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0,0:00:02.	谢谢你们能让Halley待在你们房间
	Thanks for letting me put Halley in your room.
	没关系
0,0:00:04.	Yeah, no problem.
	还有 Penny 她好像吐在你的玩具熊上了
0,0:00:06.	Oh, and, Penny, she kinda threw up on your stuffed bear.
	没关系
0,0:00:08.	Oh, that's okay.
	嘿那... 那是一个伊渥克族而且是我的
0,0:00:09.	Hey. Tha... That's an Ewok and it's mine.
	所以我才说没关系嘛
0,0:00:11.	Yeah, which is why it's okay.
	你看他床上就有一个伊渥克族
0,0:00:16.	See, he gets Ewoks in his bed.
	你床上放着一个楚巴卡不能再多了
0,0:00:18.	You've got Chewbacca; that's enough.
	我以前也有
0,0:00:21.	I used to have
	一个"银河护卫队"里的浣熊玩偶
0,0:00:22.	the stuffed raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy,
	但小肉桂一直舔个不停
0,0:00:24.	but Cinnamon licked it raw.
	如果你要说的是关于你的那只好色的狗的故事
0,0:00:29.	There's a time and place for your randy dog stories,
	那是任何时候任何地方都不合适的
0,0:00:32.	and... it's never and nowhere.
	没错性相关的故事就不说了
0,0:00:37.	Yeah, no more stories about sex,
	看来只能Amy来说点什么了
0,0:00:38.	so, Amy, that brings us to you.
	这段时间我一直在进行
0,0:00:40.	Well, at work we've been doing
	和神经修复术相关的一些很有意思的研究
0,0:00:43.	some interesting research with neuroprosthetics.
	不错啊
0,0:00:44.	Neat.
	我在重看橘子郡男孩
0,0:00:45.	I've been rewatching The O.C.,
	看来我们的生活都很有意义啊
0,0:00:47.	so we're all leading productive lives.
	我们正在研究一个电脑界面
0,0:00:50.	We've been working on a computer interface
	来通过脑电波的模式控制机器人的肢干
0,0:00:53.	that can use brain wave patterns to control robotic limbs,
	但目前我们在定位脑电波帽的信号方面
0,0:00:56.	but we're having a little trouble localizing
	还有点艰难
0,0:00:57.	the signal from the EEG cap.
	你有没有考虑过添加一个相控阵传感器来达到
0,0:00:59.	Oh, well, have you thought about adding a phased array of sensors
	更好的定位效果呢?
0,0:01:01.	for better localization?
	你别说我还真没想到
0,0:01:03.	Actually, that never occurred to me.
	我也没想到
0,0:01:05.	It never occurred to me
	我竟然怀念刚刚谈论伊渥克的时光
0,0:01:07.	I would miss the Ewok conversation.
	多好啊我刚刚又在亚马逊买了一个
0,0:01:11.	Good, 'cause I just bought another one on Amazon.
	在这次研究里我很需要一个工程师的帮助
0,0:01:15.	You know, I could use an engineer on this project.
	那这样就太好了
0,0:01:18.	Well, now, this works out great.
	Howard是一个工程师
0,0:01:19.	Howard's an engineer.
	他肯定认识能达到你要求的人
0,0:01:21.	I'm sure he knows someone qualified.
	她指的是我 Sheldon
0,0:01:23.	She was talking about me, Sheldon.
	我完全达得到她的要求
0,0:01:26.	I'm perfectly qualified.
	就是 Howie是世界上最好的工程师
0,0:01:28.	Yeah, Howie's the world's best engineer.
	这都写在他的咖啡杯上
0,0:01:29.	It says so right on his coffee mug.
	你还送了他一个咖啡杯啊?
0,0:01:33.	Aw, you got him a mug?
	是我送的
0,0:01:34.	I did.
	不过我没有要和你比的意思
0,0:01:36.	But it's not a competition.
	这场战争在多年前我就已经一败涂地
0,0:01:39.	Yeah, I lost that battle years ago.
	那么 Howard 你有没有兴趣呢?
0,0:01:43.	So, Howard, are you interested?
	你在开玩笑吗?
0,0:01:45.	Are you kidding?
	如果我能用自己的大脑控制机器人的手臂的话
0,0:01:46.	If I could control robot arms with my brain,
	我就可以做很多事情了
0,0:01:48.	I'd be able to do so many things.
	是吗? 这些年你用自己的脑子控制人类的手臂
0,0:01:50.	Really? Because you've been controlling human arms
	也没见你做成了什么
0,0:01:52.	with your brain for years and not much has come of it.
