英语幽默教程汇总和更新

013 你听妈妈怎么说,你就怎么说 Just say what you hear mommy sayA family was having some people to dinner. At the ... [查看全文]

012 兔子和大蟒 Rabbit and pythonAn adorable little girl walked into my pet shop and asked,"Excuse me,do you have... [查看全文]

011 妈妈总是那么忙 Mom is always so busy Teacher:"Did your father do your homework again" Student:"Wel... [查看全文]

010 原来如此 A surprising reasoningTeacher:"Why ducks often stand on one leg"Student:"Because it knows that it will... [查看全文]

009 你同意不同意付钱? Will you accept the charges?My wife was away at a business conference. During a break,she c... [查看全文]

008 那是我 That's meTwo little girls were walking down the street when one of them looked down and found a mir... [查看全文]

007 比你扔得准 I can throw betterMother:"Why did you throw stones at your friend"Son:"He threw stones at me first... [查看全文]

006 休息一会儿 Take a short brakeMy son did something wrong,and I scolded him. He started crying loudly,and I si... [查看全文]

我能不能借用你的女儿? Can I borrow your daughter?A woman took her five-year-old daughter shopping with her. The lit... [查看全文]

上帝要一只死狗干什么? What would God want with a dead dog?Mom and dad were trying to console Lisa,whose dog had ... [查看全文]