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2013-05-15Divorce 离婚

A husband and wife, both 91, stood before a judge, asking for a divorce. "I don't understand," He said, "Wh... [查看全文]

2013-04-24Little Old Lady 小老太太

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following h... [查看全文]

2013-04-16让你立刻成为焦点的八句幽默语录

幽默的方法很多,一句话的幽默,你能辨析出来么?1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most peop... [查看全文]

2013-04-13结婚的烦恼

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.Boy: It's very... [查看全文]

2013-04-10Brave Rats

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about(吹嘘,炫耀) their bravery and toughness.The first says, "... [查看全文]

2013-04-07全球十大最爆笑店铺口号

1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."一家消声器店外:"根本不用预约,我们听到你来了!... [查看全文]

2013-04-01三个盗贼 Three Robber

A brunette(深色的), a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store... [查看全文]

2013-03-30Three Turtles 三只乌龟

Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.The biggest... [查看全文]

2013-03-28Snorer 瞌睡者

The preacher was vexed(生气的) because a certain member of his congregation(集会,圣会) always fell asleep during t... [查看全文]

2013-03-27How can I get into heaven 我怎么才能上天堂

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor, would I get into... [查看全文]