	* 宇宙一度又烫又稠密 *
0,0:01:56.	* Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state *
	* 140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧! *
0,0:02:00.	* Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! *
	* 地球开始降温 *
0,0:02:03.	* The Earth began to cool *
	* 自养生物来起哄穴居人发明工具 *
0,0:02:05.	* The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools *
	* 我们建长城我们建金字塔 *
0,0:02:08.	* We built the Wall We built the pyramids *
	* 数学自然科学历史揭开神秘 *
0,0:02:10.	* Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery *
	* 一切由大爆炸开始 *
0,0:02:13.	* That all started with a big bang *

0,0:02:15.	生活大爆炸第十一季第5集
	你在看什么?
0,0:02:26.	Hey, what you reading?
	早教书
0,0:02:28.	A parenting book.
	我的天哪我们... 我们有...?
0,0:02:29.	Oh, my God. Are... are we...?
	啥... 当然不是!
0,0:02:31.	Wha... No!
	你觉得我会用这种方式告诉你吗?
0,0:02:33.	You think this is how I would tell you?
	这个嘛...
0,0:02:37.	Well...
	你手里拿本书坐在那儿
0,0:02:38.	You're sitting there with a book.
	已经让我觉得一切皆有可能了
0,0:02:40.	It felt like anything was possible.
	是Bernadette落在这儿的
0,0:02:45.	Bernadette left it here.
	是吗?
0,0:02:47.	Yeah?
	读到什么有趣的东西了吗?
0,0:02:48.	Anything interesting?
	我看到了一张孩子出生的时候头露出来的图片
0,0:02:49.	Well, I just saw a picture of a baby's head crowning,
	所以你最好珍惜以前滚的床单因为不会有以后了
0,0:02:51.	so I hope you enjoyed sex, because we're done with that.
	你们好
0,0:02:56.	Hello.
	嗨-怎么了? Sheldon
0,0:02:57.	- Hi. - Hey, Sheldon, what's up?
	还记得当初Amy开始开车送我上班的时候
0,0:02:58.	Well, remember how disappointed you were
	你有多么失落吗?
0,0:03:01.	when Amy started driving me to work?
	记得啊...
0,0:03:03.	Sure, uh...
	有的时候人就是会用大大的笑容表达失落的情绪
0,0:03:05.	Sometimes people smile a big smile of disappointment.
	好消息是
0,0:03:09.	Yeah, well, good news,
	Amy今天要早出门带Howard参观实验室
0,0:03:11.	Amy had to go in early to show Howard around her lab,
	所以你可以开车送我了
0,0:03:13.	so you get to drive me.
	噢他失落的微笑变成了
0,0:03:15.	Aw, his smile of disappointment
	开心的皱眉
0,0:03:18.	has turned into a frown of joy.
	没什么了我都送他那么多年了
0,0:03:21.	It's fine, I've been driving him for years.
	多一天也没差
0,0:03:23.	What's one more day?
	我还想到了一个可以在车上玩的新游戏
0,0:03:24.	Oh, and I've got a new car game we can play.
	叫做猜猜我是什么警报-给个痛快杀了我吧
0,0:03:26.	- It's called what siren am I? - Kill me.
	Amy 你的实验室太棒了
0,0:03:31.	Amy, your lab is amazing.
	有C臂透视机
0,0:03:34.	A C-arm fluoroscope,
	还有颅内超声仪
0,0:03:35.	a cranial ultrasound...
	还有咖啡机
0,0:03:39.	And look at that coffee maker.
	不错吧
0,0:03:42.	I know.
	在我们的支出报告上
0,0:03:44.	On our expense report,
	我把它写成了Aduardo 我的哥伦比亚助理
0,0:03:46.	I listed it as Aduardo, My Colombian lab assistant.
	就是这个了吧?-对
0,0:03:50.	- So this is it? - Yes.
	我们用这个标记脑电波模式
0,0:03:53.	We are using it to map brain wave patterns
	然后转换成电脉冲
0,0:03:55.	and then converting them into electrical impulses
	就能用来控制一切了
0,0:03:57.	that can be used to control anything
	轮椅或是机器人都不在话下
0,0:03:59.	from wheelchairs to robots.
	就凭你戴着和Sheldon的结婚戒指
0,0:04:00.	Based on that ring on your finger,
	可以说你在控制机器人方面绝对是一流水平
0,0:04:01.	I'd say you're pretty good at controlling robots.
	小心点你在说的可是我的未婚夫
0,0:04:04.	Careful, that's my fiance you're talking about,
	我随时可以编个程让他废了你
0,0:04:07.	and I can program him to hurt you.
	我不知道是... 法国警笛声?
0,0:04:21.	I don't know. Uh... French police?
	已经很接近了
0,0:04:24.	Oh. So close.
	是比利时的救护车声
0,0:04:26.	Belgian ambulance.
	好吧准备好猜下一个了吗?
0,0:04:30.	All right, you ready for your next one?
	温情提示这个听着有点烦人哦
0,0:04:31.	Just a warning, this one's a little annoying.
