英语幽默:人类的进化

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"

The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"

The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."

一个小女孩问她的妈妈：“人类是怎么出现的？”

妈妈回答说，“上帝制造出了亚当和夏娃，他们有了孩子，然后所有的人类就是这样……”

两天后小女孩问了她的爸爸同样的问题，她的爸爸回答：“很久以前有一些猴子，人类就是从这些猴子进化来的。”

迷惑的小女孩回到妈妈身边，说：“妈妈，你告诉我人类是上帝创作出来的，爸爸告诉我人类是猴子进化而来的，这怎么可能呢？”

妈妈回答说：“嗯，亲爱的，这很简单，我告诉你的是我们家这边是怎么出现的，你爸爸说的是他们家那边的。”