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0,0:00:02.51,	Hmm. Some news of our wedding.
	宣布一个我俩婚礼的新消息
0,0:00:04.16,	I have sent you all
	我已经给你们所有人发了电子邮件
0,0:00:05.35,	a "Save the date" E-mail.
	主题是“空出这天档期”
0,0:00:06.82,	Oh, exciting. You guys picked a date?
	好激动你们选好日子了吗
0,0:00:08.45,	Better. I picked 80 dates.
	更牛我选了八十个日子
0,0:00:10.72,	And I need you
	而且我想让你们
0,0:00:11.75,	to save them all until we narrow it down.
	空出这八十天的档期直到我们缩小范围
0,0:00:13.86,	I thought we agreed on June 15.
	我以为我们定到六月十五日了
0,0:00:16.53,	That's the day after Flag Day.
	那前一天有《旗帜趣谈》
0,0:00:18.49,	Everyone'll be partied out.
	大家都会嗨过头的
0,0:00:21.90,	It's a date-- just pick one.
	只是一个日期而已赶紧定一个
0,0:00:24.20,	It's not just a date-- it's a textbook optimization problem.
	它不只是个日期还是一个教科书式的优化问题
0,0:00:26.77,	There is a perfect date-- just like there's
	存在一个最优的日子就像有
0,0:00:28.94,	a perfect room temperature and a perfect dessert.
	最优的室内温度和最优的甜点
0,0:00:31.54,	Mm. There's no perfect dessert.
	没有最优的甜点
0,0:00:33.38,	Yellow cake in the shape of a dinosaur
	洒有巧克力糖霜的
0,0:00:35.01,	with chocolate frosting, a scoop of vanilla ice cream
	恐龙造型的黄蛋糕旁边有一勺香草冰淇淋
0,0:00:36.98,	on the side, not touching.
	不能碰上蛋糕
0,0:00:39.01,	You'll see.
	你会明白的
0,0:00:39.95,	You'll have it at our wedding.
	你会在我们的婚礼上吃到
0,0:00:42.99,	You wanna bet?
	想打赌吗
0,0:00:46.05,	You give me
	给我足够的时间
0,0:00:47.06,	enough time, I can do the same thing
	我能在挑选婚礼日期问题上
0,0:00:48.06,	with a wedding date-- it needs to be on the weekend,
	找到最优解它应该在周末
0,0:00:49.93,	uh, not near any of your birthdays,
	不靠近你们任何人的生日
0,0:00:51.76,	or the weekend of Comic Con.
	不靠近动漫展周末
0,0:00:53.16,	Ooh, you could get married at Comic Con.
	你可以在动漫展上结婚
0,0:00:54.96,	No!
	不行
0,0:00:57.47,	We just need a weekend date
	我们只需要找
0,0:00:58.83,	that's completely boring and uneventful.
	一个完全无聊的平凡的周末
0,0:01:00.44,	Too bad you didn't get your ducks in a row,
	没把婚礼的一切都准备好太可惜了
0,0:01:02.84,	cause tonight would have been perfect.
	因为今晚就很符合
0,0:01:06.25,	Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
	宇宙最初并不大高温高密乱如麻
0,0:01:09.53,	Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait.
	一百四十亿年前突如其来大爆炸等一下
0,0:01:13.53,	The Earth began to cool,
	地球开始降温啦
0,0:01:14.88,	The autotrophs began to drool,
	自养生物霸天下
0,0:01:16.30,	Neanderthals developed tools,
	穴居人民有文化
0,0:01:17.89,	We built a wall, we built the pyramids,
	我们建造古长城我们建造金字塔
0,0:01:19.76,	Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
	数学科学和历史揭开神秘的面纱
0,0:01:23.02,	That all started with the big bang!
	世间之万物源于大爆炸
0,0:01:24.52,	生活大爆炸
	第十一季第三集
0,0:01:25.49,	# The Big Bang Theory 11x03 # The
	《生活大爆炸》第十一季第三集
0,0:01:25.98,

0,0:01:40.08,	Good morning.
	早上好
0,0:01:42.48,	Good morning.
	早上好
0,0:01:43.85,	I know today is Apple Jacks day, but... we're all out.
	我知道今天是杰克苹果麦片日但已经吃完了
0,0:01:47.19,	That's fine. I'll have anything.
	没关系我吃什么都行
0,0:01:49.79,	Really?
	真的吗
0,0:01:51.56,	Yeah. You know...
	嗯你懂的
0,0:01:53.79,	whatev.
	都可
0,0:01:56.60,	Whatev?
	“都可”
0,0:01:58.13,	I like this side of you.
	我喜欢你这样子
0,0:02:00.10,	You know what I like?
	你知道我喜欢什么吗
0,0:02:02.00,	Smooth jazz.
	柔和爵士风
0,0:02:26.56,	Hey, just a reminder--
	就是提醒你一下
0,0:02:27.89,	I'm going out for drinks after work.
	我下班后要出去喝一杯
0,0:02:29.13,	Oh. Great.
	好极了
0,0:02:30.20,	Just a reminder-- you're pregnant.
