英语幽默教程汇总和更新

　　In court a judge asked the witness, "How old are you? I mean, really, how old are you? And remember, you&#... [查看全文]

　　A woman got a dent(凹痕) in her car and took it in to the repair shop.　　The repairman decided to have a... [查看全文]

　　Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?　　Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so ... [查看全文]

　　On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.　　"sorry," he said to the pickpo... [查看全文]

　　A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.　　As they pass ... [查看全文]

　　A senile(高龄的) actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired, "How old are you?" The actress said: "Tw... [查看全文]

　　One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out... [查看全文]

　　A youngster asks a girl who comes to the date:" Is this your date with the young man for the first time?... [查看全文]

　　No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him a... [查看全文]

　　As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to(透露) his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth.... [查看全文]