英语幽默教程汇总和更新

A:I had much trouble with my son Dick.我现在管不了我儿子迪克了。B:You should not worry about that in the least for... [查看全文]

Mr.and Mrs.Jones seldom go out in the evening.But last Satur-day, Mrs. Jones want to go to the cinema.琼斯夫妇晚... [查看全文]

Harry saw an ad in a window.It said:"Wanted.The Beat Salesman in the World.Top pay." I'm a eTeat salesman. H... [查看全文]

There once was a rich man who was near deeth. He wru very grieved because he had worked so hard for his nume... [查看全文]

A small child was giving a bath to a tiny and dirty kitten in the gar-den. while an ojd lady passing by.一个... [查看全文]

A:Tom,look at your shoes.How dirty they are! You must clear hem.汤姆，看看你的鞋子，多脏呀，你必须洗一洗了。B:Oh.Mother,... [查看全文]

When a village fool blossomed out all of a sudden in new clothes,the neighbors wondered at his property.村子里的... [查看全文]

Have you notlced that children sometimes tyr to be helpful,but lt makes vour life more complicated? This story i... [查看全文]

Lawyer fee高昂的律师费A guy asks a lawyer what his fee is.一人问一名律师他是怎么收费的。"I charge $50 for three ques... [查看全文]

An airport staffer asked me "Who areyou flying with?" and I said "Myself." He was surprised and thenlaughed, add... [查看全文]