	就是提醒你一下你怀孕了
0,0:02:32.90,	I'm not drinking, just taking a new coworker out.
	我不喝酒就是带一个新同事出去玩玩
0,0:02:36.30,	Oh. Just a reminder-- you're married.
	就是提醒你一下你已婚
0,0:02:40.44,	Female coworker.
	是女同事啦
0,0:02:42.24,	She's new in town, and I want to make her feel welcome.
	她初来乍到我想欢迎她一下
0,0:02:44.61,	And let her know the office is full of liars
	让她知道办公室里充斥着骗子
0,0:02:46.91,	before everyone tells her I'm mean.
	在大家告诉她我很刻薄之前
0,0:02:49.65,	Is she single?
	她单身吗
0,0:02:51.25,	I'm not setting her up with Raj.
	我不会撮合她和拉什
0,0:02:53.75,	- What about Stuart? - Are you listening?
	斯图尔特怎么样-你在听吗
0,0:02:55.09,	I want her to think I'm not mean.
	我想让她知道我不是坏人
0,0:02:58.12,	Okay. Well, it's just...
	好吧只是
0,0:02:59.96,	we have two single friends.
	我们有两个单身的朋友
0,0:03:02.03,	Howie, I just met this woman.
	华仔我才刚认识这个女生
0,0:03:04.23,	Why don't I wait a little and get to know her?
	我何不先了解她一下
0,0:03:06.97,	Maybe I won't like her, and then I'd be happy
	或许我不会喜欢她那样我就很乐意
0,0:03:09.20,	to ruin her life with Stuart or Raj.
	让斯图尔特或拉什毁掉她的生活
0,0:03:12.21,	That's all I ask.
	这正是我想要的
0,0:03:17.51,	So, you guys lived with Sheldon for a long time...
	你们和谢尔顿在一起住了很长时间
0,0:03:19.55,	- Long time. - So very long.
	很长时间-太长太长了
0,0:03:23.22,	By the way, congratulations again on your engagement.
	对了再次祝贺你们订婚
0,0:03:25.39,	Yeah. You got a good one.
	是啊你得到佳人了
0,0:03:28.76,	Thanks. So, it's strange,
	谢谢有件事很奇怪
0,0:03:30.39,	Sheldon was talking in his sleep last night,
	谢尔顿昨晚睡觉的时候说梦话了
0,0:03:32.86,	and he seemed like a totally different person.
	看起来像一个完全不同的人
0,0:03:35.33,	He was relaxed and...
	很放松
0,0:03:37.40,	loose and calm.
	随意而深沉
0,0:03:39.53,	Well, Sheldon's a complicated man.
	谢尔顿是一个多面的人
0,0:03:41.53,	He said "Whatev."
	他说了“都可”
0,0:03:43.07,	Give him a brain scan-- that might be a tumor.
	快给他做脑部扫描可能长肿瘤了
0,0:03:46.04,	Well, I think the wedding planning
	我觉得婚礼筹备
0,0:03:48.37,	is really stressful for him, and that can trigger sleep talking.
	给他太大压力都让他开始说梦话了
0,0:03:51.74,	Well, maybe this is a part of Sheldon's personality
	或许这是谢尔顿人格中
0,0:03:53.61,	he's been repressing.
	一直被压抑的部分
0,0:03:55.01,	I mean, I think we dream about things
	我觉得人梦到的事
0,0:03:56.62,	we wish we could be in real life.
	都是现实生活中的愿望
0,0:03:58.32,	Really? What do you dream about?
	真的吗你平常做什么梦
0,0:04:00.09,	Oh. Uh... being the wife of Leonard.
	呃啊成为莱纳德的妻子
0,0:04:03.39,	Mostly that.
	基本上是这种梦
0,0:04:06.69,	I choose to believe you.
	我选择相信你
0,0:04:09.50,	Well, as much as we've studied the brain, there's still a lot
	尽管人们对大脑做了很多研究但关于梦及其功能
0,0:04:11.86,	we don't know about dreams and their function.
	仍有许多是人类不知道的
0,0:04:13.47,	You know, even psychologists are divided on it.
	甚至心理学家都有分歧
0,0:04:15.50,	Mm, it's true-- Freud thought dreams were about sex,
	这倒是真的弗洛伊德认为梦跟性有关
0,0:04:17.84,	Adler thought they were about dominance...
	阿德勒认为梦跟支配有关
0,0:04:19.23,	Then again,
	再说一遍
0,0:04:20.01,	mine are just about being married to this little guy.
	我的梦就是嫁给这个小只男
0,0:04:23.81,	Well, now it's just edging into mockery.
	现在越来越像讽刺了
0,0:04:29.55,	Well, moving to a new city was a little scary,
	搬到一个新城市来是有一点忐忑
0,0:04:32.19,	but the job seems great.
	但这份工作看起来很棒
0,0:04:33.65,	Everyone's really nice.
	大家都很好
0,0:04:35.12,	Oh, they are. Super nice.
	没错超级好
0,0:04:37.02,	I mean, only one them took you out tonight--
	只有其中一个今晚带你出来
0,0:04:39.26,	but it's not a competition.
