美国流行笑话：He's a club member 他是我们俱乐部的会员

228　He's a club member 他是我们俱乐部的会员

While dining in the club in the Philippines, my wife and I lost our appetites when a rat scurried past us. “Waiter!” I said, pointing to the rodent. “What are you going to do about that?” “It's all right, sir,” he said unfazed. “I've already confirmed he's a club member.”
我和太太在菲律宾的一个俱乐部里吃饭，看到一只老鼠从身边窜过，顿时没了胃口。我指着老鼠问侍者：“你准备怎么处置？”他毫不在意地说：“先生，这没什么。我已经确认过他是我们俱乐部的会员。”