	我们小小的... 小小的休息一下
0,0:04:34.	Let's take a little... little break,
	我有点头疼了
0,0:04:37.	I'm getting a headache.
	这么有趣的游戏我们才刚玩到一半呢
0,0:04:38.	Aw, right in the middle of our fun game.
	是啊好奇怪
0,0:04:42.	Yeah, weird.
	话说...
0,0:04:45.	So...
	Howard和Amy在一起工作...
0,0:04:46.	Howard and Amy working together...
	挺有意思哈?
0,0:04:48.	that's interesting, huh?
	呃应该还好吧
0,0:04:49.	Eh. It's all right, I suppose.
	平常Amy抱怨自己同事的时候
0,0:04:51.	Uh, when-- usually when Amy complains about her coworkers,
	我只是不理她
0,0:04:54.	I just tune her out,
	但现在我能加入一起吐槽了
0,0:04:55.	but now I'll be able to join in and pound away.
	你没有嫉妒Howard吧?
0,0:04:59.	You're not jealous of Howard, are you?
	当然没有
0,0:05:01.	Of course not.
	我唯一嫉妒的工程师
0,0:05:03.	The only engineer I'm jealous of
	是拉响火车警笛的
0,0:05:05.	is the one who blows the train whistle.
	哦这让我想到一个新游戏
0,0:05:07.	Ooh, that just gave me an idea for a new game,
	我是什么的汽笛声?-火车
0,0:05:09.	- What whistle am I? - Train.
	其实答案是茶壶
0,0:05:14.	For your information, it was going to be tea kettle,
	但茶壶在火车上
0,0:05:16.	but the tea kettle was on a train,
	所以算你猜对了
0,0:05:18.	so I'll give it to you.
	要想给脑电图传感器加上相位检测
0,0:05:22.	If we add phase detection to your EEG sensors,
	我必须重写大部分的代码
0,0:05:25.	I'll have to rewrite most of the code.
	你能做到吗?-我的双手
0,0:05:27.	- Can you do that? - Well, these hands
	生来能做三件事:
0,0:05:29.	were made to do three things:
	近景魔术写代码
0,0:05:30.	close-up magic, writing code,
	还有害我被希伯莱语学校开除的
0,0:05:32.	and the dirty shadow puppet show
	少儿不宜皮影戏
0,0:05:33.	that got me kicked out of Hebrew school.
	你们好
0,0:05:36.	Hello.
	嗨你怎么来了
0,0:05:38.	Hi. What a nice surprise.
	我就是来看看你们俩相处得如何
0,0:05:41.	Well, I just came by to see how you two were getting along.
	一切都非常好呢
0,0:05:43.	Well, everything's going really great.
	哦听到真高兴啊
0,0:05:45.	Oh, that's nice to hear.
	我很希望你们俩可以愉快共事呢
0,0:05:49.	I was hoping you two would enjoy working together.
	你眨眼是什么情况?
0,0:05:53.	What's with the blinking?
	这是摩斯密码
0,0:05:54.	It's Morse code.
	这样我们可以谈论"嗯嗯"...
0,0:05:58.	So we can talk about...
	而不会伤害"嗯嗯"的感情
0,0:06:02.	without hurting... 's feelings.
	Sheldon 我不懂摩斯密码
0,0:06:07.	Sheldon, I don't know Morse code.
	我懂你要是想说什么的话
0,0:06:09.	I do. And if you have something to say,
	你可以当我的面说
0,0:06:11.	you can say it to my face.
	哦好吧
0,0:06:12.	Oh. All right.
	我有点生疏了你可以再说一遍吗?
0,0:06:23.	I'm a little rusty. Could you say that again?
	她差不多八点到家这到底是几点啊?
0,0:06:36.	She's going to be home at eight-ish. Like, when is that?
	八点零一分? 八点零二分?
0,0:06:41.	8:01? 8:02?
	哪门子的科学家会用"差不多"啊?
0,0:06:42.	And what kind of scientist uses Ish?
	我来试试
0,0:06:45.	I'll give it a go.
	跟你一起回家真是跟地狱差不多
0,0:06:46.	My ride home with you was hellish.
	Sheldon 亲爱的你要是想和我们一起吃晚饭
0,0:06:50.	Sheldon, honey, if you want to join us for dinner,
	那真是再欢迎不过了
0,0:06:52.	you're more than welcome.
	不用了谢谢我觉得
0,0:06:54.	No, thank you. I don't think
	今晚我不会是个好客人
0,0:06:55.	I'd be very good company tonight.
	那赶紧走吧
0,0:06:57.	Well, then out you go.
	发生什么事了?
0,0:07:00.	Okay, what is going on?
	自从Amy开始和Howard一起工作后
0,0:07:02.	Well, ever since Amy started working with Howard,
	她就没回过家了
0,0:07:04.	she hasn't been home.