	但这也不是什么比赛
0,0:04:41.36,	Thanks again.
	再次感谢
0,0:04:42.60,	You know, we could have gone somewhere
	我们也可以去
0,0:04:44.60,	more pregnancy-friendly.
	更适宜孕妇的地方
0,0:04:46.70,	Oh, it's okay. One of the great things
	没关系怀孕的好处之一
0,0:04:48.53,	about being pregnant is drinking cranberry juice
	就是一边用酒杯喝蔓越莓汁
0,0:04:50.70,	out of a wineglass and watching people freak out.
	一边看人们抓狂
0,0:04:53.81,	Bernie!
	伯妮
0,0:04:56.31,	Oh, damn.
	糟糕
0,0:04:59.15,	Hey! What are the odds?
	真是巧啊
0,0:05:02.05,	Yeah, seren-frickin'-dipity.
	是啊机缘你奶奶的巧合
0,0:05:05.55,	Hello.
	你好
0,0:05:06.69,	Rajesh.-Stuart.
	我是拉杰什-我是斯图尔特
0,0:05:08.49,	Hi. Ruchi.
	你好我是鲁琪
0,0:05:09.32,	Ruchi is my coworker.
	鲁琪是我的同事
0,0:05:11.32,	But that was probably in your briefing packet.
	这个信息可能已经在你们的档案袋里了
0,0:05:20.60,	Hi.
	嗨
0,0:05:21.93,	Hello.
	哈啰
0,0:05:23.24,	What's wrong?
	咋了
0,0:05:24.57,	Well, I found the perfect wedding date.
	我找到完美结婚日了
0,0:05:27.11,	- That's terrific! - No, it's not.
	太好了-不好
0,0:05:28.78,	It was May 19, 1996.
	是一九九六年五月十九日
0,0:05:33.71,	We would have had a lovely wedding.
	我们本可以有一个可爱的婚礼
0,0:05:35.38,	And our honeymoon would have coincided
	而且蜜月恰逢
0,0:05:36.95,	with the first appearance of the Hale-Bopp comet.
	海尔波普彗星首次出现
0,0:05:40.59,	Sheldon, you were 16.
	谢尔顿你那时才十六岁
0,0:05:41.99,	And in Texas-- no one would have batted an eye.
	在德克萨斯没人会介意哪怕一丁点儿
0,0:05:44.89,	Oh, wait, it's no good.
	等等不好
0,0:05:46.49,	That's the day that Jon Pertwee, the third Doctor Who, died.
	那是第三任神秘博士乔·帕特维去世的日子
0,0:05:49.20,	And it's in the past.
	而且这是过去的一天
0,0:05:50.56,	Hey-hey, I said it's no good-- just let it go.
	我说了这天不行别计较了
0,0:05:53.00,	Sheldon...
	谢尔顿
0,0:05:54.73,	I appreciate you trying to make this wedding perfect,
	我很感激你努力让婚礼完美
0,0:05:57.77,	but it's making you miserable.
	但这件事折磨得你痛苦不堪
0,0:06:00.07,	No, the wedding isn't making me miserable,
	不婚礼没有折磨我
0,0:06:02.28,	the calendar is.
	折磨我的是日历
0,0:06:03.44,	Why can't there just be one week each month
	为什么每个月不能有一周
0,0:06:05.81,	for famous people to die?
	名人集中去世
0,0:06:08.41,	Well, they've already arranged to die in threes--
	他们已经计划好了一次死三个
0,0:06:10.52,	what more do you want from them?
	你还想他们怎么样
0,0:06:12.65,	This is so frustrating. Why can't I find a perfect date?
	太悲催了为什么我找不到一个完美的日子
0,0:06:16.12,	I found the perfect way to say hi to cowboys.
	我曾找到跟牛仔打招呼的最优方法
0,0:06:20.83,	I'm just saying maybe there's a part of you deep down that...
	我是说或许你意识深处
0,0:06:24.16,	just wants to relax a little, you know?
	想休息休息
0,0:06:26.73,	Kick back.
	放松放松
0,0:06:28.13,	Say, "Whatev."
	说一句“都可”
0,0:06:30.64,	Whatev?
	都可
0,0:06:33.14,	I'm sorry, you're really not gonna finish that word?
	抱歉你真的不打算好好说完这个词吗
0,0:06:35.64,	I-I'm just trying to make a point...
	我只是想表达
0,0:06:38.01,	Finish the word, Amy.
	说完那个词艾米
0,0:06:39.48,	Fine. Er.
	好吧以
0,0:06:42.78,	Er, er, er.
	以以以
0,0:06:43.88,	Thank you.
	谢谢
0,0:06:44.95,	Only now you owe me three more whatevs.
	现在你欠我三个“都可”了
0,0:06:49.89,	Oh, you were born in Trivandrum.
	你出生在特里凡得琅
0,0:06:52.09,	Have you ever been to the Kuthira Malika Palace?
	你去过库斯拉马丽卡宫殿吗
0,0:06:55.06,	No, I haven't.
