英语幽默教程汇总和更新

　　1. Old people always have exact change.　　2. Do not trust a man who calls the bathroom "the little boys ro... [查看全文]

　　A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he co... [查看全文]

　　A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind... [查看全文]

　　A pretty woman, carrying a stack of boxes from a shopping spree, was walking down the street when all of a... [查看全文]

　　Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?　　A tick falls off of you when you die.　　Q: Why ... [查看全文]

　　Jane loved Tony, but she worried about all the money he squandered(浪费) when they went out together. How ca... [查看全文]

　　Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing their husbands' faults.　　We'... [查看全文]

　　A lady and her son whom was about 10 years old came to buy pond fish from me one day. After I packed he... [查看全文]

　　Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.　　"How about some perfume?" he asked the cos... [查看全文]

　　A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard.　　Oh James, I like yo... [查看全文]