英语幽默教程汇总和更新

my little dog can't read我的狗不识字Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!Mrs. Smith: B... [查看全文]

He is really somebody他真是一个大人物-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.-- He is really somebody.-- What does he... [查看全文]

A Woman Who FellIt was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal -... [查看全文]

I've Just Bitten My Tongue我刚咬破自己的舌头"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother."Yes, dear," sh... [查看全文]

Nest and Hair鸟窝与头发My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had b... [查看全文]

Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he said to his wife: "Wh... [查看全文]

Who Is the Laziest?谁最懒Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a questio... [查看全文]

I think that I'm a chicken我觉得我是一只鸡Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicke... [查看全文]

The mean man's partyThe notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to... [查看全文]

Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife?你停止打你老婆了吗?This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually end... [查看全文]