英语幽默教程汇总和更新

The Reason of Being LateTeacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?Johnny: Every time I come to... [查看全文]

My Sister's FingersTeacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knockin... [查看全文]

The result of a PromiseFather: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed... [查看全文]

Employee: The stress my boss puts me under is killing me. I have migraines(偏头疼), my blood pressure is going ... [查看全文]

4-4=?One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied.The teacher got an... [查看全文]

My Husband Just Came inThe couple seated in a restaurant seemed to be having a wonderful time. But as the woma... [查看全文]

An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing".一个英语老师在书写板上写... [查看全文]

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for (直奔) a butcher shop and steals a roast.一个律师的狗挣开... [查看全文]

A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The... [查看全文]

　　CEO: "My wife made a millionaire out of me."　　Assistant: "What were you before?" CEO:"　　A multimillionaire."... [查看全文]