英语幽默教程汇总和更新

　　A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a ma... [查看全文]

　　Patient: Doctor, please tell me the truth. What are my chances of recovery?　　Doctor: Just one hundred percen... [查看全文]

　　Two friends were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you? "　　Replied the se... [查看全文]

　　An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.　　"Doctor, I just can't get to... [查看全文]

　　A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of l... [查看全文]

　　Poet: I hope you've received the little volume of poems I sent you.　　Woman: Oh, yes. It's very nice... [查看全文]

What does DC stand for?An American teacher asked one of her pupils, "What's the nation's capital?"The repl... [查看全文]

Farmer: If you want to spend the night here, you'll have to make your own bed（自己铺床/自己做床）.Traveling s... [查看全文]

During the fight, the boxer swiped the air furiously, but could not hit his opponent."How am I doing?" he asked... [查看全文]

　　A little girl's grandfather had a long beard, but one morning he shaved it off.　　When he came down to breakfast, the little girl cried, "Grandpa! Whose head have you got on?". [查看全文]