英语幽默教程汇总和更新

　　Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering, doctor?"　　Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records s... [查看全文]

　　At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks he... [查看全文]

　　A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.　　"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the... [查看全文]

　　A little boy and girl at school were having lunch in the shelter shed.　　"Tommy," she said, "I'm not ea... [查看全文]

　　A New York City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bik... [查看全文]

　　Midlife is when the growth of the hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for ... [查看全文]

　　Tarzan gets into a huge fight with a lion in the jungles of Africa. The lion is defeated, but not before ... [查看全文]

　　A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.　　The wife said,... [查看全文]

　　A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the c... [查看全文]

　　A white girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to... [查看全文]