	这不是今天早上才开始的吗?
0,0:07:05.	Didn't that just start this morning?
	那她回过家吗?
0,0:07:08.	And has she been home?
	你知道吗这会让我不开心的
0,0:07:11.	You know, that would frustrate me.
	这让你不开心了吗?
0,0:07:13.	Does it frustrate you?
	确实
0,0:07:15.	I-It does.
	我理解
0,0:07:17.	I get that.
	跟你说事情不顺心的时候
0,0:07:18.	You know, it's okay to feel frustrated
	感到不开心是很正常的
0,0:07:20.	when things aren't going your way.
	应该吧
0,0:07:22.	I suppose.
	啊或许没什么大不了的
0,0:07:24.	Ah, maybe it's not that big a deal.
	不不不你的感觉
0,0:07:26.	No, no, no, your feelings
	是很重要的
0,0:07:27.	are valid.
	你何不回去洗漱一下
0,0:07:28.	Now, why don't you go wash up,
	晚饭好了我们会叫你的
0,0:07:30.	and we'll call you when dinner's ready.
	好
0,0:07:36.	Okay.
	你做了什么... 你是女巫吗?
0,0:07:41.	What did you do... Are you a witch?
	不是我一直在读Bernadette的育儿书
0,0:07:43.	No, I've been reading Bernadette's parenting book.
	它就像解决Sheldon难题的答案
0,0:07:46.	It's like the answer key to the Sheldon test.
	太厉害了-可不是
0,0:07:51.	- That's amazing. - I know.
	但是这只适合五岁以下儿童
0,0:07:52.	But, you know, it's only birth to five.
	他六岁了我们该怎么办?
0,0:07:54.	What do we do when he turns six?
	带他去动物园然后扔在那儿
0,0:07:56.	Take him to the zoo and leave him there.
	嘿 Bernadette
0,0:08:02.	Hey, Bernadette.
	你好 Raj
0,0:08:04.	Oh, hey, Raj.
	Howard不在家-我知道
0,0:08:05.	- Howard's not here. - Oh, I know,
	他这周每晚都会跟工作伴侣在实验室
0,0:08:07.	he's been in the lab every night this week with his work wife.
	真奇怪
0,0:08:10.	That's weird,
	我还以为他的工作伴侣在我家厨房站着呢
0,0:08:11.	I thought his work wife was standing in my kitchen.
	别这么暴躁嘛
0,0:08:15.	Don't be snippy.
	我来看看你怎么样
0,0:08:16.	I came to see how you were doing.
	比如你有没有事情需要帮忙啊?
0,0:08:18.	Like, uh, do you need help with anything?
	哦谢谢
0,0:08:20.	Oh, thank you.
	家里有几件事
0,0:08:22.	There are a few things around the house
	我一直在等Howard去做
0,0:08:23.	that I've been waiting for Howard to get to.
	烟雾警报器...
0,0:08:25.	The smoke alarms...
	不我是指情绪上的
0,0:08:26.	No, I meant emotionally.
	你感觉如何?
0,0:08:28.	How are you feeling?
	感觉你不是真的来帮我的
0,0:08:30.	Like you're not really here to help me.
	好吧仍然很暴躁
0,0:08:35.	Well, still snippy.
	一切都挺好的
0,0:08:37.	Everything's fine.
	Howard对工作非常兴奋
0,0:08:39.	Howard's really excited about his work,
	他的心情都很好... 我真的为他骄傲
0,0:08:41.	he's been in a great mood... I'm really proud of him.
	而我又能穿下高中时的裤子了
0,0:08:43.	And I can fit into the pants I wore in high school.
	别嘛我们没必要对彼此撒谎
0,0:08:47.	Come on, we don't need to lie to each other.
	你说得对
0,0:08:49.	You're right.
	我有个正在长牙的婴儿我还怀着孕
0,0:08:51.	I have a teething baby, I'm pregnant,
	我有个提案明天截止
0,0:08:53.	I have a proposal due tomorrow.
	我没有时间听你讲
0,0:08:54.	I don't have time to hear about
	你有多想我老公
0,0:08:55.	how much you're missing my husband.
	哎呀我总算知道他为啥工作到那么晚了
0,0:08:57.	Well, I think I know why he's been working so late.
	嗨
0,0:09:04.	Hi.
	欢迎回家
0,0:09:05.	Welcome home.
	工作怎么样啊?
0,0:09:07.	How was work?
	好极了 Howard有个主意...
0,0:09:08.	Great. Howard had an idea for...
	工作的事就聊到这儿吧
0,0:09:10.	That's enough about work.
	你刚刚到家
0,0:09:13.	Aw, you just got here.
	你应该坐下来让我好好宠你
0,0:09:14.	You need to sit down and let me pamper you.