	没有
0,0:06:56.33,	Me, either. What a small world.
	我也没去过世界真小啊
0,0:07:00.17,	I've also never been there.
	我也从没去过
0,0:07:01.90,	I've never been lots of places.
	我没去过很多地方
0,0:07:03.67,	Go on, quiz me.
	继续考我
0,0:07:05.74,	I'm sorry, we're being rude talking about India.
	抱歉我们聊印度对你来说有点无礼
0,0:07:08.27,	Oh, yeah, you know, if you and Bernadette
	是啊如果你和伯纳黛特
0,0:07:10.04,	want to talk about America, that's cool with us.
	想聊美国我俩没问题
0,0:07:12.18,	Here, let me get you started.
	让我起个头
0,0:07:13.68,	Hamburgers. Am I right?
	汉堡包切题吧
0,0:07:18.18,	So, what do you guys do?
	你们做什么工作
0,0:07:19.92,	Well, I am an astrophysicist,
	我是一个天体物理学家
0,0:07:21.89,	so if you ever go out at night and look up at the stars,
	如果你在夜晚出去仰望星空
0,0:07:25.56,	that's kind of my office.
	那就相当于我的办公室
0,0:07:28.33,	He sells comic books to children.
	他卖漫画书给孩子
0,0:07:31.43,	Actually,
	实际上
0,0:07:32.87,	I own my own store. Uh, I-if you'd like
	我有自己的店如果你愿意
0,0:07:35.23,	to check it out sometime, I'm running a new promotion--
	抽时间去看看我在搞一个新的促销活动
0,0:07:37.97,	buy anything, get taken out for a reasonably priced dinner.
	购买任何东西即可得到一次和店主共进晚餐的机会价格公道
0,0:07:42.11,	Yeah, yeah, Stuart's struggling financially.
	是啊斯图尔特在经济上有些困难
0,0:07:45.28,	But he doesn't let that get him down.
	但他努力不被困难打败
0,0:07:46.88,	He believes in himself.
	他相信自己
0,0:07:47.98,	Even though the whole world has made it clear
	即使全世界都已经表明
0,0:07:50.15,	he should not.
	他不应该相信自己
0,0:07:54.19,	Thank you.
	谢谢
0,0:07:55.99,	A-And, you know, Raj, I think it's great
	拉什我觉得你不再啃老实在是太好了
0,0:07:58.19,	that you no longer live off your parents like a spoiled child.
	那样像个被宠坏的儿童
0,0:08:01.36,	You live over someone's garage like a...
	现在你住在某人的车库
0,0:08:03.86,	failed adult.
	更像个失败的成年人
0,0:08:06.50,	Yeah, well, you live with her.
	你跟她住在一起
0,0:08:09.40,	Oh, it's not like that.
	不是这样的
0,0:08:10.60,	He rents a room from me and my husband.
	他租了我家一个房间
0,0:08:12.74,	Who, by the way, is no prize, either.
	也是个活宝
0,0:08:19.25,	Oh, I don't care.
	我不在意
0,0:08:21.28,	You know me-- I just go with the flow.
	你懂的我就是随波逐流
0,0:08:26.72,	Beach, public pool...
	海滩公共游泳池
0,0:08:29.36,	They both sound awesome.
	听起来都不错
0,0:08:33.59,	On second thought, beach.
	再想想还是选海滩
0,0:08:36.43,	I'd like to befriend a seagull.
	我想跟海鸥做朋友
0,0:08:40.03,	That is crazy.
	简直要疯了
0,0:08:41.90,	Yeah. Will you e-mail that to me?
	是啊你能把录音发电子邮件给我吗
0,0:08:46.17,	Have you played this for him?
	你放给他听了吗
0,0:08:47.81,	No. I'm worried he'll say I violated his privacy.
	没有我担心他会说我侵犯了他的隐私
0,0:08:50.58,	Listen how happy he sounds.
	听听他有多高兴
0,0:08:52.61,	I'm up for anything,
	我怎样都可以
0,0:08:54.71,	as long as I'm with you.
	只要我和你在一起
0,0:08:58.78,	- What are you listening to? - Nothing.
	你们在听什么-没什么
0,0:09:00.99,	Oh, come on, I want to hear.
	得了我想听
0,0:09:04.79,	We don't need GPS.
	我们不需要电子导航
0,0:09:07.36,	Let's just see where the road takes us.
	路延伸到哪儿我们就走到哪儿
0,0:09:11.50,	I see why you turned it off.
	我现在明白你刚才为什么把它关了
0,0:09:13.27,	That guy sounds like an idiot.
	这人听起来像个白痴
0,0:09:16.14,	Honey, that's you.
	宝贝儿这是你自己
0,0:09:17.64,	Don't be silly. My voice is deep and sonorous.
	别瞎说了我的声音深沉雄浑
0,0:09:20.81,	Like a Caucasian James Earl Jones.
	像高加索人版的詹姆斯·厄尔·琼斯一样 [星战中达斯·维达的配音]
0,0:09:25.04,	Luke, I am your father. See?
	“卢克我是你的父亲” 瞧见了吧
0,0:09:28.21,	It is you.
