民的意思] |
|
| 0:13:07.22, |
Illegal Alien, Sugar Daddy. |
你是非法外星人 我是甜爹 |
| 0:13:09.15, |
Why do you say "illegal"? |
你为什么说"非法" |
| 0:13:10.48, |
Because antennas are alien, and you're... |
因为戴着天线代表外星人 而你是... |
| 0:13:12.13, |
What? Illegal? |
怎样 非法移民吗 |
| 0:13:13.65, |
Because of the color of my skin? |
就因为我的肤色吗 |
| 0:13:15.71, |
Why don't I dump your baby in your gas tank? |
我干脆把你的宝宝扔进这煤气罐里吧 |
| 0:13:18.57, |
Gloria! Uh, no hard feelings, please. |
歌洛莉亚 别这样 请别介意 |
| 0:13:20.50, |
Just enjoy the party, okay? |
尽情享受你的派对 好吗 |
| 0:13:23.12, |
First of all, relax. We're at a party. |
首先 放轻松 我们在派对上呢 |
| 0:13:24.74, |
Secondly, you've been deported twice. |
其次 你已经被驱逐出境两次 |
| 0:13:27.06, |
You're not allowed to be that defensive. |
你不能再这么敏感了 |
| 0:13:29.59, |
What is it with me lately? |
我最近是怎么了 |
| 0:13:31.40, |
Manny's right. I'm such a hothead. |
曼尼是对的 我真是个暴脾气 |
| 0:13:33.30, |
It happens. You're pregnant. |
这是难免的 你怀孕了 |
| 0:13:36.07, |
That's what it is, isn't it? |
就是这个原因 对吗 |
| 0:13:37.86, |
It's the baby. It's angry in there. |
因为这个宝宝 他在里面生闷气 |
| 0:13:41.32, |
- No! - Yes! |
不是的-就是 |
| 0:13:42.60, |
You just said it yourself. I have changed. |
你刚刚自己说的 我变了 |
| 0:13:45.95, |
I have an angry baby inside of me making me do bad things! |
我肚子里有个愤怒的娃 逼着我干坏事 |
| 0:13:48.79, |
It's just hormones. |
荷尔蒙而已 |
| 0:13:50.54, |
It's your mama bear instinct kicking in. |
是你的熊妈妈本能在发作 |
| 0:13:50.83, |
[熊妈妈异常护犊子 |
所以把情绪激烈的孕期母亲称作熊妈妈] |
| 0:13:52.24, |
And that's a good thing, |
不是什么坏事 |
| 0:13:53.10, |
because that means you're gonna be a great mom--again. |
因为这说明你会是一个好母亲 第二次 |
| 0:13:58.49, |
Do you really think so? |
你真这么想 |
| 0:13:59.47, |
You got a lucky little kid in there. |
你肚里的娃真幸运 |
| 0:14:00.91, |
He's got a mom who's not gonna let anyone harm him. |
他的妈妈可不会让任何人伤害他 |
| 0:14:04.32, |
Or her. |
或她 |
| 0:14:06.30, |
Or--or him. |
希望是儿子 |
| 0:14:07.51, |
Trick-or-treat. |
不给糖果就捣蛋 |
| 0:14:13.69, |
Go ahead. |
去吧 |
| 0:14:14.97, |
You better run! |
你们最好跑快点 |
| 0:14:19.12, |
Oh, my gosh, |
我的天呐 |
| 0:14:19.65, |
Is that the most precious thing you've ever seen? |
看看多萌啊 |
| 0:14:21.53, |
Oh, my god. |
我的天 |
| 0:14:23.56, |
Do you know other princesses? |
你还认识其他公主吗 |
| 0:14:25.67, |
Trust me. I know lots. |
相信我 我认识一大堆呢 |
| 0:14:27.07, |
Okay. Bedtime. |
好了 该睡觉了 |
| 0:14:28.23, |
Oh, no, it's not that late. |
别 没那么晚 |
| 0:14:29.65, |
Do you know my mom? She's a princess. |
你认识我妈妈吗 她就是个公主 |
| 0:14:32.40, |
She's exhausted. |
她累坏了 |
| 0:14:33.32, |
She's not making sense. She's so tired. |
说胡话呢 她太累了 |
| 0:14:35.16, |
Daddy, you told me! |
爸爸 是你跟我说的 |
| 0:14:36.71, |
What is she talking about, Mitchell? |
