双语黑色笑话：883　When do I pull the rip cord? 我什么时候拉伞绳？

英语笑话

883　When do I pull the rip cord? 我什么时候拉伞绳？

When I boarded an ancient C-119 cargo plane for a training flight, a gruff sergeant strapped me into a parachute. “What do I do with this?” I asked nervously. “If we're going down,” he said, “jump out of the plane and pull the rip cord.” “When do I pull the rip cord?” I yelled as he walked away. “Before you hit the ground,” he called back.

当我登上一架老式的C119货运飞机做训练飞行的时候，一个不友善的军士把我绑到一个降落伞上。我紧张地问：“我用这东西干什么？”他说：“如果我们的飞机掉下去，就从飞机里跳出去，拉伞绳。”在他走开的时候我喊道：“我什么时候拉伞绳？”他喊回来说：“在你撞到地面之前。”