	哇呜真贴心
0,0:09:16.	Oh. Well, that sounds nice.
	我给你带了点小东西帮助放松
0,0:09:19.	I got you a little something to help you relax.
	Sheldon 那真是我听过的最甜的...
0,0:09:22.	Sheldon, that is the sweetest, most...
	这... 是什么?
0,0:09:27.	What... what is this?
	我们认知量子项目的笔记
0,0:09:29.	The notes from our quantum cognition project.
	我觉得我们可以
0,0:09:32.	I thought we could
	用今晚好好学习一下这本笔记
0,0:09:33.	spend the evening grinding away on it.
	我刚回到家好累
0,0:09:37.	I just got home, I'm tired.
	厌烦Howard是吧我知道
0,0:09:40.	Of Howard, I know.
	那不然我们俩个
0,0:09:42.	So how about you and me
	一起研究一些美妙的科学知识吧?
0,0:09:43.	make some beautiful science together?
	Sheldon 我很想和你一起研究但不是今晚
0,0:09:48.	Sheldon, I want to work on this with you, just not tonight.
	不然我们明天早点起床做研究? 我保证
0,0:09:52.	What if we get up early and do it in the morning? I promise,
	我一定会更投入
0,0:09:55.	I'll be way more into it.
	你知道吗?
0,0:09:58.	You know what?
	你本来可以有一段
0,0:10:00.	There was a time that you would've been happy
	和我欢度良宵携手共进
0,0:10:01.	to stay up and collaborate all night with me.
	并在早晨醒来后再战一番的美好时光
0,0:10:04.	And then wake up in the morning and do it some more.
	好吧我们能快点完事吗?
0,0:10:07.	Fine, but can we make it quick?
	不行
0,0:10:10.	No.
	如果你要让我自行解决所有的话尽管去睡好了
0,0:10:11.	If you're just gonna make me do all the work, then go to bed.
	但是在你出来看到我在自己解决的时候
0,0:10:13.	But don't be surprised if you walk out here
	不要大惊小怪
0,0:10:15.	and catch me doing it myself.
	Sheldon发短信让我捎他去Bernadette家
0,0:10:28.	Ahh, Sheldon's texting me to drive him to Bernadette's.
	那你准备回什么?
0,0:10:31.	Well, what are you gonna say?
	竖中指的表情刚刚放出来
0,0:10:32.	Well, they did just introduce the middle finger emoji.
	此刻不竖更待何时
0,0:10:34.	If it's not for this, I don't know what it's for.
	不不不他会以为是
0,0:10:37.	No, no, no. He'll just think that means
	一分钟后就到
0,0:10:39.	be there in a minute.
	也许书上会有解决的方案
0,0:10:42.	Maybe there's something in the book that will help.
	查查看
0,0:10:44.	Worth a shot.
	好的瞧一瞧看一看
0,0:10:46.	Okay. Let's see, let's see.
	咬别的孩子去?
0,0:10:48.	biting other children?
	有的时候可以... 但是应该是用于解决别的问题
0,0:10:50.	Well, sometimes, but... problem for another day.
	好吧等一下等一下找到了
0,0:10:54.	Okay, wait, wait. Here we go.
	让他有种可以掌控选择的感觉
0,0:10:56.	let him have ownership of his choices.
	让他在你可以接受的选项之间选择?
0,0:10:57.	Allow him to choose from options that are acceptable to you.?
	不知道我试一下
0,0:10:59.	I don't know, I'll give it a try.
	我可以两小时后接你或者你自己打车?
0,0:11:03.	I Can drive you in two hours or you can take an Uber?
	没错看吧现在他感到自己是有选择的
0,0:11:07.	Good. See, now he feels like he has a choice.
	呃
0,0:11:10.	Huh.
	他要打车了
0,0:11:11.	He's gonna take an Uber.
	成效显著
0,0:11:15.	Wow, it worked.
	除非他咬了司机是的
0,0:11:18.	Unless he bites the driver, yeah.
	现在他们周六也要工作?
0,0:11:23.	And now they're working on a Saturday?
	你敢信吗?
0,0:11:25.	Can you believe them?
	就像这是你本来想象的周末吗?
0,0:11:27.	Like, is this how you envisioned your weekend?
	不并不是
0,0:11:29.	No, it is not.
	这一切简直令人发指
0,0:11:32.	This whole thing is maddening.
	我真的很忙
0,0:11:34.	I'm really busy.
	没时间听你抱怨
0,0:11:35.	I don't have time to listen to you complain.
	你也在抱怨
0,0:11:38.	Hey. You're complaining, too.
	Sheldon 你来这儿干什么?
0,0:11:40.	Sheldon, why are you here?
	Sheldon 苹果酱是给宝宝吃的
0,0:11:41.	Sheldon, the applesauce is for the baby.