她说什么呢 米奇尔 |
| 0:14:38.24, |
My real mom. She is, right? |
我的亲身母亲 她是公主 对吧 |
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Okay, I think we need to have a little talk. |
好了 我想我们需要谈谈 |
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Sam, do you notice how slim Cam's getting? |
萨姆 注意到小卡变苗条了没 |
| 0:14:45.37, |
Nice try. I will be back for that answer. |
少来 等我回来再听你的回答 |
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This isn't gonna work, Claire... |
没用的 克莱尔 |
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cause I know you're here. |
我知道你在这儿 |
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What's the plan, anyway? |
打算怎么吓我呀 |
| 0:15:00.44, |
You gonna pop out at me? |
冷不丁蹦出来吗 |
| 0:15:02.39, |
It's gonna take more than that to scare this-- |
要想吓到我这还差得远 |
| 0:15:03.96, |
- Hello?! - Hi! |
有人吗-嗨 |
| 0:15:05.72, |
Is the house still open? |
还能看房吗 |
| 0:15:06.99, |
Oh, yes! Yes! I'll be right down. |
能 是的 我马上下来 |
| 0:15:09.59, |
Claire, this is serious! I have a job! |
克莱尔 别闹了 我有工作 |
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Not that you don't. You work 24/7 |
并不是说你没工作 你全年无休 |
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and you don't get half the appreciation you deserve. |
得到的回报远少于付出的 |
| 0:15:15.26, |
Can we talk about this later? |
但我们能过会再说不 |
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As you potential buyers can see, |
如你们潜在买家所见 |
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This is a, uh, a beautiful home. |
这是 一座漂亮的房子 |
| 0:15:21.59, |
What's behind here? |
这后面是什么 |
| 0:15:22.39, |
Oh, I wouldn't go in there! |
是我就不过去 |
| 0:15:24.29, |
Unless you love formal dining rooms. |
除非你们喜欢正式餐厅 |
| 0:15:28.60, |
- Honey, look at this. - I'm in the kitchen. |
-亲爱的 瞧瞧这个 -在厨房呢 |
| 0:15:30.23, |
Oh, we should probably stay together. |
我们最好呆在一起 |
| 0:15:32.78, |
Come on, Sheila. |
赶紧的 希拉 |
| 0:15:34.55, |
- Phil, one question. Are these-- - Wait, wait. |
-菲尔 问个问题 这些是 -等等 |
| 0:15:35.86, |
I just love to see people's reactions |
我超爱看人们的反应 |
| 0:15:37.68, |
When I show them-- |
当我向他们展示 |
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So much storage. What? It's crazy! |
如此大的存储空间 靠 太疯狂了 |
| 0:15:42.08, |
I think you guys will find that this house |
我想你们会发现这所房子 |
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is full of so many... delightful surprises |
惊喜重重 |
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That you'll be happy here for-- |
你们会很高兴... |
| 0:15:48.43, |
- Oh, my god! - I don't know her! |
我的天呐-那人我不认识 |
| 0:15:50.56, |
Is this the original tub? |
这是原装浴缸吗 |
| 0:15:52.02, |
What? Yes, it is. |
