美国流行笑话：I used to drive a school bus 我以前是开校车的

229　I used to drive a school bus 我以前是开校车的

My wife and I were watching the gorillas at the zoo when several of them charged at the enclosure fence, scattering the crowd, except for one elderly man. Later, my wife asked him how he had kept his composure. “I used to drive a school bus,” he explained.
我和太太在动物园看黑猩猩。有几只黑猩猩突然往笼子的围栏冲过来，游人纷纷逃窜，只剩一个老头儿。后来，我太太问他怎么会这样镇定。他解释说：“我以前是开校车的。”