	这就是你
0,0:09:29.62,	I recorded you in your sleep.
	我在你睡觉时候录下来的
0,0:09:32.02,	Oh, look-- a hitchhiker.
	哦快看有个背包客
0,0:09:34.45,	I bet he has some interesting stories.
	他肯定有很多有意思的故事
0,0:09:38.66,	That's me?
	那是我
0,0:09:40.96,	It's you.
	是你
0,0:09:41.96,	So you spied on me in my sleep?
	你在我睡觉的时候监视我
0,0:09:44.86,	Sheldon, I'm sorry.
	谢尔顿我很抱歉
0,0:09:45.97,	You've been doing this every night.
	但你每天晚上都会这样
0,0:09:47.50,	I couldn't help but wonder if it meant something.
	我实在忍不住去想这是不是意味着什么
0,0:09:50.00,	Well, it doesn't.
	什么意思都没有
0,0:09:50.94,	Are you sure?
	你确定吗
0,0:09:52.54,	I mean, the prefrontal cortex regulates impulse control.
	我的意思是人的前额皮质管控我们的情绪和冲动
0,0:09:55.47,	So it's plausible
	所以很有可能
0,0:09:56.78,	that when we're asleep, aspects of our personality
	我们在睡觉的时候那些在性格里被我们压抑的一面
0,0:09:58.91,	that we repress might come out.
	会被展示出来
0,0:10:00.78,	Don't try to put science lipstick on your New Age pig!
	别把科学生拉硬拽到你胡言乱语里
0,0:10:04.62,	And for the record,
	而且不瞒你说
0,0:10:06.29,	you make noises when you sleep, and I've never accused you
	你在睡觉的时候也很吵但我从来没有
0,0:10:08.65,	of repressing your inner chainsaw.
	控诉你压抑你人格里的电锯狂魔
0,0:10:14.39,	If you want me to object at your wedding,
	如果你想让我在你的婚礼上帮你反对
0,0:10:16.36,	just give me one of these.
	就给我些好处
0,0:10:28.98,	This picture of Galactus eating a planet looks like
	这张行星吞噬者吃星球的图片
0,0:10:31.75,	my preggo wife destroying a coffee cake.
	很像我怀孕的老婆正在吞掉一个咖啡蛋糕
0,0:10:36.85,	Oh, yeah, I see it.
	哦没错我看出来了
0,0:10:39.32,	I'm just saying, you should bow out.
	我只是说你应该退出竞争
0,0:10:41.16,	Why should I bow out?
	为什么是我退出
0,0:10:43.03,	Uh, because we all know how this is gonna end.
	因为我们都知道最后的结局
0,0:10:45.39,	That's what my doctor said, too, but I'm still here.
	我的医生也这么说但我不还在这儿吗
0,0:10:51.10,	Okay, look, I think that she and I have more in common.
	好了你想想我觉得我跟她有更多的共同点
0,0:10:55.04,	Because you're Indian?
	因为你是印度人吗
0,0:10:56.97,	So just 'cause she's brown, you get to date her?
	只是因为她有棕色皮肤所以你就能和她约会吗
0,0:10:59.68,	Yes!
	是啊
0,0:11:01.08,	And the next time we meet a woman
	如果下次我遇到一个面色苍白
0,0:11:03.08,	who's pale and cadaver-like, she's all yours.
	像尸体一样的女人我一定不会和你抢
0,0:11:06.88,	Howard, Bernadette was there last night.
	霍华德伯纳黛特昨天也在那
0,0:11:09.42,	Did she say anything when she got home?
	她回家之后说什么了吗
0,0:11:11.35,	Yeah, she said, "Why'd you tell those idiots where I was?
	说了她说你为什么告诉那两个白痴我在哪
0,0:11:14.32,	Thanks a lot."
	谢谢你八辈子祖宗
0,0:11:15.69,	Okay, how about we flip a coin?
	我们来扔硬币怎么样
0,0:11:16.92,	Look, hang on.
	等一下
0,0:11:18.26,	Doesn't this girl get a word in all of this?
	那姑娘难道没说什么吗
0,0:11:20.60,	And isn't that word "No"?
	难道她没对你们说不吗
0,0:11:23.00,	Ruchi said she wanted to hang out with both of us.
	卢琪说她想和我们俩出去玩
0,0:11:25.73,	Why don't we just do that?
	为什么我们不这么做呢
0,0:11:27.20,	Oh, fine. Let's hang out as friends and see what happens.
	好吧那我们就像朋友一样一起出去玩看会发生什么
0,0:11:30.57,	Yeah, and if something grows out of it, just worry about it then.
	对顺其自然随缘应变
0,0:11:33.28,	Also what my doctor said.
	我的医生也这么说过
0,0:11:38.68,	Hey, this isn't your laundry night.
	嗨今天不是你的洗衣日啊
0,0:11:41.72,	I know. Laundry on a Wednesday.
	我知道周三才是洗衣日
0,0:11:44.49,	It's the madness my life has become.
	我的生活已经一团糟了
0,0:11:48.16,	Why is this sleep-talking thing bothering you anyway?
