双语笑话 天生催眠师

奶奶：

Nelson, this is your last warning.

小盆友，我再警告你最后一次...

奶奶：

Earl, I can't get Nelson to go to bed. I've tried bribes. I've tried threats. Nothing works.

老头子，我管不了小孙孙。这熊孩子死守着电视不睡觉，软硬都不吃。

爷爷：

Nelson, it's time for bed.

乖孙儿，该睡觉觉咯。

孙子：

I'm not sleepy.

不嘛，我还不困。

爷爷：

Not sleepy? Great!! Then I can tell you the complete story of my life. I promise I'll spare no details. Okay. Let's see...It all started...

还不困?好极了!那我就继续给你讲咱这半辈子的故事，我这回保证毫无保留，爷爷小时候哇....

爷爷：

Nelson?

孙儿?孙儿?

孙子：

ZZZZZ...ZZZZ!!!

呼(～ o ～)~zZ，呼(～ o ～)~zZ!

爷爷：

It's gift, I guess.

看我这实力，服了吧?