愚人笑话：First class not for New York 一等舱不到纽约去

247　First class not for New York 一等舱不到纽约去

A blonde with coach ticket for New York gets on board an airliner and drops herself into the first class section. A flight attendant tells her that her ticket is for coach, not first class, and tells her to move to the correct location. The blonde responds with, “I'm blonde, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving.” Numerous other attendants tell her the same thing, and she keeps replying, “I'm blonde, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving.” The pilot catches wind of this, and heads down to the first class section. He finds the blonde, and proceeds to whisper something in her ear. The blonde hurriedly grabs her carryon, and immediately heads for the coach section. One attendant asks, “What did you say to her?” The pilot responds: “I told her that first class isn't going to New York.”

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一个金发女郎拿着去纽约的经济舱机票上了飞机，一屁股坐在一等舱的位置上。一位空中小姐告诉她，她的票是经济舱，不是一等舱，并且让她搬到自己的座位去。这个金发女郎回答说：“我是金发女郎，我到纽约去，我不搬走。”好几个空中小姐都让她搬走，但她始终重复说：“我是金发女郎，我到纽约去，我不搬走。”飞行员听说这件事，就往一等舱走过去。他找到那个金发女郎，在她耳边悄悄说了几句话。这个金发女郎急急忙忙抓起自己的随身行李，往经济舱走去。一位空中小姐问飞行员：“你对她说什么了？”飞行员回答说：“我告诉她，一等舱不是到纽约去的。”