	你想干什么?
0,0:11:46.	What do you want?
	我只想让Howard感受到我正在感受的恼火
0,0:11:47.	I just wish I could make Howard feel as angry as I'm feeling.
	好吧也许你可以做一些他喜欢做的事情
0,0:11:52.	Well, maybe you could do something he likes
	让他嫉妒
0,0:11:55.	and make him jealous.
	比如呢?
0,0:11:57.	Like what?
	你看过汤姆索亚历险记吗？
0,0:11:58.	Have you ever read Tom Sawyer?
	没看过
0,0:12:00.	No.
	家务活他喜欢家务活
0,0:12:01.	Chores. He likes chores.
	什么样的家务活?
0,0:12:05.	Ooh. What kind of chores?
	这个嘛
0,0:12:07.	Well,
	你可以更换烟雾报警器的电池
0,0:12:08.	you could change the batteries in the smoke detectors.
	他一定会嫉妒疯了
0,0:12:12.	That would drive him crazy.
	真不错
0,0:12:14.	That's great.
	他一定会气到耳朵冒烟
0,0:12:16.	Oh, he'll be so mad smoke will be coming out of his ears.
	然后烟雾报警器就会响了
0,0:12:19.	And then the smoke detectors will detect it.
	等等等等等一下
0,0:12:23.	Wait, wait, now, hold on.
	你为什么要问我汤姆索亚历险记的事?
0,0:12:24.	Why'd you ask me about Tom Sawyer?
	我只是对你感兴趣
0,0:12:26.	I'm just interested in you.
	你比你的苹果酱甜多了
0,0:12:28.	Well, you are sweeter than your applesauce.
	好的我要延长等待时间
0,0:12:35.	Okay, I'm gonna extend the wait time and have it poll
	把由A到D的转换放到循环的顶部
0,0:12:37.	the A-to-D converter at the top of the loop
	而不是底部
0,0:12:39.	instead of the bottom.
	听上去不错
0,0:12:40.	Oh. That's impressive.
	你觉得那就不错了拆开那个大脑模型
0,0:12:41.	You think that's impressive, take apart that brain model.
	我的天哪... 梅花三
0,0:12:48.	Oh my God... three of clubs.
	这就是我的牌!
0,0:12:49.	That was my card!
	你是怎么做到的...?
0,0:12:51.	How did you...?
	我以前会让它出现在我的底裤里
0,0:12:53.	I used to make it appear in my pants,
	但是人力说我不能再这么做
0,0:12:55.	but HR said I had to stop doing that.
	所以还要多久我们才能测试它?
0,0:13:00.	So, how much longer till we can test it?
	需要编译代码得要一会儿
0,0:13:02.	Well, it needs to compile, so it's gonna be a few minutes.
	听起来我们可以有一会休息时间了
0,0:13:05.	Sounds like we've earned ourselves a break.
	想听点尼尔·沙达卡的歌吗?
0,0:13:08.	You want to hear some Neil Sedaka?
	那是你最棒的魔术
0,0:13:10.	You know, that's your greatest magic trick,
	因为你刚刚读了我的心
0,0:13:13.	cause you just read my mind.
	# 我爱我爱我爱我的日历女郎 #
0,0:13:17.	# I love, I love, I love my calendar girl #
	# 没错甜美的日历女郎 #
0,0:13:21.	# Yeah, sweet calendar girl #
	# 我爱我爱我爱我的日历女郎 #
0,0:13:25.	# I love, I love, I love my calendar girl #
	# 在一年的三百六十五天 #
0,0:13:29.	# Each and every day of the year #
	# 一月 #
0,0:13:31.	# January #
	你完美的开始了一年...-哇哇哇
0,0:13:33.	- You start the year all fine... - Well, well, well.
	嗨-嗨
0,0:13:38.	Hi.-Hey.
	你们说你们像小蜜蜂一样忙这下我看到了你们忙着跳舞
0,0:13:40.	You say you're busy as bees, yet here you are, dancing.
	虽然我想蜜蜂也会跳舞
0,0:13:43.	Although I suppose bees do dance,
	但是他们的舞蹈是让别的蜜蜂知道花粉在哪里
0,0:13:45.	but their dance lets other bees know where the pollen is,
	你们并不是
0,0:13:48.	and yours does not.
	所以我的逻辑在小小的迂回后回到了正轨
0,0:13:49.	So my logic, despite that slight detour, does track.
	我们只是在等我的代码编译
0,0:13:54.	We're just waiting for my code to compile.
	你在这干嘛? 我路过
0,0:13:57.	What are you doing here? I stopped by
	看看你想不想跟我去看电影
0,0:13:58.	to see if you wanted to go to the movies with me.
	好吧我... 我想去
0,0:14:01.	Well, I...I'd love to,
	但我们正准备检测电脑界面
0,0:14:02.	but we're just about to test the interface.
