英语幽默教程汇总和更新

CorrectTeacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school?Jimmy: I don’t know...... [查看全文]

Boxing and RunningDan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough wo... [查看全文]

Make your fortune"How did you make your fortune?""I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I ha... [查看全文]

LawyersA drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags".Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey... [查看全文]

EnglishmanOnce, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the s... [查看全文]

On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they though... [查看全文]

Jacky: I found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school.Tommy: I think it's mine. I dropped 50 cents th... [查看全文]

Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left.... [查看全文]

Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.... [查看全文]

Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: An... [查看全文]