	为什么你对自己说梦话反应这么大
0,0:11:51.13,	It's simple.
	很简单
0,0:11:52.29,	I don't like the idea
	我不喜欢听到这种
0,0:11:53.66,	that my mind might be keeping an entire personality from me.
	我的脑子正在掩饰一个完全不同人格的可能性
0,0:11:56.47,	Dr. Jekyll's other personality was Mr. Hyde.
	杰基尔博士的另一个人格是海德先生
0,0:11:59.24,	Mr. Hyde.
	海德先生
0,0:12:01.07,	Didn't have a postgraduate degree.
	连博士学位都没有
0,0:12:04.71,	Is it possible that you're stressed
	有没有可能是因为
0,0:12:06.61,	because you're scared about getting married?
	你害怕结婚而感到焦虑
0,0:12:08.98,	I mean, it is a big change,
	我的意思是这是个巨大的改变
0,0:12:10.85,	and you're not good with little changes.
	你对很小的改变都适应不了
0,0:12:12.72,	Well, that's nonsense.
	不可能
0,0:12:14.58,	You name one little change I was upset with.
	你说一个我不喜欢的小改变
0,0:12:17.39,	Uh, when they changed the green Skittle from lime to apple.
	当他们把绿色彩虹糖的口味从柠檬变成苹果的时候
0,0:12:21.59,	That is not the rainbow I grew up tasting.
	那不是我从小吃到大的彩虹糖口味
0,0:12:25.26,	All right, fine. Let's start over.
	好吧我们重新讲一次
0,0:12:27.00,	Is it possible
	有没有可能
0,0:12:28.26,	that the sleep-talking is a part of your brain
	你说梦话是因为你的大脑
0,0:12:30.60,	that's telling you everything's gonna be okay
	在告诉你一切都会很好
0,0:12:32.30,	and you just need to relax a little?
	你只需要稍微放松一下
0,0:12:34.37,	So you're proposing that the self is an illusion,
	所以你想说自我的概念只是一个幻像
0,0:12:39.01,	and that we actually have multiple centers
	我们的大脑里面
0,0:12:41.94,	of consciousness that are communicating with one another?
	其实有很多个意识中心在相互交流
0,0:12:46.95,	In laymen's terms, yeah.
	在非专业人士看来是这样的
0,0:12:50.12,	Huh. Interesting.
	嗯有意思
0,0:12:52.32,	So you don't believe there's a Cartesian self
	所以你不相信有一个自我坐标系
0,0:12:54.96,	that underlies the flux of experience?
	隐匿在你人生经历的洪流中
0,0:12:57.49,	Maybe in my twenties, not anymore.
	可能二十多岁的时候会吧现在不信了
0,0:13:01.46,	Okay. Well, assuming you're right,
	好吧那假设你是对的
0,0:13:05.03,	what would you suggest I do?
	你觉得我应该怎么办
0,0:13:07.17,	Well, I would start with something small,
	我会从小事开始
0,0:13:09.14,	see if it makes your life any better.
	看这样会不会使你的生活变好
0,0:13:10.64,	Um, you can learn to meditate, take a yoga class.
	你可以学着冥想上一个瑜伽班
0,0:13:13.98,	Oh. You know, I have always been intrigued by flip-flops.
	哦你知道的我一直对人字拖很感兴趣
0,0:13:20.15,	The official footwear of the laid-back fellow.
	简直就是懒散人士的标配
0,0:13:23.42,	- Okay, sure. - Of course if my feet
	-好啊当然好 -当然如果我的脚
0,0:13:25.65,	are gonna be exposed, I'll need to update my tetanus booster.
	要被暴露在外面我会再打一针加强破伤风疫苗
0,0:13:28.32,	Oh, yeah. Makes sense. Yeah. And while I'm there,
	-哦是啊有道理 -然后既然我都到医院了
0,0:13:30.59,	I may as well get a flu shot and a mole check.
	那就再打个流感疫苗并对我身上的痣做个检查
0,0:13:32.52,	Sure.
	当然了
0,0:13:34.06,	You know, I've never had a mole check.
	你知道吗我从来没检查过我的痣
0,0:13:36.20,	Ooh!
	天啊
0,0:13:38.00,	Well, it's been nice knowing you.
	那能认识你真是幸运
0,0:13:42.67,	Here you go.
	这个给你
0,0:13:44.21,	Thanks.
	谢谢
0,0:13:45.74,	It's too bad Stuart couldn't make it. He seemed fun.
	真遗憾斯图尔特来不了他看起来很有趣
0,0:13:48.34,	Oh, yeah, he is. I love him dearly, yeah.
	哦是啊他很有趣我非常喜欢他
0,0:13:51.25,	Not to say that I don't worry about him.
	但不得不说我还是在担心他
0,0:13:53.78,	What's to worry about?
	担心什么
0,0:13:55.05,	You know what?
	你知道吗
0,0:13:57.09,	I'm talking out of school.
	我还是不在背地里说他坏话了
0,0:14:00.39,	Speaking of which, he's allowed to live near them now.