什么 是的 |
| 0:15:54.15, |
It is, uh, the original tub. |
它是 原装浴缸 |
| 0:15:55.80, |
Um, original fixtures, beveled mirror, |
原始夹具 斜面镜 |
| 0:15:58.09, |
Just a-a huge stall shower. |
有个宽敞的淋浴隔间就足够了 |
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If you guys would, uh, want to have a party. |
如果你们将 想搞个派对的话 |
| 0:16:01.96, |
I'm kidding, of course. |
我开玩笑呢 |
| 0:16:03.18, |
But, um, just a house with a real personality. |
这是座 个性鲜明的房子 |
| 0:16:09.78, |
We'll be right in, sweetie. |
我们马上就来 甜心 |
| 0:16:11.56, |
We agreed to tell Lily about her mother together, |
我们说好要一起告诉莉莉她娘的事 |
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wearing calming earth tones, |
一起穿着大地色有镇静作用的衣服 |
| 0:16:14.64, |
and we agreed to tell her the truth. |
而且我们说好要告诉她真相的 |
| 0:16:16.50, |
I know, but haven't you ever said something dumb to Lily |
我知道 但难道你就从没向莉莉说过 |
| 0:16:18.59, |
that you wish she would just forget? |
任何希望她转眼忘掉的蠢话 |
| 0:16:20.01, |
This isn't about me. Let's just fix this. |
别扯上我 赶紧解决这事吧 |
| 0:16:22.38, |
Okay, great. Although... |
好的 挺好 但是... |
| 0:16:24.99, |
the way you agreed so quickly makes me wonder |
你答应得如此爽快让我不得不怀疑 |
| 0:16:26.44, |
what sort of things you've told her. |
你又对莉莉说过些什么 |
| 0:16:28.03, |
I may have told her her fibs kills birds. |
我可能告诉过她说谎会害死小鸟 |
| 0:16:30.37, |
Wow. We're coming back to that one. |
你真行 等下再来谈这事 |
| 0:16:33.92, |
Oh, hi, princess. |
嗨 公主 |
| 0:16:35.17, |
Hey, Lil. Could we talk to you for a second? |
乖女儿 能说个小话不 |
| 0:16:37.53, |
Am I in trouble? |
我闯祸了吗 |
| 0:16:38.79, |
Oh, gosh, no. Of course not, sweetie. |
我的天 没有 当然不是 甜心 |
| 0:16:41.93, |
Um... Well, do you remember how we used to tell you |
你还记得我们过去老跟你说 |
| 0:16:44.56, |
there was a heaven for all the flowers that die? |
枯萎的花会到达天堂的事吗 |
| 0:16:46.78, |
What do you mean, "used to"? |
过去老说是神马意思 |
| 0:16:47.95, |
Sorry, I let it slip. We'll deal with it later. |
抱歉 说漏嘴鸟 过会儿再谈 |
| 0:16:49.78, |
Much much are you not telling me? |
乃到底瞒着我多少事 |
| 0:16:51.19, |
Why are you talking like this? |
乃们为什么这么说话 |
| 0:16:53.32, |
Daddies took a little side trip. |
爸爸们刚说岔了 |
| 0:16:54.35, |
- Sorry, sweetie. - Um, so sometimes, uh, |
-不好意思 甜心 -有时候 |
| 0:16:57.41, |
we tell you things like that to make you feel better. |
我们说一些话只是想让你高兴 |
| 0:17:00.38, |
And I might have done the same thing |
当我告诉你你妈妈是公主时 |
| 0:17:03.15, |
when I told you that your mom is a princess. |
也只是想让你高兴 |
| 0:17:06.81, |
So she's not? |
那她不是公主 |
| 0:17:10.10, |
Well, you know what? |
你知道吗 |
| 0:17:11.44, |
- She might be. - She might be. |
她可能是-可能是的 |
| 0:17:13.44, |
But we can't know for sure, honey, |
但我们不能肯定 宝贝 |
| 0:17:15.17, |