	可能得要一会儿
0,0:14:05.	It could take a while.
	好吧哥们这... 这不是我该管的
0,0:14:06.	Okay, buddy, it... it's not my place,
	但是Bernadette感到有些被冷落了
0,0:14:08.	but Bernadette's been feeling a little abandoned
	你工作付出时间太多
0,0:14:11.	with all the hours that you've been putting in.
	那你还请他去看电影
0,0:14:13.	You just asked him to go to the movies.
	对啊但是我们两个的基情
0,0:14:16.	Yeah, but our weird relationship was grandfathered
	在他们的婚姻中是赦免的但你的没有
0,0:14:17.	into their marriage, and yours was not.
	我给烟雾报警器换了新电池
0,0:14:23.	Okay, I put new batteries in the smoke detectors.
	你把衣服洗了吗?
0,0:14:26.	Did you do the laundry?
	那是当然
0,0:14:28.	I sure did. Ooh.
	他一定会气的冒气的
0,0:14:29.	He's gonna be steamed.
	就像他蒸好的衬衫
0,0:14:32.	Just like his dress shirts.
	但他至少还可以清理烤箱
0,0:14:35.	At least he can still clean the oven,
	安慰安慰自己
0,0:14:37.	so that's something.
	他肯定是这么想的你家的钢丝球在哪?
0,0:14:38.	Oh, that's what he thinks. Where's your steel wool?
	就在这
0,0:14:40.	Right here.
	我俩真是一队的
0,0:14:42.	We make quite the team.
	那当然
0,0:14:45.	Sure do.
	伙计们你们肯定不信
0,0:14:48.	Guys, you won't believe this.
	我去学校看了Howard和Amy
0,0:14:49.	I stopped by the university to check in on Howard and Amy,
	他们很开心
0,0:14:52.	and they were having fun.
	别担心等他回了家
0,0:14:54.	Well, don't worry. He won't be having any fun
	他可就开心不起来了
0,0:14:56.	when he gets home.
	我把他最爱的家务全做了
0,0:14:57.	I did all his favorite chores.
	你在说什么?
0,0:15:00.	What are you talking about?
	Howard讨厌做家务
0,0:15:01.	Howard hates doing chores.
	等等那为什么Bernadette告诉我...
0,0:15:03.	Wait, then why would Bernadette tell me that...
	Bernadette啊
0,0:15:05.	Bernadette.
	你利用容易受骗的我
0,0:15:09.	Did you play on my well established gullibility
	来给你打扫房间?
0,0:15:11.	to clean your house?
	就是这样
0,0:15:13.	Sure did.
	那我要生气地走了
0,0:15:15.	Well, I would storm out of here,
	但既然戴着手套还拿着钢丝球
0,0:15:18.	but I already have the gloves and the steel wool,
	我还是很喜欢清理烤箱的起开
0,0:15:20.	and I really do love cleaning an oven. Move.
	她让我做了所有的家务
0,0:15:25.	She made me do all her chores,
	这主意都不是她想的她是从汤姆索亚那里
0,0:15:27.	and it wasn't even her idea-- she stole it
	偷来的
0,0:15:29.	from Tom Sawyer.
	你知道吗? 这太疯狂了
0,0:15:31.	You know what? This is crazy.
	Howard和Amy在一起工作你得看开点
0,0:15:33.	Howard and Amy are working together... get over it.
	Leonard 你在干什么?
0,0:15:35.	Leonard, what are you doing?
	说话要分时候
0,0:15:36.	Knowing when to say when.
	这不算什么
0,0:15:37.	This is not a big deal.
	这很算什么
0,0:15:39.	It is a big deal.
	Howard让Amy习惯大笑和听音乐
0,0:15:40.	Howard's getting Amy used to laughing and listening to music.
	万一她到家还要那么疯咋办?
0,0:15:43.	What if she expects that madness at home?
	有道理我非常欣慰
0,0:15:46.	Yeah, that is a good point. I'm really proud of the way
	你能够表达自己的感受
0,0:15:48.	you're able to express your feelings.
	谢谢
0,0:15:49.	Thank you.
	我太生气了
0,0:15:50.	I'm just so angry.
	你知道
0,0:15:52.	You know,
	所有人都会发脾气
0,0:15:53.	everyone gets angry.
	即使是妈妈和爸爸
0,0:15:54.	Even mommies and daddies.
	这可不是认可他行为
0,0:15:59.	You can't think this is the right time
	的好时候
0,0:16:01.	to validate his behavior.
	那跟他统一战线呢?
0,0:16:03.	Okay, what about presenting a united front?
	那要是你一直护着他他学不会东西怎么办?
0,0:16:05.	What about you coddling him and he's never gonna learn?