	说到这他终于被允许住在学校附近了
0,0:14:04.83,	Hey, guys.
	嗨伙计们
0,0:14:06.83,	- Oh, great, Stuart. You're here. - Yeah, Stuart.
	-哦太好了斯图尔特你来了 -是啊斯图尔特
0,0:14:08.66,	Yeah, I did... I didn't think you were gonna make it.
	我我真没想到你能来
0,0:14:10.90,	Mm. I believe that.
	嗯我知道
0,0:14:14.47,	Sorry, guys. It's work. I've got to take it.
	不好意思我要接个电话是工作上的事
0,0:14:16.87,	Oh.
	哦
0,0:14:17.42,	I'm so glad you made it, Stuart.
	我真高兴你来了斯图尔特
0,0:14:19.07,	Oh, yeah, so glad.
	是啊太高兴了
0,0:14:22.08,	I can't believe you went behind my back!
	我不敢相信你背着我来了
0,0:14:24.21,	Which clearly means I want this more!
	这明显表明我比你更想要她
0,0:14:26.65,	You want to play a game of "Who's more desperate" With me?
	你想玩谁比谁更绝望的游戏吗
0,0:14:31.29,	Cause you're in the big leagues now, Bucko.
	你现在已经是领先的一方了
0,0:14:34.56,	L-Look, Ruchi and I are really hitting it off.
	你看卢琪和我聊得很来
0,0:14:36.66,	Please let me just have this one!
	你就成全我这一次吧
0,0:14:38.33,	I'm not going anywhere.
	我哪也不会去的
0,0:14:39.63,	I'm like a fungus you can't get rid of.
	我就像摆脱不了的皮肤病
0,0:14:42.46,	Sorry.
	抱歉
0,0:14:44.03,	So what's going on?
	刚才发生什么了
0,0:14:45.80,	Oh, you just missed Stuart's funny story
	你刚刚错过了斯图尔特治不好
0,0:14:47.67,	about the fungus he can't get rid of.
	皮肤病的小故事
0,0:14:49.94,	Raj didn't tell me about tonight
	拉什没有告诉我今晚的事情
0,0:14:53.28,	so he could be alone with you.
	这样他就能单独和你在一起了
0,0:14:55.31,	Really?
	真的吗
0,0:14:57.21,	That's a little weird.
	听上去有点奇怪
0,0:14:58.58,	Just a little? Because I can work with that.
	只有一点奇怪吗那我就有办法纠正了
0,0:15:01.68,	Look, guys, I'm not interested in dating anyone right now.
	好了同志们我现在不想跟任何人约会
0,0:15:05.22,	I'm just looking to make some friends.
	我就想交一些朋友
0,0:15:07.52,	Yeah, I totally understand.
	是啊我完全理解
0,0:15:09.22,	But if you were gonna date someone,
	但是如果你想开始约会的话
0,0:15:10.96,	would it be me or Stuart?
	我和斯图尔特谁更有胜算
0,0:15:12.96,	I think I'm gonna go.
	我还是先走吧
0,0:15:15.26,	Uh, uh, uh, uh, Ruchi, I'm sorry.
	啊啊啊啊卢琪真抱歉
0,0:15:18.47,	If you still want to hang out as friends, I'd like that.
	如果你还想作为朋友和我出来的话我会很高兴
0,0:15:21.34,	Thanks, Stuart. I'd like that, too.
	谢谢斯图尔特我也很乐意
0,0:15:26.38,	And the fungus is under the toenail.
	现在皮肤病已经长到脚趾甲盖底下了
0,0:15:43.53,	Hello.
	哈啰
0,0:15:45.89,	Hey.
	嗨
0,0:15:48.90,	So, um, I, uh...
	嗯那个我
0,0:15:52.90,	I got flip-flops.
	我买了人字拖
0,0:15:56.17,	Good for you.
	很棒
0,0:15:58.37,	Oh, my God, what happened?!
	天啊发生什么了
0,0:16:00.54,	After I got the flip-flops,
	我买完人字拖之后
0,0:16:02.78,	I realized that the tops of my feet were exposed, so, um,
	我发现我的脚面被暴露在阳光下
0,0:16:06.62,	I-I put on some sunscreen,
	我就涂了防晒霜
0,0:16:08.52,	which caused my feet to become slippery.
	这让我的脚变得很滑
0,0:16:10.99,	And predictably, one of them fell off
	自然而然的一只人字拖就掉了
0,0:16:13.69,	and went down a sewer grate.
	滑进了下水道里
0,0:16:15.79,	Now, normally, I would have walked away,
	正常来讲我应该直接走掉
0,0:16:18.56,	but this is a new, laid-back me, so,
	但这是个新的懒汉版本的我
0,0:16:22.66,	instead of getting upset, I just reached down to grab it.
	所以我没有沮丧而是趴在地上去试图去够它
0,0:16:26.30,	That's when I touched something furry...
	然后我就摸到了一个毛乎乎的
0,0:16:31.81,	...which I'm telling myself was a damp toupee.
	我告诉自己那只是一个潮湿的假发
0,0:16:37.48,	When the toupee licked my hand...
