英语幽默教程汇总和更新

A big challenge of running a small business is dealing with employees' requests for time off. One morning an employee said, I need to leave early tomorrow. Later that same day, he followed up with, Looks like I'll be coming in late tomorrow, but if my com [查看全文]

You Are Too Late On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket. sorry, he said to the pickpocket, you are too late. My wife did it before you. 你太晚了 在公共汽车上一人发现一个小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里 [查看全文]

Whats time to a pig? 时间对猪有什么意义？ One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pi [查看全文]

Congratulations Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, Congratulations, you got twins. The man said How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins. After a [查看全文]

Essay 作文 Teacher had set his class an essay in A Game of Cricket. After two minutes, Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: Rain, stopped play. 老师给学生出了个作文题：一场板球赛。两分钟后，西蒙。斯蒂尔交了作文，老师允许他回家了。他在作文上写道：下雨，比赛终止。 How Many Rabbi [查看全文]

My First and My LastWhen George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks. 乔治35岁时买了架小型飞机，并开始学习驾驶。不久，他就能很娴熟地驾机做各种各样的特技飞行了。 George had a friend. His name was Mark. One [查看全文]

A Soldier's Brilliant Idea Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found all [查看全文]

The doctor lives downstairs Doctor, she said loudly, bouncing into the room. I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me. He surveyed her from head to foot. Madam, he said at length, I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing [查看全文]

You were flying too low A motorist speeding along a highway at 80 miles an hour was stopped by a policeman. Was I driving too fast? asked the motorist apologetically. Hell no, replied the policeman. You were flying too low! 你飞得太低了 一位司机在公路上以每小时80英里的速度急驶，不料 [查看全文]

A teacher said to her class: Who was the first man? George Washington, a little boy shouted promptly. How do you make out that George Washington was the first man? asked the teacher, smiling indulgently. Because, said the little boy, he was first in w [查看全文]