	听着
0,0:16:07.	Look.
	你听起来很沮丧但我很欣慰
0,0:16:08.	You sound frustrated, and I'm really proud of the way
	你能表达自己的观点
0,0:16:12.	you're able to state your opinion.
	谢谢
0,0:16:15.	Thank you.
	等等干什么
0,0:16:16.	Wait, no, no.
	别在我身上用那书
0,0:16:19.	Don't use that book on me.
	等等
0,0:16:21.	W-Wait,
	什么书?
0,0:16:22.	what book?
	Penny一直在用
0,0:16:23.	Penny's been using
	Bernadette的一本育儿书教育你
0,0:16:24.	one of Bernadette's parenting books on you.
	咋了? 他也是啊
0,0:16:26.	What? So has he.
	你们怎么会认为我是个小孩子?
0,0:16:28.	Wh-What makes you think you can treat me like a child?
	你的洗发水都放在一个大鸟瓶子里
0,0:16:34.	Your shampoo comes in a Big Bird bottle.
	那是因为成人洗发水会弄疼我的男人的眼睛
0,0:16:38.	That's because the adult shampoo burns my man eyes.
	嘿你在做什么?
0,0:16:45.	Hey, what are you working on?
	天呐你怎么还在这里?
0,0:16:47.	Oh, my God, you're still here?
	我当然在这儿
0,0:16:51.	Well, of course I'm here.
	我知道你什么感受
0,0:16:52.	I know what you're going through.
	是吗? 你家也有个缺爱的印度人?
0,0:16:55.	Really? You have a needy Indian man in your house?
	确实有不过他过来这里了
0,0:16:59.	I did, but then he came over here.
	所以我俩有了孩子就这样吗?
0,0:17:04.	So is this how it's gonna be if we have kids?
	拿我当替罪羊?
0,0:17:06.	You're just gonna throw me under the bus?
	要是你像惯Sheldon那样惯孩子的话那就是的
0,0:17:07.	If you spoil them the way you do Sheldon, then, yeah.
	我的方法有效
0,0:17:10.	Uh, my way was working.
	好吧? 我认为你失落
0,0:17:11.	Okay? I think you're just upset
	是因为我有些东西比你更擅长
0,0:17:12.	because there are some things I am better than you at.
	你不能以介词结束一个句子
0,0:17:14.	Well, you can't end a sentence with a preposition,
	所以很明显不是在语法上
0,0:17:16.	so clearly, not grammar.
	你这么聪明你觉得聪明的人会这么说吗?
0,0:17:19.	If you're so smart, was that a smart thing to say?
	看情况我不说的话
0,0:17:21.	That depends. Before I said it,
	晚上会滚床单吗?
0,0:17:22.	was sex tonight still on the table?
	不会-那就没什么
0,0:17:24.	- No. - Then it's fine.
	你知道我们实际操作起来
0,0:17:28.	You know, once we get this operational,
	也许能把它变成无线的
0,0:17:30.	we could probably figure out how to make it wireless.
	那太棒了
0,0:17:33.	That'd be amazing.
	哦 Sheldon的短信
0,0:17:36.	Oh, that's Sheldon.
	他对Leonard和Penny很失望
0,0:17:38.	Oh, he's upset with Leonard and Penny.
	还有Bernadette
0,0:17:42.	And Bernadette.
	还有马克吐温
0,0:17:45.	And Mark Twain.
	Bernadette刚才也发短信了
0,0:17:49.	Yeah, Bernadette texted earlier.
	说Raj快烦死她了
0,0:17:51.	Raj is really getting on her nerves.
	我想我们最近工作太晚了
0,0:17:53.	Well, I guess we have been working late a lot.
	要不今天就到这回家吧?
0,0:17:56.	Should we call it a night and go home?
	或者我们可以煮一壶咖啡继续工作
0,0:17:58.	Or we could brew a pot of coffee and power through.
	我不知道有点晚了
0,0:18:01.	I don't know, it's getting kind of late.
	诶我的手表呢?
0,0:18:04.	Hey, where's my watch?
	你为什么不问问
0,0:18:06.	Why don't you ask
	你的骨骼标本?
0,0:18:07.	your skeleton?
	天呐
0,0:18:13.	Oh, my God.
	这是怎么做到的?
0,0:18:15.	How is that even possible?!
	这样挺好的我俩一起玩
0,0:18:26.	This is great, the two of us hanging out.
	咋不早一点想到呢?
0,0:18:28.	Why didn't we think of this earlier?
	同意
0,0:18:30.	Agreed.
	我不用Amy陪着看电影
0,0:18:31.	I don't need Amy to watch a movie.
	也不用拉你的手
0,0:18:33.	I can not hold your hand just as easily.
	这个电影的原著里那个男的就是杀手
0,0:18:40.	In the book this is based on, that man's the killer.