	但那个假发舔了我的手
0,0:16:44.19,	...I screamed and hopped down the street
	我就尖叫着跑了一路
0,0:16:47.19,	on my remaining flip-flop.
	穿着我仅剩的一只人字拖
0,0:16:49.26,	Can I just ask...?
	我能问一下
0,0:16:51.07,	No, this is a long story.
	不能这个故事很长
0,0:16:52.69,	Why don't we please save your questions till the end?
	你还是等我讲完再问吧
0,0:16:55.93,	So, I-I finally came upon a bus bench
	之后我终于找到了一个等公交的长椅
0,0:16:58.87,	where I sat and removed one of my shirts
	我坐在上面脱掉一件T恤衫
0,0:17:01.70,	and, uh, fashioned it into a makeshift shoe.
	然后做成了时髦的临时鞋子
0,0:17:06.14,	Not a waterproof shoe.
	可惜不防水
0,0:17:07.71,	That is relevant to the next part of my story.
	这点和我接下来的故事有关
0,0:17:11.15,	The ankle-deep puddle of warm apple juice.
	我踩进了淹过脚踝的热苹果汁水坑
0,0:17:16.39,	Apple juice?
	苹果汁
0,0:17:19.76,	Maybe, maybe not.
	可能是可能不是
0,0:17:24.09,	I'm telling myself a lot of things, Amy.
	我让自己相信了很多事情艾米
0,0:17:27.93,	What happened to your other flip-flop?
	你另一只人字拖怎么样了
0,0:17:31.63,	Oh, well, that involves
	哦那就有关
0,0:17:33.60,	what I am telling myself was a... melted candy bar.
	我使自己相信融化糖果棒的事情了
0,0:17:42.74,	Okay. I-I'm sorry.
	好吧我我很为你难过
0,0:17:44.91,	Is there anything I can do to help?
	有什么我能帮忙的吗
0,0:17:47.52,	Yes. I want you to be in charge of our wedding.
	有我想把婚礼全部让你负责
0,0:17:52.52,	Just you tell me where and when,
	就告诉我时间地点
0,0:17:54.42,	and I will show up with a boutonniere
	我就会带着胸花
0,0:17:56.49,	and close-toed shoes and a...
	穿着不露脚趾头的鞋
0,0:17:58.86,	a Star Trek uniform underneath my tuxedo.
	里面穿星际迷航的制服外面罩着西服出现
0,0:18:04.20,	That last part is non-negotiable.
	最后那个部分没得商量
0,0:18:07.34,	Are you sure that's what you want?
	你确定你想这样吗
0,0:18:09.84,	As sure as I'm about to go bathe in Purell.
	像我想用普瑞来洗手液洗澡一样确定
0,0:18:16.35,	- I love you. - I love you, too.
	我爱你-我也爱你
0,0:18:19.88,	You know, ever since I was a young girl,
	你知道吗我从小开始
0,0:18:22.52,	I-I've dreamed of a June wedding,
	就幻想办一场六月份的婚礼
0,0:18:25.42,	maybe on a cliff overlooking the ocean at sunset.
	在悬崖上看着海上日落
0,0:18:31.26,	Sure.
	当然可以
0,0:18:35.66,	Sounds wonderful.
	听起来很棒
0,0:18:38.10,	Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go clean up.
	不好意思现在我得去清洗一下
0,0:18:46.38,	Outdoor wedding.
	室外婚礼
0,0:18:48.91,	I know what I'll be using that cliff for.
	我知道我要用那悬崖来干嘛了
0,0:19:02.55,	I call this meeting of the Council of Sheldons to order.
	我把这次会议命名为谢尔顿议会
0,0:19:05.89,	Let's take roll.
	现在点名
0,0:19:08.29,	Science Sheldon?
	科学家谢尔顿
0,0:19:10.43,	Present.
	到
0,0:19:13.30,	Texas Sheldon?
	德克萨斯谢尔顿
0,0:19:14.90,	Howdy.
	依哈
0,0:19:18.27,	Fanboy Sheldon?
	动漫迷谢尔顿
0,0:19:20.24,	Greetings.
	你们好
0,0:19:23.41,	Germaphobe Sheldon?
	洁癖谢尔顿
0,0:19:25.37,	Say it, don't spray it.
	说话别喷口水
0,0:19:30.48,	Where's Jock Sheldon?
	运动员谢尔顿去哪了
0,0:19:34.12,	Not the time, Humorous Sheldon!
	没到你说话幽默谢尔顿
0,0:19:37.55,	Okay, new business.
	好了说正事
0,0:19:40.09,	Do we grant Laid-Back Sheldon a seat on the council?
	我们应该让懒汉谢尔顿参加我们的议会吗
0,0:19:44.23,	Hey, whatever you guys want.
	嘿随便哈
0,0:19:48.03,	I'm just chillin' like Bob Dylan.
	我像鲍勃迪伦一样自在
	我感觉不太舒服
0,0:19:54.47,	I don't feel well.
	我们能把他也踢出去吗
0,0:20:00.09,	Can we kick him out, too?