英语幽默教程汇总和更新

Tom: I went for a walk in a large park last week. It was very cold and the wind was blowing hard. All of a student, I saw a big tiger... Henry: Oh, what did you do then? Tom: I looked at him for a while, then I put my hands into my pockets [查看全文]

I want to know you. Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Woman: It's in the phone book. Man: But I don't know your name. Woman: That's in the phone book too. 我想认识你 男：我想给你打电话。你的电话号码是多少？ [查看全文]

Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool? 年少的童子军：我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢？ Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a [查看全文]

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. 一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。 His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: I think that he is very ill. 他的妻子站在他的 [查看全文]

Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain. 三只乌龟决定去喝咖啡。它们刚到咖啡店的门口，就下起雨来。 The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, Go home and [查看全文]

Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at that! Im going to have one of those someday, his dads response [查看全文]

Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. 鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。 Sunday night Bob took the pills, [查看全文]

昨晚的面包 迈克去买面包，他拿去两个便士，说：请给我一个面包。 营业员：孩子，现在一个面包要两个半便士了。 迈克：什么时候涨价的？ 营业员：今天早上。 迈克：那就给我拿 [查看全文]

愚蠢的问题 Stupid Question Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, What's the time, please? 丹在一个大城市的某个俱乐部当守门人。 [查看全文]

Waitress, shouted the impatient diner, do I have to sit here and starve all night? 服务员，用餐者不耐烦地叫道，我必须整晚坐在这儿挨饿吗？ no, sir, we close at nine o'clock. 不，先生，我们9点关门。 [查看全文]