英语幽默教程汇总和更新

A Girl Just Like Mother No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. Find a girl just like your mother -- then, she's bound to like her. So the young man searched and sear [查看全文]

Kids say it all Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said Bobby, when I was a child I was told that if I made ugly fa [查看全文]

Teacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday. 老 师：1809年发生了什么重大事件？ [查看全文]

An old couple went into a restaurant and ordered something to eat: one Coca Cola and one portion of French fries. The old man sat down and the woman, his wife, sat opposite him, and he began to divide the Coca Cola into two glasses, half fo [查看全文]

The Umbrella A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes. When [查看全文]

The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours, then he started again, and he said: Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they? I'll venture an answer, said an old lady. We hav [查看全文]

To Go to Heaven Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up ..... what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up -- don't you want to go to Heaven? Terry: I can't. My Mum told me to go straight home. 去天 [查看全文]

How Many Rabbits? Teacher: Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have? Jonathan: Nine, sir. Teacher: Nine? Jonathan: I've got one already, sir. 多少只兔子？ [查看全文]

Essay Teacher had set his class an essay in A Game of Cricket. After two minutes, Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: Rain, stopped play. 作文 老师给学生出了个作文题：一场板球赛。两 [查看全文]

Lightning Teacher: Why is it said that lightning never strikes the same place twice? Roy: Because after it's struck once , the same place isn't there any more! 闪电 老师：为什么说闪电从来不会两次击中同一个地方？ 罗伊 [查看全文]