美国流行笑话：A Double Espresso 双料浓咖啡

195　A Double Espresso 双料浓咖啡

The chef of the upscale restaurant collided with a waiter one day and spilled coffee all over our computer. The liquid poured into the processing unit, and resulted in some dramatic crackling and popping sounds. After sopping up the mess, we gathered around the terminal as the computer was turned back on. “Please let it work,” pleaded the guilt-ridden waiter. A waitress replied, “Should be faster than ever. That was a double espresso.”
一天，一家高档餐馆的大厨和一个侍者撞到一起，把咖啡撞翻在电脑上。液体流进处理器，引起不寻常的劈劈啪啪的响声。把这场混乱收拾干净以后，大家都围着电脑，等着它重新启动。那个闯祸的侍者祈求说：“求求你，让它能工作。”一个女侍者回答说：“应该比以往更快。这可是一杯双料浓咖啡。”