英语幽默教程汇总和更新

　　On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female d... [查看全文]

　　A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.　　The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and... [查看全文]

　　What I Want In A Man, Original List ... (at age 22)　　1. Handsome　　2. Charming　　3. Financially Successful... [查看全文]

　　At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife s... [查看全文]

　　A father of five came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given ... [查看全文]

　　A young brunette (浅黑肤色女人)goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she tou... [查看全文]

　　经典对话四：　　男：Is this seat empty?(直译：这个座位是空的吧?)　　女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.... [查看全文]

　　经典对话一：　　男：Can I buy you a drink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?)　　女：Actually I'd rather have the money.(... [查看全文]

　　Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound... [查看全文]

　　No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him a... [查看全文]