英语幽默教程汇总和更新

别无选择One day, Eve asked Adam, " Do you really love me?"Adam said helplessly, "Do I have any other choice?"一... [查看全文]

放了冰激凌"Excuse me, but the seat you've taken is mine.""Yours? Can you prove it?""Yes, I put a cup of icec... [查看全文]

死于肝癌的人Wife: You see. A ccording to testatistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer h... [查看全文]

我是单身汉Jack fell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms.Jack finished ... [查看全文]

The plural Form of "Child"Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?Tom: Men. Teacher: Good. And the plural of ch... [查看全文]

The Biggest in the World世界上最大的Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.Teacher: Peter! Tell us, what'... [查看全文]

A Letter to a Girl Friend致女朋友的一封信One day a young man was writing a letter to his girl friend who lived... [查看全文]

The Advantage of Wearing Glasses戴眼镜的好处Helen's eyes were not very good, so she usually wore glasses, but ... [查看全文]

Stupid Orders愚蠢的命令When Nasreddin was a boy, he never did what he was told, so his father always told him t... [查看全文]

Columbus's Telephone NumberLittle Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451--1560) aft... [查看全文]