Because... well, we don't know where she is |
因为 我们不知道她在哪里 |
| 0:17:18.83, |
Or... what she's doing. |
或是 她在做什么 |
| 0:17:21.39, |
B-but what--what we do know |
但我们知道的是 |
| 0:17:22.78, |
is that she loved you very, very much... |
她非常非常爱你 |
| 0:17:24.70, |
And she knew that she couldn't take care of you, |
她知道自己没法好好照顾你 |
| 0:17:26.40, |
so she made sure that you went |
所以她让你来到了 |
| 0:17:28.49, |
with the most loving family she could find. |
她能找到的最有爱的家庭 |
| 0:17:31.90, |
And that's how the three of us became a family. |
所以我们三个人组成了一个家 |
| 0:17:34.58, |
Does that make sense, sweetie? |
这样说你能接受吗 亲爱的 |
| 0:17:37.28, |
Do you have any questions for us? |
你有问题要问我们吗 |
| 0:17:39.05, |
Why did you say a fib and kill a bird? |
你们为什么要说谎 害死一只鸟 |
| 0:17:45.32, |
I noticed you walking in with your wife earlier. |
我刚才注意到你和你太太一起来的 |
| 0:17:47.31, |
She's stunning. |
她好漂亮 |
| 0:17:48.23, |
You know my favorite part of that compliment? |
知道你这句恭维话里我最喜欢什么吗 |
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You knew she was my wife. |
你认为她是我太太 |
| 0:17:50.81, |
Half the world thinks she's my daughter. |
全世界一半的人认为她是我女儿 |
| 0:17:52.61, |
Well, if you ask me, she's a lucky girl. |
要我说 幸运的是她 |
| 0:17:55.14, |
Bummer for me, though. |
对我来说就不幸了 |
| 0:17:56.46, |
Handsomest man in here, and he's taken. |
大帅哥在这里 却已经名草有主了 |
| 0:17:58.80, |
I'll bet you do all right with the boys. |
我敢肯定你的追求者不少 |
| 0:18:01.82, |
I do. |
的确 |
| 0:18:03.25, |
It's the men I'm interested in. |
而我感兴趣的是你 |
| 0:18:04.88, |
You just put it all right out there, don't you? |
看来你是个很直接的人啊 |
| 0:18:06.57, |
I always try to hold a little something back. |
我一直想尝试含蓄些 |
| 0:18:10.79, |
Oh, my gosh. |
我的天 |
| 0:18:11.56, |
No, no, no, no, no, no. Leave him. |
别过去 别管他们 |
| 0:18:13.47, |
- No, but you know that's a-- - I know. He needs this. |
可你知道这是...-知道 他需要这个 |
| 0:18:16.13, |
Okay. |
好吧 |
| 0:18:16.59, |
- It was great meeting you, Jay. - You, too, Sam. |
-很高兴认识你 杰 -我也是 萨姆 |
| 0:18:18.94, |
Wow! Looks like somebody really likes you. |
哇 看来某人很喜欢你啊 |
| 0:18:21.34, |
What can I say? I still got it. |
我能说什么呢 魅力不减当年啊 |
| 0:18:22.93, |
I've been meaning to ask you-- have you lost some weight? |
我一直想问你 你瘦身了吗 |
| 0:18:24.95, |
- Because you look good. - Wow, you have no idea |
你看起来棒极了-你不知道 |
| 0:18:27.41, |
what that means to hear from you, Jay. |
你这句话对我来说多重要 杰 |
| 0:18:29.02, |
Uh, turn it that way. |
抱那边 |
| 0:18:30.70, |
I thought this might cheer you up. |
我觉得这样会让你开心起来 |
| 0:18:32.69, |
Da plane! Da plane! |
灰机 灰机 |
| 0:18:34.94, |
Baby girl! |
宝贝女儿 |
| 0:18:36.60, |
Look you! You even taught her the catchphrase. |
瞧你 连经典词都教给她了 |
| 0:18:38.77, |
