愚人笑话：What is Easter? 复活节是什么？

248　What is Easter? 复活节是什么？

Three blondes died and are standing at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. St. Peter asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?” The blonde replies, “Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful...” “Wrong!” replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, “What is Easter?” The second blonde replies, “Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus.” St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, and tells her she's wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, “What is Easter?” The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, “I know what Easter is.” “Oh?” says St. Peter, incredulously. “Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails. He was buried in a tomb which was closed off by a large boulder.” St. Peter smiles broadly with delight. The third blonde continues, “Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out... and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter...”

英语笑话天天更

三个金发女郎死后站在进入天堂的珍珠门前。圣彼得对她们说，如果她们能答出一个简单的问题，就可以进天堂。圣彼得问第一个金发女郎：“复活节是什么？”这个金发女郎说：“这很简单。这是11月的节日。那时，大家聚在一起吃火鸡、感恩……”“错了。”圣彼得说，并且接下去问第二个金发女郎同样的问题：“复活节是什么？”第二个金发女郎回答说：“复活节是12月的节日。那时，我们立起漂亮的树，交换礼物，并且庆祝耶稣诞生。”圣彼得看着第二个金发女郎，厌恶地摇摇头，告诉她错了。接着，从镜片上面望着第三个金发女郎问：“复活节是什么？”第三个金发女郎自信地微笑，并且看着圣彼得的眼睛说：“我知道复活节是什么。”“哦？”圣彼得怀疑地说。“复活节是基督教的节日。它碰巧也是犹太人庆祝逾越节的日子。耶稣和门徒们在一起吃最后的晚餐。随后，耶稣被其中一个门徒出卖给罗马当局。罗马兵丁折磨他，扎伤他的肋旁，让他戴荆棘冠冕，并且把他钉在十字架上。他被埋葬在坟墓里，并且用巨大的墓石封起来。”圣彼得高兴地频频点头。第三个金发女郎继续说：“每一年墓石都被移到一边，让耶稣出来……而且，如果耶稣看见自己的影子，那么冬天还要延长六个星期……”