美国流行笑话：Sleeping in your bed 睡在你的床上

194　Sleeping in your bed 睡在你的床上

During the latter stages of my pregnancy, I brought a cushion to work to make my chair more comfortable. One afternoon I returned from lunch to find my chair had been pushed to the far side of my work area. “Looks like someone's sitting in my chair,” I commented to one of my co-workers. Glancing down at my stomach, she said, “Looks like someone's also been sleeping in your bed.”
在我怀孕的后期，上班的时候我带了一个垫子去，使椅子比较舒服一点。一天下午，我吃完午饭回去，发现我的椅子被人推到办公室里好远的一边。我对一个同事说：“好像有人坐我的椅子。她往下看了一眼我的肚子说：“好像也有人正睡在你的床上。”