英语幽默教程汇总和更新

　　Son: Dad, give me a dime.　　Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever beggin... [查看全文]

　　It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the n... [查看全文]

　　A little boy needed $50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God... [查看全文]

An older lady gets undressed and starts to get into the bathtub. [查看全文]

One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. [查看全文]

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "It will rain tomorrow." The next day it rained. [查看全文]

An elderly lawyer was about to die. One day he told his wife he had come up with a way to take all of the... [查看全文]

Customer: Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?Waiter: Can't you tell the difference by taste?Customer: No, I can't.Waiter: Then does it really matter? [查看全文]

1. Nurse: "Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnny?"保姆：约翰尼，你不喜欢新出生的小妹妹吗?Johnny: "She's a... [查看全文]

　　On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:　　The female ... [查看全文]