双语笑话:我家有个终极话痨妈

Hi, dad? Where's mom?

爸，我妈呢?

She's in the chat room talking to someone.

你妈正和一长舌妇在聊天八卦呢!

Really? Mom's on the internet?

啥?老妈这么潮，都学会上网了啊?

What internet? They're in the kitchen. You know your mom. Any room she's in is a chat room.

上网?捞鱼么?你妈在厨房呢，你知道你妈有个本事就是她在哪儿呆着，哪儿就自动变成聊天室了。