双语黑色笑话：882　A Runaway Submarine 一艘失控的潜艇

英语笑话

882　A Runaway Submarine 一艘失控的潜艇

I was returning home after several months aboard a Navy submarine. My wife was so excited that she parked her car near the edge of the dock in a no-parking zone. The sub finally appeared. But it came in too fast and slammed into the end of the wharf. Fortunately, no one was injured. Unfortunately, my wife had to explain to the insurance company that her car had been damaged by a runaway submarine.

我在海军潜艇上呆了几个月终于要回家了。我妻子是那么兴奋，以至于把车停在码头边缘的不准停车区。潜艇终于出现了。但是它开进来时太快，撞上了码头的尽头。幸运的是没有人受伤。不幸的是，我妻子必须得向她的保险公司解释她的车是被一艘失控的潜艇撞坏的。