Yeah. Jay, have you seen my new tattoo? |
杰 来见见我的新"纹身" |
| 0:18:41.09, |
- Be in touch. - Well, thanks so much for coming. |
再联系-多谢前来 |
| 0:18:42.60, |
- Yeah. Thanks. - Okay. |
多谢-客气了 |
| 0:18:49.01, |
Okay, Claire, they're gone. You can come out now. |
克莱尔 他们走了 你可以出来了 |
| 0:18:53.65, |
Claire? |
克莱尔 |
| 0:18:55.38, |
Honey, I'm sorry I said you weren't scary. |
亲爱的 很抱歉我之前说你不吓人 |
| 0:18:57.76, |
It's been such a long day. |
今天太累了 |
| 0:18:59.36, |
Can we please just go home? |
我们回家好吗 |
| 0:19:07.46, |
All right. I'm leaving without ya. |
好了 我自己走咯 |
| 0:19:27.90, |
So... this remote you know how to use. |
看来 你会用这个遥控器啊 |
| 0:19:47.22, |
Yes? |
喂 |
| 0:19:47.77, |
Phil, where are you? |
菲尔 你在哪里 |
| 0:19:49.34, |
Claire? Where are you? |
克莱尔 你在哪里 |
| 0:19:51.77, |
I came over to scare you, but then I heard you |
我过去吓你 但听到你带那对夫妻 |
| 0:19:53.70, |
showing the house to that couple, |
参观房子 |
| 0:19:55.09, |
so I got out of your way. |
所以我就没妨碍你 |
| 0:19:57.75, |
Are you at home? |
你在家里吗 |
| 0:19:58.66, |
Yeah. I got here ten minutes ago. |
是 我十分钟前就回来了 |
| 0:20:00.71, |
S-so... So you're saying... |
那 那你是说 |
| 0:20:04.04, |
This call isn't coming from inside the house? |
这通电话不是从这间房子里打来的 |
| 0:20:07.34, |
What are you talking about? Just get home. |
你说什么呢 快回家吧 |
| 0:20:08.95, |
The kids and I are hungry. |
孩子们和我都饿了 |
| 0:20:10.42, |
Yeah, hurry up, dad. |
快点 爸 |
| 0:20:11.69, |
We miss you! |
我们想你 |
| 0:20:14.51, |
Miss you, too, buddy. |
我也想你 小老弟 |
| 0:20:53.42, |
Trick-or-treat! |
不给糖就捣蛋 |
| 0:20:58.11, |
I wasn't really that scared. |
其实我也没那么害怕啦 |
| 0:21:03.38, |
Okay. |
好吧怕死了 |
| 0:21:12.06, |
Hey, you never told me if you hit those kids with that egg. |
你还没说你有没有用蛋砸到那些小子 |
| 0:21:14.44, |
They blended into the crowd, |
他们混进了人群 |
| 0:21:15.58, |
but there was a slow one with them. |
但有个动作慢的 |
| 0:21:17.62, |
He couldn't run so fast, |
他跑不快 |
| 0:21:18.72, |
and I nailed him pretty good. |
所以我好好地用蛋给他洗了下 |
| 0:21:21.28, |
- I warned you. - Okay, Reuben. |
我警告过你的-好啦 罗本 |
| 0:21:23.62, |
Where are your cool friends now? |
你那些酷朋友现在去哪里了 |
| 0:21:25.22, |
Not q-tipping your ear, that's for sure. |
没用棉签替你清洗耳朵 这是肯定的 |
| 0:21:27.17, |
Okay, Reuben. |
得了 罗本 |
| 0:21:28.98, |
This is why I never hang out with cool kids. |
这就是我不和酷孩子混在一起的原因 |
| 0:21:30.82, |
Yeah, you rejected them, |
是啊 是你拒绝了他们 |
| 0:21:32.40, |
Shortly after you and your mom |
就在你和你妈在达人秀上 |
| 0:21:33.44, |
roller danced at the talent show. |
表演滚轴溜冰舞之后 |
| 0:21:35.08, |
Oh... we were robbed. |
我家被烧了缺钱 |
| 0:21:36.38, |
Couldn't have been the song you picked. |
反正跟你们选的歌一点关系都没有 |
| 0:21:37.81, |
Wind beneath my w-- Ow! |
《翼下之风》 痛 |
